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Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
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Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
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Postby coop » Wed May 29, 2019 12:27 pm

epic clapback madame speaker!!
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Postby Franco » Wed May 29, 2019 12:30 pm

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Postby powderfinger » Wed May 29, 2019 12:31 pm

the clumsy turn to "our real priority is message bills" is beyond parody
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Postby Hal Jordan » Wed May 29, 2019 12:34 pm

James Corden Laughing Relatively Hard wrote:lost in all the noise this morning:

James Corden Laughing Relatively Hard wrote:holy shit the trump admin just declared it a FELONY to bust a nut


but bustin feels good (ghostbusters)
well that was intense
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Postby jewels » Wed May 29, 2019 12:35 pm

Love a good clap back
gold and glass wrote:When you get to heaven, do you get to see a list of which gimmicks belonged to who?
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Postby hbb » Wed May 29, 2019 12:45 pm

That last sentence somehow manages to be both incoherent and a platitude
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Postby Feech La Manna » Wed May 29, 2019 12:47 pm

FOR THOSE ABOUT TO CLOSEUPTHESPECIALCOUNSELOFFICE, WE SALUUUUUTE YOU
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Postby coop » Wed May 29, 2019 12:47 pm

:roll:
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Postby easy » Wed May 29, 2019 12:48 pm

we penis twinsing in here
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Postby digital friday » Wed May 29, 2019 12:54 pm

coop wrote:


https://www.myinstants.com/instant/the-price-is-right-losing-horn/
are you not entertained?
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Postby coop » Wed May 29, 2019 1:03 pm

whoa
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Postby easy » Wed May 29, 2019 1:04 pm

oh shit

this goes all the way to the top
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Postby Sweet Gregory Pectin » Wed May 29, 2019 1:06 pm

... the zz top!

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Postby whatabout tim » Wed May 29, 2019 1:08 pm

Barr should have been disbarred over twenty years ago.
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Postby hbb » Wed May 29, 2019 1:11 pm

Sometimes the barr disses you
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Postby snuggle » Wed May 29, 2019 1:12 pm

Barr-do Pond
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Postby easy » Wed May 29, 2019 1:22 pm

“it was about the statements in between the statement, maaaan”
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Postby delgriffith » Wed May 29, 2019 1:22 pm

Shorter Nadler: Send in the dancing lobsters.
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Postby guy forget » Wed May 29, 2019 1:26 pm

*extremely Frank Herberts voice* Statements within statements
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Postby hbb » Wed May 29, 2019 1:26 pm

It’s not the charges you bring, it’s the charges you don’t bring
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Postby farmer » Wed May 29, 2019 1:28 pm

if you look at it one way, you see two vases, and if you look at it another way, you see rampant conspiracy with dystopian autocrats to steal an election and destroy our government. it's all about the negative space, really.
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Postby Feech La Manna » Wed May 29, 2019 1:29 pm



lol
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Postby Feech La Manna » Wed May 29, 2019 1:29 pm

The light-flicking thing will forever define Mueller in my mind. Just so goddamn perfect.
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Postby Shotfrog » Wed May 29, 2019 1:33 pm

Unless he puts the handclap emoji between the important words in the report, it's just not going to sink in.
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Postby truncated » Wed May 29, 2019 1:47 pm

Feech La Manna wrote:The light-flicking thing will forever define Mueller in my mind. Just so goddamn perfect.


remind me what this was?
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Postby Feech La Manna » Wed May 29, 2019 1:48 pm

It was from the Time person of the year profile

So it is instructive to hear friends and former colleagues talk about Robert Swan Mueller III. Not because they portray a perfect person, but because they describe a complicated one: relentless but circumspect, impatient but thorough, difficult but respected. Mueller, they say, is the kind of man who flicks the lights off and on at his home to inform guests that it's time to leave a social gathering, and who is so keenly aware of any appearance of impropriety that he won't even enter the same room as friends who are working on the other side of the Russia case. As FBI director, he twice threatened to resign over matters of legal principle, winning the standoff both times, and was infamous for eviscerating ill-prepared underlings. "If indicting his own mother was the right thing to do," says former FBI assistant director Tom Fuentes, "he would do it."
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Postby tgk » Wed May 29, 2019 1:48 pm

Friends say special counsel Robert Mueller is 'the kind of man' who flicks lights on and off to tell them it's time to leave
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Postby Denise » Wed May 29, 2019 1:52 pm

Friends say special counsel Robert Mueller is 'the kind of guy' who laughs at a funeral, don't understand what they mean well you soon will
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Postby hbb » Wed May 29, 2019 1:57 pm

Friends say special counsel Robert Mueller is ‘the type of guy’ that shows up on the scene and gets the seven digits, you know the routine
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