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Postby Rainbow Battle Kid » Mon Jul 15, 2019 11:39 am

if you had a movie character who was such a spineless politician, people would say it's too on-the-nose to name him Jeff Flake
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Postby farmer » Mon Jul 15, 2019 11:44 am

he has an injeffable quality
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Postby whatabout tim » Mon Jul 15, 2019 11:45 am

Shotfrog wrote:Probably the dumbest replies on Twitter are the people who think Trump earnestly wants them to go learn valuable governing lessons and then come back to spread them here.


jfc
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Postby palmer eldritch » Mon Jul 15, 2019 11:51 am

Get ready for resolution of disapproval!
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Postby goofjan » Mon Jul 15, 2019 11:55 am

we're in this horrific cycle where Trump spews some hateful violence inciting bullshit, these spineless Republicans release totally empty statements condemning the shit he said, do nothing, and then in a month it repeats all over again. but my concern is that years from now these Republicans will just be like, "I spoke out against Donald Trump!" and wait for applause. when they should really be captured and prosecuted like Nazi war criminals.
plz if u get a chanse put some flowrs on algernons grave kthxbye
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Postby whatabout tim » Mon Jul 15, 2019 12:02 pm

Can we do a fyre festival for right wingers? Can't be hard to convince them to fly out to an island somewhere and just leave. Throw in a couple cameras and we got ourselves a real life battle royale.
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Postby Durham » Mon Jul 15, 2019 12:12 pm

goofjan wrote:we're in this horrific cycle where Trump spews some hateful violence inciting bullshit, these spineless Republicans release totally empty statements condemning the shit he said, do nothing, and then in a month it repeats all over again. but my concern is that years from now these Republicans will just be like, "I spoke out against Donald Trump!" and wait for applause. when they should really be captured and prosecuted like Nazi war criminals.


The good thing about this flare up is they’re not even making the empty statements! Progress !
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Postby easy » Mon Jul 15, 2019 12:17 pm

one day obama's gonna speak at donald trump's funeral and he's gonna be like, "now. donald and I didn't always agree about everything. you may recall he was kind of uhhhh.. pain in the BUTT about a certain person's birth certificate..." (laughing) (george w. bush nods, hillary double-points at barry)
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Postby brent » Mon Jul 15, 2019 12:19 pm

it’s going to be epic for sure
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Postby grammatron » Mon Jul 15, 2019 12:20 pm

Jeff Flake,,,,
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Postby KALM » Mon Jul 15, 2019 12:20 pm

Naively optimistic to think that anyone currently alive is going to outlive Donald Trump.
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Postby iambic » Mon Jul 15, 2019 12:21 pm

a racially inflected soupçon, to taste
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Postby whatabout tim » Mon Jul 15, 2019 12:28 pm

KALM wrote:Naively optimistic to think that anyone currently alive is going to outlive Donald Trump.


Him and Kissinger are humankind's cockroaches.
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Postby grammatron » Mon Jul 15, 2019 12:45 pm

No need to insult cockroaches.
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Postby jack » Mon Jul 15, 2019 12:57 pm

hmm yikes

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Postby mcwop23 » Mon Jul 15, 2019 12:58 pm

the fuck
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Postby palmer eldritch » Mon Jul 15, 2019 1:07 pm

that's a new one for me
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Postby dreamshake » Mon Jul 15, 2019 1:09 pm

is this bc of that conspiracy theory that DoD created lyme disease?
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Postby jewels » Mon Jul 15, 2019 1:10 pm

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Postby Ted Pikul » Mon Jul 15, 2019 1:11 pm

there's a conspiracy theory out there that lyme disease was released by a secret government facility in new york
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Postby Ted Pikul » Mon Jul 15, 2019 1:11 pm

loaf angel wrote:I love how Ted makes every thread as a testament to how fucking boring he is.

"I bought a new garden hose mk 2"
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Postby toots » Mon Jul 15, 2019 1:39 pm

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Postby Cronos » Mon Jul 15, 2019 1:45 pm

dreamshake wrote:is this bc of that conspiracy theory that DoD created lyme disease?


Maybe because there are ticks that clone themselves terrorizing the East Coast.
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Postby coop » Mon Jul 15, 2019 1:52 pm

worst dude
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Postby whatabout tim » Mon Jul 15, 2019 1:52 pm

Can't wait to see if the house investigates whether the earth is round next. Gonna take them years to figure it out.
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Postby goofjan » Mon Jul 15, 2019 1:56 pm

fuck fuck fuck Trump is the worst person on the planet.
plz if u get a chanse put some flowrs on algernons grave kthxbye
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Postby Kiki » Mon Jul 15, 2019 1:58 pm

Wait, wasn't that the guy who ran on the platform of this country not being great?
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Postby jack » Mon Jul 15, 2019 1:58 pm

how to get your child raping friend out of the headlines with one weird tweet
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Postby jalapeño ranch » Mon Jul 15, 2019 2:03 pm

Jesus fucking Christ.
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