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Postby Ted Pikul » Mon Jul 29, 2019 12:23 pm

edit wrong thread
loaf angel wrote:I love how Ted makes every thread as a testament to how fucking boring he is.

"I bought a new garden hose mk 2"
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Postby goofjan » Mon Jul 29, 2019 12:29 pm



I can't imagine a meeting he'd be looking forward to less than this.
plz if u get a chanse put some flowrs on algernons grave kthxbye
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Postby Ted Pikul » Mon Jul 29, 2019 12:32 pm

Going to see the Pastors
Got a ticket for the Inner City Pastors
loaf angel wrote:I love how Ted makes every thread as a testament to how fucking boring he is.

"I bought a new garden hose mk 2"
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Postby palmer eldritch » Mon Jul 29, 2019 12:37 pm

we'll probably pass into majority support in the Democratic caucus for an impeachment inquiry in the next TWO WEEKS
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Postby Ted Pikul » Mon Jul 29, 2019 12:38 pm

perfect as thats how long my dry cleaner takes to steam and press
loaf angel wrote:I love how Ted makes every thread as a testament to how fucking boring he is.

"I bought a new garden hose mk 2"
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Postby palmer eldritch » Mon Jul 29, 2019 12:39 pm

some swing seat freshmen have started endorsing it so really it's at the point where it could tip over pretty quickly

does that make it happen? idk
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Postby tgk » Mon Jul 29, 2019 12:47 pm

toots wrote:It's fun visiting chicago and seeing maga tourist families in The Big City pointing and taking pictures of trump tower like the chimps worshipping the monolith on 2001: A Space Odyssey.



They better watch themselves

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Postby coop » Mon Jul 29, 2019 12:57 pm

:lol:
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Postby Bartatua » Mon Jul 29, 2019 12:58 pm

wow
i broke somebody's ribs
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Postby Ted Pikul » Mon Jul 29, 2019 1:00 pm

lol
loaf angel wrote:I love how Ted makes every thread as a testament to how fucking boring he is.

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Postby guy forget » Mon Jul 29, 2019 1:00 pm

One of those rare tweets that exists in the liminal space between dys- and utopias
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Postby Det. Bobby Gold » Mon Jul 29, 2019 1:09 pm

it is pretty "make the best of total dystopia" imo
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Postby toots » Mon Jul 29, 2019 1:11 pm

tgk wrote:
toots wrote:It's fun visiting chicago and seeing maga tourist families in The Big City pointing and taking pictures of trump tower like the chimps worshipping the monolith on 2001: A Space Odyssey.



They better watch themselves




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Postby Det. Bobby Gold » Mon Jul 29, 2019 1:12 pm

it's like the joke the guy next to you chained to a wall in medieval prison makes
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Postby mcwop23 » Mon Jul 29, 2019 1:17 pm

coop wrote::lol:


i think i’m resistance twitter now
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Postby Ted Pikul » Mon Jul 29, 2019 1:24 pm

loaf angel wrote:I love how Ted makes every thread as a testament to how fucking boring he is.

"I bought a new garden hose mk 2"
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Postby Kuboaa » Mon Jul 29, 2019 1:24 pm

toots wrote:It's fun visiting chicago and seeing maga tourist families in The Big City pointing and taking pictures of trump tower like the chimps worshipping the monolith on 2001: A Space Odyssey.

they mainly stay in the loop because they would be unmercifully roasted anywhere else in the city
they must fight for space with those down there to take a picture of themselves giving Trump Tower the finger

it's funny because both groups are posing with a mostly empty building
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Postby coop » Mon Jul 29, 2019 2:44 pm

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Postby darger » Mon Jul 29, 2019 2:48 pm

deebster wrote:




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Postby Hal Jordan » Mon Jul 29, 2019 2:59 pm

huh, so the preside just tweeted that al sharpton "hates whites and cops"
well that was intense
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Postby goofjan » Mon Jul 29, 2019 3:02 pm

Hal Jordan wrote:huh, so the preside just tweeted that al sharpton "hates whites and cops"

no he didn't. he capitalized Whites and Cops.
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Postby Shotfrog » Mon Jul 29, 2019 3:07 pm

Oh god
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Postby coop » Mon Jul 29, 2019 3:19 pm

hmm
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Postby Durham » Mon Jul 29, 2019 3:30 pm

Khalid Sheikh Muhammad...welcome to the resistance
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Postby coop » Mon Jul 29, 2019 3:54 pm

:?:
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Postby mcwop23 » Mon Jul 29, 2019 3:56 pm

coop wrote::?:


he’s never made a bad deal but can’t stop going bankrupt
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Postby walt whitman » Mon Jul 29, 2019 5:04 pm

Ted Pikul wrote:

more of this please

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Postby saranclaps » Mon Jul 29, 2019 5:38 pm

Ted Pikul wrote:
Would love to know what he was doing in LA. My bet is Federalist Society orgy at Dennis Prager's house.
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