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Postby tgk » Thu Aug 15, 2019 3:37 pm

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Postby toots » Thu Aug 15, 2019 4:11 pm

what a butthead
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Postby tgk » Thu Aug 15, 2019 4:31 pm

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Postby coop » Thu Aug 15, 2019 4:31 pm

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Postby bigcat » Thu Aug 15, 2019 4:31 pm

Buy Greenland? Hell yeah
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Postby murray st. » Thu Aug 15, 2019 4:32 pm

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you know what? sure. fuck it on this one
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Postby tgk » Thu Aug 15, 2019 4:33 pm

he's trying to hasten the climate apocalypse and put us all out of our misery, so his plan to buy and melt greenland's ice sheet is solid
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Postby whatabout tim » Thu Aug 15, 2019 4:37 pm

Maybe if we melt greenland's ice sheet maralago will finally slide into the ocean.
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Postby guy forget » Thu Aug 15, 2019 4:39 pm

Having done no research on the subject I’m gonna go ahead and guess extending American imperialism into Greenland would be very shitty for Indigenous people and the region’s already withering ecology so I’m gonna pass on the semi-ironic “wacky ol Trump is onto something with this scheme!” posts
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Postby saranclaps » Thu Aug 15, 2019 4:41 pm

outside of michael bay, not sure there's anyone i'd trust less with greenland than trump.
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Postby spix et chicho » Thu Aug 15, 2019 4:43 pm

maybe he’ll move the Winter White House to Greenland and then kill himself like a true Greenlander
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Postby whatabout tim » Thu Aug 15, 2019 4:43 pm

Trump would purposely melt the ice to prove climate change wrong once and for all (so he can build a shitty golf course or two).
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Postby Franco » Thu Aug 15, 2019 4:47 pm

I bet in those conversations he relies heavily on the elementary school fact of, “you know, a lot of people think Greenland is green and Iceland is all icey. But it’s interesting it’s actually the other way around.”
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Postby transitive » Thu Aug 15, 2019 4:55 pm

Franco wrote:I bet in those conversations he relies heavily on the elementary school fact of, “you know, a lot of people think Greenland is green and Iceland is all icey. But it’s interesting it’s actually the other way around.”


"Greenland is full of ice, but Iceland is very nice!"
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Postby murray st. » Thu Aug 15, 2019 4:59 pm

guy forget wrote:Having done no research on the subject I’m gonna go ahead and guess extending American imperialism into Greenland would be very shitty for Indigenous people and the region’s already withering ecology so I’m gonna pass on the semi-ironic “wacky ol Trump is onto something with this scheme!” posts


the joke is that it's not going to happen because it's an incredibly fucking stupid idea
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Postby badhat » Thu Aug 15, 2019 5:23 pm

it turns out for all the far-flung speculation, trump’s entire plan was inspired by lex luthor’s real estate scheme in donner’s superman.
There’s no path to a satisfying conclusion at this point.
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Postby bigcat » Thu Aug 15, 2019 5:26 pm

Unlike murray st, I was not being sarcastic. From Mexico up should be one country.
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Postby bigcat » Thu Aug 15, 2019 5:26 pm

Hell, I want Mexico too
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Postby dubs » Thu Aug 15, 2019 6:13 pm

Went to my first protest ever outside his rally in Manchester tonight. It was great being around like minded people and also calling his supporters fascists right to their faces. It’s pretty amazing how unable they are to process or come up with something in real time after they stop yelling at you when you’re confronting them face to face.

10/10, therapeutic, would do again.
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Postby Poptone » Thu Aug 15, 2019 7:26 pm

Can someone post the Mitt Romney 9/11 Jenga gif plz?
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Postby murray st. » Thu Aug 15, 2019 7:27 pm

dubs wrote:Went to my first protest ever outside his rally in Manchester tonight. It was great being around like minded people and also calling his supporters fascists right to their faces. It’s pretty amazing how unable they are to process or come up with something in real time after they stop yelling at you when you’re confronting them face to face.

10/10, therapeutic, would do again.


manchester, so much to answer for
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Postby dubs » Thu Aug 15, 2019 7:43 pm

There was a guy who walked along the line calling us communists and socialists and then when he got to the women in front of me in PP shirts he started telling baby killers with his finger an inch from their faces. That got the protest crowd more pumped up and then when I got home I donated to PP again in the fuckheads honor.

Honestly Manchester is a fucking shithole of MAGA chuds and I won’t even try to defend it.
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Postby mission » Thu Aug 15, 2019 8:24 pm

coop wrote:interesting long read


This thread moves quickly but I need to air the anger this caused.

I realise I am some sort of shit-Catholic quasi-hippy, but this idea held by the rich that they feel some obligation to the environment boils my piss.

‘To blame population growth instead of consumerism [for environmental degradation] ... is an attempt to legitimize the present model of distribution, where a minority believes it has the right to consume in a way which can never be universalized.’

— Pope Francis, Laudato si

The super shit part about that being, of course, that I am the minority and not just some mega-rich freaks who can't abide other humans.
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Postby Debbie » Thu Aug 15, 2019 8:41 pm

bigcat wrote:Hell, I want Mexico too


I mean I could see this happening and being pretty great at some point
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Postby Franco » Thu Aug 15, 2019 8:43 pm

Yeah but there’d be a big wall
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Postby Debbie » Thu Aug 15, 2019 8:45 pm

Greenland is actually my escape policy so please don't
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Postby fuckles » Thu Aug 15, 2019 8:54 pm

Franco wrote:Yeah but there’d be a big wall

thats ok the canadians would be around to apologize for it
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Postby k_uger » Thu Aug 15, 2019 8:55 pm

Trump’s foreign policy is reminiscent of a book I wrote when I was 7 called: “How Greenland Was Saved”

According to the 9 scribbled pages of kid print and child art Greenland got SO COLD that all the corn they grew there (?) began to explode into popcorn... rapunsil’s hair was frozen to the clouds, and a lady lost her baby... also the water was butter apparently... so I had to cut Greenland loose to float down to the equator, so the corn (?) could.. be less cold?

It worked! The End.

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Postby Franco » Thu Aug 15, 2019 9:04 pm

He might like the idea as a fuck you to Puerto Rico. Like look how easy it would be to help you but still no
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Postby palmer eldritch » Thu Aug 15, 2019 9:26 pm

We Bought a Greenland
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