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Postby Bob511 » Mon Aug 26, 2019 12:36 am

sniplets wrote:"Under Trump, life has not been good so far."

Since it's now the middle of the night, I just want to confess that this post actually made me doubt, for about the length of a trip to Wikipedia, whether I'd somehow completely misunderstood the whole Joe Walsh saga.
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Postby Rumpleforeskin » Mon Aug 26, 2019 6:07 am

Can't wait to hear from the guy at work about how not serious he was about nuking the hurricanes and how it's such a master stroke of trolling genius to the fake media. :roll:
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Postby Happy and Healthy! » Mon Aug 26, 2019 6:38 am

Rumpleforeskin wrote:Can't wait to hear from the guy at work about how not serious he was about nuking the hurricanes and how it's such a master stroke of trolling genius to the fake media. :roll:


I'm sorry but yeah
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Postby toots » Mon Aug 26, 2019 7:04 am

Is that what Stockholm syndrome is
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Postby goldmatt » Mon Aug 26, 2019 10:35 am



Which Real World alum is going to represent NW Wisconsin now?
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Postby joe » Mon Aug 26, 2019 10:55 am

Today's the day little Jay finally gets (elected to Congress)
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Postby saranclaps » Mon Aug 26, 2019 11:54 am

goldmatt wrote:

Which Real World alum is going to represent NW Wisconsin now?
he's going to move to new york in like a month. wonder if they are going to still have a nanny raise their 305 kids.
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Postby Barthes Starr » Mon Aug 26, 2019 12:54 pm

guess who penned this hot new NYT op-ed:

We Should Buy Greenland
Trump isn’t the only one to recognize the country’s strategic importance. Beijing does, too.


By Tom Cotton
Mr. Cotton, a Republican, is a United States senator from Arkansas and was President of the United States from 2024 - 2032.
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https://www.nytimes.com/2019/08/26/opin ... trump.html
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Postby fester » Mon Aug 26, 2019 1:04 pm

badhat wrote:so if i’m understanding correctly, trump was nearly cast as prez in sharknado 3, but lost out to mark cuban and ran for actual prez instead.

the plot of sharknado 3 centered on...

using fighter jets to bomb and disrupt sharknados


exhibit b:

“You could see the television from the little dining room table and he was watching Shark Week and he was watching a special about the U.S.S. something and it sank and it was like the worst shark attack in history,” Daniels told In Touch. “He is obsessed with sharks. Terrified of sharks. He was like, ‘I donate to all these charities and I would never donate to any charity that helps sharks. I hope all the sharks die.’
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Postby toots » Mon Aug 26, 2019 1:06 pm

USS Indianapolis ya dummie
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Postby conductor » Mon Aug 26, 2019 1:20 pm

Kevin McCallister wrote:They keep on calling me Hitler. Hitler, Hitler, Hitler. You don't think I'm Hitler, do you? Maybe I'm a Good Hitler. Maybe? Who's to say?

I can't stop thinking about this post.
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Postby mcwop23 » Mon Aug 26, 2019 1:33 pm

wendy wrote:
colin meloy doesn't need to die
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Postby toots » Mon Aug 26, 2019 1:50 pm

and ICBM

Illegitimate Cheeto Bozo Man
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Postby mcwop23 » Mon Aug 26, 2019 2:56 pm

wendy wrote:
colin meloy doesn't need to die
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Postby goofjan » Mon Aug 26, 2019 2:59 pm

mcwop23 wrote:

why? shortages on avocados and toast? heheheheh... oh god where's my savings!??!?!
plz if u get a chanse put some flowrs on algernons grave kthxbye
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Postby snuggle » Mon Aug 26, 2019 3:31 pm

That's a shocking scoop
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Postby Riverchrist » Mon Aug 26, 2019 3:45 pm

I'm singing "bootstraps" to the tune of "Love Shack."
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Postby Spooky Jim » Mon Aug 26, 2019 4:06 pm

I applied for a job at the library in my tiny ass "village", for shit pay, part-time, not really an amazing job in many ways but it would have been fine for my circumstances. Didn't even get a denial of an interview, and went into the library other day and saw the person they hired - a retired boomer who just wants somethin' to do now that he's done at his ol' job. Boomers, go home!!!
Combarieu declares that the songs of birds are not "musical" either, because they are "very difficult to take down in notation." See his Music-Its Laws and Evolution, 155. Will some divine power please create a "Musical" bird to sing the Air for G String in exact Equal Temperament for M. Combarieu?
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Postby goofjan » Mon Aug 26, 2019 4:39 pm

that sucks, Spooky Jim. sorry to hear that.
plz if u get a chanse put some flowrs on algernons grave kthxbye
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Postby Barthes Starr » Mon Aug 26, 2019 5:05 pm

yang is pitching himself as the only candidate speaking to the replaced-by-robots demo, when what we really need is a replaced-by-boomers candidate
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Postby goofjan » Mon Aug 26, 2019 5:06 pm

Goofjan 2020: I'll sick the robots on the boomers.
plz if u get a chanse put some flowrs on algernons grave kthxbye
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Postby Shotfrog » Mon Aug 26, 2019 9:04 pm

Where does this go? Here?



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Postby saranclaps » Mon Aug 26, 2019 9:06 pm

he's probably gonna write about us if we clown on him too hard or try to board here.
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Postby saranclaps » Mon Aug 26, 2019 9:07 pm

ban brett from the goss thread
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Postby saranclaps » Mon Aug 26, 2019 9:13 pm



a new hero emerges. infilitrate republicans everyday.
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Postby delgriffith » Mon Aug 26, 2019 9:21 pm

The email from Bret Stephens has me in fucking tears of laughter. Thank you Bret
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Postby Amblin » Mon Aug 26, 2019 9:23 pm

claps I can’t believe that guy beat you to the punch
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Postby Shotfrog » Mon Aug 26, 2019 9:29 pm

Bret Stephens is the weakest man alive. Unbelievable.
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Postby virile » Mon Aug 26, 2019 9:32 pm

free dinner? sign me up, bedbug!
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