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Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
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Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
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Postby snuggle » Mon Aug 26, 2019 3:31 pm

That's a shocking scoop
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Postby Riverchrist » Mon Aug 26, 2019 3:45 pm

I'm singing "bootstraps" to the tune of "Love Shack."
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Postby Spooky Jim » Mon Aug 26, 2019 4:06 pm

I applied for a job at the library in my tiny ass "village", for shit pay, part-time, not really an amazing job in many ways but it would have been fine for my circumstances. Didn't even get a denial of an interview, and went into the library other day and saw the person they hired - a retired boomer who just wants somethin' to do now that he's done at his ol' job. Boomers, go home!!!
Combarieu declares that the songs of birds are not "musical" either, because they are "very difficult to take down in notation." See his Music-Its Laws and Evolution, 155. Will some divine power please create a "Musical" bird to sing the Air for G String in exact Equal Temperament for M. Combarieu?
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Postby goofjan » Mon Aug 26, 2019 4:39 pm

that sucks, Spooky Jim. sorry to hear that.
plz if u get a chanse put some flowrs on algernons grave kthxbye
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Postby Barthes Starr » Mon Aug 26, 2019 5:05 pm

yang is pitching himself as the only candidate speaking to the replaced-by-robots demo, when what we really need is a replaced-by-boomers candidate
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Postby goofjan » Mon Aug 26, 2019 5:06 pm

Goofjan 2020: I'll sick the robots on the boomers.
plz if u get a chanse put some flowrs on algernons grave kthxbye
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Postby Shotfrog » Mon Aug 26, 2019 9:04 pm

Where does this go? Here?



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Postby saranclaps » Mon Aug 26, 2019 9:06 pm

he's probably gonna write about us if we clown on him too hard or try to board here.
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Postby saranclaps » Mon Aug 26, 2019 9:07 pm

ban brett from the goss thread
Real Love wrote:every once in a while saranclaps will try to do a funny and it's an extremely off note but I'm not totally convinced he's aware of what is happening
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Postby saranclaps » Mon Aug 26, 2019 9:13 pm



a new hero emerges. infilitrate republicans everyday.
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Postby delgriffith » Mon Aug 26, 2019 9:21 pm

The email from Bret Stephens has me in fucking tears of laughter. Thank you Bret
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Postby Amblin » Mon Aug 26, 2019 9:23 pm

claps I can’t believe that guy beat you to the punch
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Postby Shotfrog » Mon Aug 26, 2019 9:29 pm

Bret Stephens is the weakest man alive. Unbelievable.
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Postby virile » Mon Aug 26, 2019 9:32 pm

free dinner? sign me up, bedbug!
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Postby Spoilt Victorian Child » Mon Aug 26, 2019 9:37 pm

I think the play here is to call him a bedbug as soon as he opens the door, but I'm open to arguments that it's funnier to wait until the end of the evening.
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Postby Celiac » Mon Aug 26, 2019 9:39 pm

I want to meet Brett’s wife and kids and then call him a mean name to his face
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Postby Celiac » Mon Aug 26, 2019 9:40 pm

Asking people to take things outside on the internet absolutely slays
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Postby tgk » Mon Aug 26, 2019 9:42 pm

Celiac wrote:Asking people to take things outside on the internet absolutely slays


Who was it who completely freaked out when someone tweeted "turn your location on"
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Postby Feech La Manna » Mon Aug 26, 2019 9:43 pm

It’s so sick that Bret Stephens, the dumbest, softest man in journalism, a man who has no discernible talent or expertise and regularly reveals a lack of even a working knowledge of almost anything he writes about, won a Pulitzer. We love it!
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Postby Feech La Manna » Mon Aug 26, 2019 9:43 pm

tgk wrote:
Celiac wrote:Asking people to take things outside on the internet absolutely slays


Who was it who completely freaked out when someone tweeted "turn your location on"


Pretty sure this was the Podman
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Postby Spooky Jim » Mon Aug 26, 2019 9:44 pm

goofjan wrote:Goofjan 2020: I'll sick the robots on the boomers.

Marxist analysts love looking at horror movies because they can read the monsters metaphorically as the existential horrors that capitalism reaps on society. What is the monster that best represents boomers?
Combarieu declares that the songs of birds are not "musical" either, because they are "very difficult to take down in notation." See his Music-Its Laws and Evolution, 155. Will some divine power please create a "Musical" bird to sing the Air for G String in exact Equal Temperament for M. Combarieu?
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Postby Feech La Manna » Mon Aug 26, 2019 9:45 pm

Speaking of Class A dipshits... what?

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Postby easy » Mon Aug 26, 2019 9:46 pm

Feech La Manna wrote:It’s so sick that Bret Stephens, the dumbest, softest man in journalism, a man who has no discernible talent or expertise and regularly reveals a lack of even a working knowledge of almost anything he writes about, won a Pulitzer. We love it!


yeah and he uses two en dashes instead of em dash
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Postby Feech La Manna » Mon Aug 26, 2019 9:48 pm

Andy didn’t leave, antifa broke his brain and now he’s leaving.
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Postby light rail coyote » Mon Aug 26, 2019 9:48 pm

Feech La Manna wrote:Speaking of Class A dipshits... what?



andy got caught on video helping patriot prayer plan an assault and is probably in a ton of legal trouble:
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Postby Cronos » Mon Aug 26, 2019 9:49 pm

Damn being a fucking idiot is the worst brain injury you can have.
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Postby light rail coyote » Mon Aug 26, 2019 9:50 pm

oh I didn't see that claps posted that on the last page, but either way andy got himself in a real pickle this time!
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Postby jalapeño ranch » Mon Aug 26, 2019 9:52 pm

Shotfrog wrote:Where does this go? Here?




Celiac Cruz wrote:This one has no real explanation:
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Postby Feech La Manna » Mon Aug 26, 2019 9:52 pm

Maybe Benny can carve out a job for him at TPUSA
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Postby Marx & Engels » Mon Aug 26, 2019 9:52 pm

Spoilt Victorian Child wrote:I think the play here is to call him a bedbug as soon as he opens the door, but I'm open to arguments that it's funnier to wait until the end of the evening.


I think it would be worth the wait to politely explain to Bret's family that you are there to call him a bedbug at his request
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