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Postby tgk » Mon Oct 21, 2019 9:24 pm

Based on their junk-food-saturated vetting diet, they called their undertaking Project Goldfish (after the crackers)—ultimately giving each of the VP finalists an aquatic code name. Myers’ plan was to have Project Goldfish completed by Memorial Day. In April she presented Romney with a list of two dozen names, which he whittled down to 11: Kelly Ayotte, John Cornyn, Chris Christie, Mitch Daniels, Bill Frist, Mike Huckabee, Bob McDonnell, Tim Pawlenty, Rob Portman, Marco Rubio and Paul Ryan.

Within a month, the vetters had assembled preliminary research books on the 11, which Romney perused and then rendered his short list: Christie (Pufferfish), Pawlenty (Lakefish), Portman (Filet o Fish), Rubio (Pescado) and Ryan (Fishconsin).
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Postby tgk » Mon Oct 21, 2019 9:28 pm

You can compare mitt to Jeff flake all you want but Jeff flake never made an alt Twitter account calling himself pierre delecto (cest moi!)
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Postby FourLegsGood » Mon Oct 21, 2019 9:42 pm

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Postby hoopdog » Mon Oct 21, 2019 10:25 pm

Cronos wrote:
Hideaway Lights wrote:
tgk wrote:How much laughter has mitt given us? No plates like chrome, you didn't make those cookies, indulging in diet coke when stressed, having meat loaf drunkenly sing with him, humiliating himself celebrity boxing


Don’t forget the gas station


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Postby tgk » Mon Oct 21, 2019 10:29 pm

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Postby conductor » Mon Oct 21, 2019 10:32 pm

hoopdog wrote:
Cronos wrote:
Hideaway Lights wrote:
tgk wrote:How much laughter has mitt given us? No plates like chrome, you didn't make those cookies, indulging in diet coke when stressed, having meat loaf drunkenly sing with him, humiliating himself celebrity boxing


Don’t forget the gas station


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Postby conductor » Mon Oct 21, 2019 10:33 pm

Man I'm wheezing with laughter thinking about the lemonade line. Hell I guess I'll caucus for him
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Postby kit fox » Mon Oct 21, 2019 10:34 pm

tgk wrote:Image


how have i never noticed the photo on the left? it looks like a picture of mitt zoning out at a dinner table with tagg and the other one
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Postby Happy and Healthy! » Mon Oct 21, 2019 10:40 pm

“My favorite meat is hot dog”
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Postby kit fox » Mon Oct 21, 2019 10:43 pm

on further inspection they appear to be playing monopoly
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Postby Franco » Mon Oct 21, 2019 10:54 pm

Considering posting some Trump tweets to improve the quality of this thread
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Postby internethandle » Mon Oct 21, 2019 11:00 pm

like, the quality of the thread in toto?
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Postby Big Oil » Mon Oct 21, 2019 11:53 pm

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Postby Happy and Healthy! » Tue Oct 22, 2019 12:00 am

:barney:
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Postby death is my amigo » Tue Oct 22, 2019 12:03 am

no plates like chrome for the hollandaise is a legit great joke
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Postby death is my amigo » Tue Oct 22, 2019 12:03 am

back to never checking this thread
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Postby kit fox » Tue Oct 22, 2019 12:04 am

wait is that a cassingle of baha men who let the dogs out on the mantle?
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Postby Happy and Healthy! » Tue Oct 22, 2019 12:07 am

kit fox wrote:wait is that a cassingle of baha men who let the dogs out on the mantle?


Fucking hell
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Postby kit fox » Tue Oct 22, 2019 12:09 am

am i pointing out well known things about this image that are photoshopped in? i swear it also says “who let the dogs out?” on the lintel behind his legs too but maybe thats crazy
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Postby Spooky Jim » Tue Oct 22, 2019 12:11 am

kit fox wrote:wait is that a cassingle of baha men who let the dogs out on the mantle?

:ryan:
Combarieu declares that the songs of birds are not "musical" either, because they are "very difficult to take down in notation." See his Music-Its Laws and Evolution, 155. Will some divine power please create a "Musical" bird to sing the Air for G String in exact Equal Temperament for M. Combarieu?
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Postby Happy and Healthy! » Tue Oct 22, 2019 12:12 am

kit fox wrote:am i pointing out well known things about this image that are photoshopped in? i swear it also says “who let the dogs out?” on the lintel behind his legs too but maybe thats crazy


Yeah I guess I missed it cause it's a great Photoshop
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Postby Spooky Jim » Tue Oct 22, 2019 12:12 am

Oh yeah, and look at the face that is superimposed on the cabinet to the right.
Combarieu declares that the songs of birds are not "musical" either, because they are "very difficult to take down in notation." See his Music-Its Laws and Evolution, 155. Will some divine power please create a "Musical" bird to sing the Air for G String in exact Equal Temperament for M. Combarieu?
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Postby Happy and Healthy! » Tue Oct 22, 2019 12:13 am

Or it's not and we definitely live in a cruel simulation
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Postby jubjub » Tue Oct 22, 2019 12:44 am

So we’re treating Mitt like Bush Jr. that hasn’t been responsible for a bunch of deaths now? Trump really got us scared huh.
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Postby Happy and Healthy! » Tue Oct 22, 2019 12:45 am

Bush an Romney is best dude
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Postby trouble » Tue Oct 22, 2019 12:48 am

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Postby Ted Pikul » Tue Oct 22, 2019 5:51 am

Mitt Romney ran a deeply anti-immigrant campaign in 2012 that helped normalize ideas like a border fence and child separation
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Postby tgk » Tue Oct 22, 2019 6:15 am

Remember how he said he'd be so tough on immigrants that they'd self deport. Remember how he made fun of Obama for warning us about the rising oceans and got a big laugh from the crowd.
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