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Postby tgk » Tue Oct 29, 2019 9:32 am

yeah she's not wrong about the debates. frankly it seems like she'll be a very popular senator in her state
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Postby hbb » Tue Oct 29, 2019 9:49 am

“Sources say he was next in line for a big promotion”
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Postby toots » Tue Oct 29, 2019 9:50 am

brittle wrote:
toots wrote:Rudy’s butt is something of a whistleblower

this was the opening joke on pod save america today.

hi jon and dan, follow me on twitter please :)


i grabbed that joke from a random twitter comment. was that you?
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Postby Franco » Tue Oct 29, 2019 9:52 am

The Joker is Sinema
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Postby quinine » Tue Oct 29, 2019 10:06 am

stealing jokes from twitter, the purest form of boarding
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Postby landspeedrecord » Tue Oct 29, 2019 10:12 am

please don't use other people's jokes without crediting them

this isn't the carlos mencia fan forum
rather be an idiot than a sheeple
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Postby guy forget » Tue Oct 29, 2019 10:13 am

Oh NOW you tell me
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Postby Riverchrist » Tue Oct 29, 2019 10:31 am

Image
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Postby tgk » Tue Oct 29, 2019 10:59 am

fuuuuuuuuuuuck

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Postby powderfinger » Tue Oct 29, 2019 11:00 am

can't stop watching that video
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Postby jack » Tue Oct 29, 2019 11:00 am

lol
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Postby Ted Pikul » Tue Oct 29, 2019 11:01 am

How can one persons brain be so broken
loaf angel wrote:I love how Ted makes every thread as a testament to how fucking boring he is.

"I bought a new garden hose mk 2"
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Postby Kenny » Tue Oct 29, 2019 11:05 am

Trump clearly has dementia, not that I think he shouldn't be in the Hague
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Postby tgk » Tue Oct 29, 2019 11:06 am

Ted Pikul wrote:How can one persons brain be so broken


Two persons!
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Postby mcwop23 » Tue Oct 29, 2019 11:10 am

i wish that video wasn’t hilarious
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colin meloy doesn't need to die
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Postby jewels » Tue Oct 29, 2019 11:46 am

Top five favorite Mind of Mencia dketches, go
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Postby mcwop23 » Tue Oct 29, 2019 11:46 am

cool

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Postby jewels » Tue Oct 29, 2019 11:47 am

Vgffhiiiiii. Please. I am not spam B
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Postby john plainman 2 » Tue Oct 29, 2019 11:49 am

tgk wrote:yeah she's not wrong about the debates. frankly it seems like she'll be a very popular senator in her state


yeah Arizona is a DINO Boomer stronghold from what I know
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Postby Kenny » Tue Oct 29, 2019 11:51 am

jewels wrote:Top five favorite Mind of Mencia dketches, go

1) de de deeee
2) the one were he talks about Mexican people
3) The one where he does Apu

I ran out
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Postby NegativeCapability » Tue Oct 29, 2019 11:52 am

Incredibly cursed video.
Stabbing me 11 times only pissed me off.
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Postby Chyet » Tue Oct 29, 2019 11:57 am

mcwop23 wrote:cool



lets nationalize GM as a funny
ad astra per alia porci/death from a dove/and hell is dark
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Postby Chyet » Tue Oct 29, 2019 12:26 pm

Image
ad astra per alia porci/death from a dove/and hell is dark
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Postby fester » Tue Oct 29, 2019 12:26 pm

I like the pizza hut chandelier
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Postby This Guy » Tue Oct 29, 2019 12:28 pm

Why are there 100 dogs in the room with them?
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Postby the scofflaw » Tue Oct 29, 2019 12:31 pm

violating the fire code like a dog
A novel by Chuck Palahniuk.
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Postby Ted Pikul » Tue Oct 29, 2019 12:33 pm

Chyet wrote:Image


this rules
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Postby Ted Pikul » Tue Oct 29, 2019 12:33 pm

I'm going to switch that painting with the one my father in law has of Bogart and James Dean playing pool and see if he notices
loaf angel wrote:I love how Ted makes every thread as a testament to how fucking boring he is.

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Postby Barthes Starr » Tue Oct 29, 2019 12:33 pm

cory and pete appear to be cheating
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