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Postby Spooky Jim » Fri Nov 22, 2019 1:52 pm

When I moved from California to Ohio I anticipated every day would be like that Denny's video and was surprised it wasn't like that all the time. Who knew that Maga was California all along.
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Combarieu declares that the songs of birds are not "musical" either, because they are "very difficult to take down in notation." See his Music-Its Laws and Evolution, 155. Will some divine power please create a "Musical" bird to sing the Air for G String in exact Equal Temperament for M. Combarieu?
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Postby Riverchrist » Fri Nov 22, 2019 1:52 pm

Coming soon: Trump jokes about impeaching the turkey instead of pardoning it, then loses it and starts shouting questions at the turkey.
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Postby bongo » Fri Nov 22, 2019 1:55 pm

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next time you're feeling it, can you just close the tab instead

thanks


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Postby Frank » Fri Nov 22, 2019 2:00 pm

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Getbetter wrote:This whole Thanksgiving break is bullshit. Yeah there's a lunatic with the nuke codes and we're in the middle of getting him out but it's a good time to just take a break.


Out? No, there will be no getting him out



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Postby toots » Fri Nov 22, 2019 2:36 pm

i honestly thought that was a Matt Gaetz tweet for a good 2 minutes
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Postby DasLofGang » Fri Nov 22, 2019 3:37 pm

that Denny's video is the old reno 911 gang right
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Postby Mr Spaceship » Fri Nov 22, 2019 4:59 pm

that Denny's video is depressing as shit
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Postby Sissy Spacerock » Fri Nov 22, 2019 5:28 pm

Mr Spaceship wrote:that Denny's video is depressing as shit


runs like a wonder showzen skit with wrecked audio mixing

tells you nothing new about the space in most americans' heads that holds the absence of anything that could be understood as political ideology

six interchangeable baseball capped anabolic-deflation-and-sun-damage John Cenas and some Big Boy Who Is Very Irish yelling about nothing

no one knows how to even gesture or stand correctly

all are toddlers yet none toddle

end u s a please
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Postby Sissy Spacerock » Fri Nov 22, 2019 5:31 pm

whoever gets to the neologism for a Mexican standoff w/ phones or wearable tech will be so merriamed
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Postby Organic Croutons » Fri Nov 22, 2019 7:04 pm

can you translate that last one for me
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Postby scrumptown » Fri Nov 22, 2019 7:16 pm

If you invent a catchy term that captures the essence of people aggressively pointing phone cameras at each other / livestreaming a confrontation, it will go straight into the dictionary. Correct?
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Postby Milquetoaster Strudels » Fri Nov 22, 2019 7:19 pm

You mean aggrogramming?
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Postby WeirdJungle » Fri Nov 22, 2019 7:20 pm

scrumptown wrote:If you invent a catchy term that captures the essence of people aggressively pointing phone cameras at each other / livestreaming a confrontation, it will go straight into the dictionary. Correct?


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Postby nosebleeds » Fri Nov 22, 2019 7:25 pm

Sissy Spacerock wrote:whoever gets to the neologism for a Mexican standoff w/ phones or wearable tech will be so merriamed

Texican Standoff?

Or should it be Techsican Standoff?
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Postby Sissy Spacerock » Fri Nov 22, 2019 8:31 pm

nosebleeds wrote:
Sissy Spacerock wrote:whoever gets to the neologism for a Mexican standoff w/ phones or wearable tech will be so merriamed

Texican Standoff?

Or should it be Techsican Standoff?


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Postby DasLofGang » Fri Nov 22, 2019 8:35 pm

i feel a hot wind
on my shoulder
i turn the switch and check the number
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Postby Sissy Spacerock » Fri Nov 22, 2019 8:43 pm

you think i mixed nelly up with chingy but chingy was just a thing you made up for a while when you were going through some really rough shit

hope things have picked up
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Postby DasLofGang » Fri Nov 22, 2019 8:44 pm

chingy is real

source: i've met him
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Postby quinine » Fri Nov 22, 2019 9:15 pm

we talkin shingy?
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Postby Pops Freshenmeyer » Fri Nov 22, 2019 9:29 pm

Nunes,
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Postby hbb » Fri Nov 22, 2019 9:31 pm

Nunes is bad news, I believe the idiom goes
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Postby Milquetoaster Strudels » Fri Nov 22, 2019 9:45 pm

Simply gotta love when one of the people investigating a scandal is implicated in it
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Postby Frank » Fri Nov 22, 2019 9:49 pm

Over the past two weeks, CNN approached Nunes on two occasions and reached out to his communications staff to get comment for this story.

In the Capitol on Nov. 14, as CNN began to ask a question about the trip to Vienna, Nunes interjected and said, "I don't talk to you in this lifetime or the next lifetime."
"At any time," Nunes added. "On any question."

Asked again on Thursday about his travel to Vienna and his interactions with Shokin and Parnas, Nunes gave a similar response.

"To be perfectly clear, I don't acknowledge any questions from you in this lifetime or the next lifetime," Nunes said while leaving the impeachment hearing. "I don't acknowledge any question from you ever."


That's Nunes' business, CNN!
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Postby DasLofGang » Fri Nov 22, 2019 10:02 pm

hbb wrote:Nunes is bad news, I believe the idiom goes

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Postby saranclaps » Fri Nov 22, 2019 11:07 pm

Hard to dileneate the borders between Azorean money laundering and Fox News brain
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Postby big zorb » Fri Nov 22, 2019 11:33 pm

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Damn, stephen colbert did it to em
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Postby big zorb » Fri Nov 22, 2019 11:33 pm

Trump prolly gonna resign once that goes viral
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Postby loaf angel » Sat Nov 23, 2019 12:15 am

please don't repost the Colbert stuff. reminders of what the Trump presidency has reduced the guy to is like salt in the wound
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Postby forest design » Sat Nov 23, 2019 12:17 am

What? He's arguably doing more to change more minds now than he ever did playing to college kids on Comedy Central
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