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Postby bruceagain » Wed Dec 18, 2019 11:11 pm

allegedly it would be pretty cool to behead the us president with a halberd
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Postby incoherent grunting » Wed Dec 18, 2019 11:12 pm

things r gunna get purdy dark
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Postby Feech La Manna » Wed Dec 18, 2019 11:13 pm

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I started to reply to this one "you had me at 'our presidents grave'" and then I stopped because I don't want to talk to the fbi or secret service or whatever for a dumb joke

I don't think there are enough FBI agents to track this kinda shit.


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Postby struttin' evil mushroom » Wed Dec 18, 2019 11:14 pm

am i allowed to post njnc
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Postby palmer eldritch » Wed Dec 18, 2019 11:16 pm

no flushes... no plugged up agains
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Postby bruceagain » Wed Dec 18, 2019 11:19 pm

more like no toilet for old men iyam
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Postby bruceagain » Wed Dec 18, 2019 11:20 pm

donaaaaaaaaald, let's invade iran
uh, no john *toilet flush*
*audience laughter*
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Postby Feech La Manna » Wed Dec 18, 2019 11:22 pm

Seven feet nine inches tall, a real tough customer, and he comes up to me sobbing, and he says “Thank you for making toilets great again, sir.”
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Postby virtuous » Wed Dec 18, 2019 11:24 pm

bruceagain wrote:donaaaaaaaaald, let's invade iran
uh, no john *toilet flush*
*audience laughter*

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Postby manvstrees » Wed Dec 18, 2019 11:24 pm

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Postby Dead_Wizard » Wed Dec 18, 2019 11:31 pm

I am dead serious that my toilet just started spewing sewage all over my bathroom. Is this a good or bad omen ...
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Postby Spooky Jim » Wed Dec 18, 2019 11:38 pm

In most cultures it is considered a sign of good luck. You know, like when you step in dog shit. or a bird shits on you.
Combarieu declares that the songs of birds are not "musical" either, because they are "very difficult to take down in notation." See his Music-Its Laws and Evolution, 155. Will some divine power please create a "Musical" bird to sing the Air for G String in exact Equal Temperament for M. Combarieu?
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Postby mcwop23 » Wed Dec 18, 2019 11:55 pm

bruceagain wrote:donaaaaaaaaald, let's invade iran
uh, no john *toilet flush*
*audience laughter*


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Postby GonzO))) » Thu Dec 19, 2019 12:28 am

I make posts like this like once every two months but it definitely feels like there’s a whole fuck of a lot more room for democrats to be tying the GOP to this president’s objectively criminal existence. The same way those cretins hammer on about “SUBVERTING THE WILL OF THE PEOPLE AND OVERTURNING AN ELECTION” it certainly seems like they could get some mileage out of something like “any republican who tries to downplay the president’s objectively criminal behavior has moved beyond mere support and into willing accomplice territory and to see about a half of all elected representatives openly endorse Such immediately disqualifying/dangerous/deranged/unforgivable/treasonous (Fuckin... pick one!) behavior on a minute by minute, day by day basis is disgusting and something we cannot allow. These people are openly supporting the concept of destroying any sovereignty we might possibly have by turning over the selecting of our elected officials from being controlled by voters, to being controlled by Russian kleptocrats and the leaders of countries whose leaders are forced to rely on monetary help from the US for their very survival, forcing them to help POTUS continue committing crimes against our republic by doing dirty work for him. All the GOP House members and Senators refusing to acknowledge reality have excitedly aligned themselves with this objectively criminal and most corrupt administration of all time and their attempts to insulate this president from anything resembling accountability For his numerous crimes and disqualifying behavior is disqualifying its self, it violates their oath of office, and they should from now on be viewed as active criminal co-conspirators so we call on all of them to resign from office immediately.”

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Postby saranclaps » Thu Dec 19, 2019 1:03 am

mcwop23 wrote:
i don't get it?
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Postby Daft Pun » Thu Dec 19, 2019 1:07 am

peach is also a color

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Postby patrick cokane? » Thu Dec 19, 2019 1:24 am

that's really good
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Postby DasLofGang » Thu Dec 19, 2019 1:25 am

teenage mutant njnc
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Postby Feech La Manna » Thu Dec 19, 2019 9:35 am

ahahahaha

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Postby table for one » Thu Dec 19, 2019 9:42 am

DasLofGang wrote:teenage mutant njnc



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Postby Det. Bobby Gold » Thu Dec 19, 2019 9:46 am

gonzos posts seem to ground me in reality when things get all sink and toilet, so thanks gonzo and pls never stop
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Postby SabreFancS » Thu Dec 19, 2019 10:04 am

G_S wrote:i'm glad he's impeached



yeah feels great and important for this country (tone: sincere)
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Postby SabreFancS » Thu Dec 19, 2019 10:07 am

future acting chief of staff:

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Postby coop » Thu Dec 19, 2019 11:01 am

I think this is good strategy
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Postby mcwop23 » Thu Dec 19, 2019 11:21 am

if pelosi holds off on sending it to senate can bernie and warren keep campaigning in iowa?

*pelosi runs the damn document over the the senate post-haste*
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Postby Feech La Manna » Thu Dec 19, 2019 11:22 am

god I love when this absolute fucking freakshow is back in the news

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Postby Feech La Manna » Thu Dec 19, 2019 11:24 am

Two thous-eh, thray thous-eh books ray-ad. No big dee-ah.
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Postby palmer eldritch » Thu Dec 19, 2019 11:25 am

Pelosi just not sending the articles over is a pretty kick ass move
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