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Postby whatabout tim » Wed Mar 25, 2020 7:18 pm

I hate everyone.
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Postby guaranteed mediocrity » Wed Mar 25, 2020 9:24 pm

whatabout tim wrote:I hate everyone.


give me a chance
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Postby DasLofGang » Wed Mar 25, 2020 9:51 pm

gr8 post
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Postby Kevin McCallister » Thu Mar 26, 2020 3:58 pm

Sneaking across the border to die on the streets of Buffalo, NY without healthcare.

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Postby odilon redon » Thu Mar 26, 2020 4:57 pm

this is kinda just a meaningless gesture as long as i’m stuck here, but i think i actually gave up on this country for good between the last few days/years. it’s rotten to the core and there’s absolutely nothing for me here anymore. currently gathering the resolve to get the f out of here as soon as i can

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Postby Sissy Spacerock » Thu Mar 26, 2020 6:32 pm

where you tryna head
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Postby manvstrees » Thu Mar 26, 2020 7:11 pm

when my parents arent around i am fucking out of here
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Postby farmer » Fri Mar 27, 2020 9:40 am





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Postby Frank » Fri Mar 27, 2020 9:44 am

wtf does that second tweet mean
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Postby farmer » Fri Mar 27, 2020 10:10 am

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Postby farmer » Fri Mar 27, 2020 10:19 am

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Postby Frank » Fri Mar 27, 2020 10:20 am

farmer wrote:


sir yes sir

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Postby Frank » Fri Mar 27, 2020 10:21 am

farmer wrote:


man if only there was something he could invoke to force them
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Postby farmer » Fri Mar 27, 2020 10:22 am

note that, once again, @generalmotors is not gm's twitter account.
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Postby DasLofGang » Fri Mar 27, 2020 10:23 am

crying general motors straight out of central casting
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Postby farmer » Fri Mar 27, 2020 10:26 am

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Postby DasLofGang » Fri Mar 27, 2020 10:28 am

right next to Q...
it's the suspense that gets me wrote:wandering around the house grunting "UUHHHHHH PUT IT ON MEEEEEHHHH"
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Postby endless dave » Fri Mar 27, 2020 10:39 am

that is a real top tier string of nonsense even for him
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Postby farmer » Fri Mar 27, 2020 10:39 am



been a good tweet morning so far
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Postby Ted Pikul » Fri Mar 27, 2020 10:40 am

hold ctrl-shift-P to increase defense production
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Postby Shotfrog » Fri Mar 27, 2020 10:41 am

Love too invoke P with my covfefe hehe
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Postby dubs » Fri Mar 27, 2020 10:42 am

I’m belly laughing at this string of tweets.This fuckin guy is losing what’s left of his goddamn mind.
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Postby Shotfrog » Fri Mar 27, 2020 10:43 am

I've said it before but the "Will someone please tell..." tweet construction just kills me.
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Postby Durham » Fri Mar 27, 2020 10:48 am

This might be the new Everest of “there’s always a tweet”

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Postby farmer » Fri Mar 27, 2020 10:49 am

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Postby KALM » Fri Mar 27, 2020 10:51 am

farmer wrote:

here's what he's referring to

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/03/26/us/politics/coronavirus-expertise-trump.html

Ever since President Trump came into office, a record high turnover and unfilled jobs have emptied offices across wide sections of the federal bureaucracy. Now, current and former administration officials and disaster experts say the coronavirus has exposed those failings as never before and left parts of the federal government unprepared and ill equipped for what may be the largest public health crisis in a century.

Some 80 percent of the senior positions in the White House below the cabinet level have turned over during Mr. Trump’s administration, with about 500 people having departed since the inauguration. Mr. Trump is on his fourth chief of staff, his fourth national security adviser and his fifth secretary of the Department of Homeland Security.

Between Mr. Trump’s history of firing people and the choice by many career officials and political appointees to leave, he now finds himself with a government riddled with vacancies, acting department chiefs and, in some cases, leaders whose professional backgrounds do not easily match up to the task of managing a pandemic.
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Postby DasLofGang » Fri Mar 27, 2020 10:51 am

sources close to the administration say they've never seen the president so ventilated
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Postby farmer » Fri Mar 27, 2020 10:52 am

yeah it seems like he's live tweeting someone reading that nyt article to him
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