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Postby Big Oil » Sat Feb 15, 2020 7:28 pm

Baker has been writing bizarre future-looking TRUMP TRIUMPHS fanfic under the guise of "straight" political reporting for years, I'm surprised it took Trump this long to start quoting him.
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Postby deadwolfbones » Sun Feb 16, 2020 2:49 pm

Ugh, Trump giving the command at the Daytona 500. You hate to see it.
dead was real dumb
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Postby Simpsons Avatar » Sun Feb 16, 2020 2:58 pm

Usa

Usa

Usa
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Postby deadwolfbones » Sun Feb 16, 2020 3:03 pm

He did it. He started the race.
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Postby Double McDouble » Sun Feb 16, 2020 3:04 pm

There’s a trump sponsored car in the race? Wtf
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Postby Cronos » Sun Feb 16, 2020 3:05 pm

A lot of people saying he looks like a young Dale Earnhardt
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Postby deadwolfbones » Sun Feb 16, 2020 3:09 pm

Jesus those limos weigh 22,000 lbs?
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Postby Double McDouble » Sun Feb 16, 2020 3:19 pm

21,500 without trump inside
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Postby deadwolfbones » Sun Feb 16, 2020 3:22 pm

Wow savage
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Postby conductor » Sun Feb 16, 2020 3:32 pm

Even within a joke I think 500 pounds is a stretch

Shame on you
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Postby dubs » Sun Feb 16, 2020 4:34 pm

Even within this hellish timeline I can’t believe this asshole rode around a racetrack in his limo.
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Postby Shalabi » Sun Feb 16, 2020 4:40 pm

Give us the gif!!
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Postby virile » Sun Feb 16, 2020 4:41 pm

i like to think he was making race car sounds with his mouth
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Postby Simpsons Avatar » Sun Feb 16, 2020 4:42 pm

Donald Trump eats shit
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Postby Frank » Sun Feb 16, 2020 4:43 pm

Debbie wrote:Donald Trump eats shit


Huge butt poo
dog diarrhea in my beard
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Postby Sweet Gregory Pectin » Sun Feb 16, 2020 4:52 pm

dubs wrote:Even within this hellish timeline I can’t believe this asshole rode around a racetrack in his limo.


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Postby sadville » Sun Feb 16, 2020 6:59 pm

man, if trump were truly a dictator, he would have won the daytona 500

what a fucking loser
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Postby mcwop23 » Sun Feb 16, 2020 7:24 pm

Debbie wrote:Donald Trump eats shit


what the fuck did mcdonald’s ever do to you
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Postby bongo » Sun Feb 16, 2020 7:32 pm

how’s the punk rock gonna be in the second term
yeaaaaaaaaaaaa american nostalgia love it suburban living civilized families this could be my life
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Postby odilon redon » Sun Feb 16, 2020 7:37 pm

yeah where are the maga jams
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Postby black mamba » Sun Feb 16, 2020 8:23 pm

bongo wrote:how’s the punk rock gonna be in the second term


deeply troubling
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Postby snuggle » Sun Feb 16, 2020 8:36 pm

If Trump wins a second term I think I might never go on the internet again
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Postby jack » Mon Feb 17, 2020 10:15 am

wrong thread
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Postby sadville » Mon Feb 17, 2020 11:52 am

i mean, he is a pretty vocal fan of steve reich, isn't he?
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Postby snuggle » Mon Feb 17, 2020 11:54 am

Trump is actually in The Residents
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Postby Ted Pikul » Mon Feb 17, 2020 12:46 pm

third reich, sadville
loaf angel wrote:I love how Ted makes every thread as a testament to how fucking boring he is.

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Postby Sissy Spacerock » Mon Feb 17, 2020 12:48 pm

my piano wrote:it's fundamental to the social contract, can't keep a society without a legitimate threat of knoxville.


somehow i'd never read about this

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Frankfurter
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Postby Cronos » Mon Feb 17, 2020 12:57 pm

Sissy Spacerock wrote:
my piano wrote:it's fundamental to the social contract, can't keep a society without a legitimate threat of knoxville.


somehow i'd never read about this

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Frankfurter


Damn all that and also being the inventor of the hot dog.
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Postby coop » Mon Feb 17, 2020 4:05 pm

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