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Postby Original Zorb » Mon Sep 14, 2020 9:05 pm

I like the civil war prospects cause like each redneck has fifteen guns how are they gonna shoot them all HUHH?
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Postby Original Zorb » Mon Sep 14, 2020 9:06 pm

Meanwhile I'll be using my BRAIN to concoct elaborate booby traps.
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Postby This Guy » Mon Sep 14, 2020 9:08 pm

That....is right
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Postby farmer » Mon Sep 14, 2020 9:09 pm

wait so are you gonna like put biden signs in your yard as a honeytrap and macaulay culkin them when they get inside
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Postby davideotape » Mon Sep 14, 2020 9:10 pm

farmer wrote:wait so are you gonna like put biden signs in your yard as a honeytrap and macaulay culkin them when they get inside



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Postby manvstrees » Mon Sep 14, 2020 9:11 pm

or even Fortress (1985) them
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Postby jack » Mon Sep 14, 2020 9:12 pm

hell, i'll fortress (1992) them
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Postby Original Zorb » Mon Sep 14, 2020 9:12 pm

I'll put a yeti cooler with a sign that says free Miller lite but check this out: it's actually just full of GLITTER that will shoot all over them

Classic prank imo
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Postby manvstrees » Mon Sep 14, 2020 9:13 pm

don't be threatening to Hypercube ppl in here
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Postby surly » Mon Sep 14, 2020 9:15 pm

davideotape wrote:
surly wrote:
davideotape wrote:
Cronos wrote:I think a civil war where one side refuses to take any precautions against a highly contagious virus will be over pretty quickly.


im honestly not sure who wins a war where one side values human life and the other doesnt


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is that what this movie is about? who values humans, the predator?

that depends, do you want to be eaten or stuffed and mounted
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Postby k_uger » Mon Sep 14, 2020 9:15 pm

is Seth Rich their Arch Duke Franz Ferdinand?
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Postby davideotape » Mon Sep 14, 2020 9:16 pm

surly wrote:
davideotape wrote:
surly wrote:
davideotape wrote:
Cronos wrote:I think a civil war where one side refuses to take any precautions against a highly contagious virus will be over pretty quickly.


im honestly not sure who wins a war where one side values human life and the other doesnt


Image



is that what this movie is about? who values humans, the predator?

that depends, do you want to be eaten or stuffed and mounted


stuffed and mounted i guess :ahuh:
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Postby polybius » Mon Sep 14, 2020 9:17 pm

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Postby bruceagain » Mon Sep 14, 2020 9:52 pm

Happy and Healthy wrote:I'll put a yeti cooler with a sign that says free Miller lite but check this out: it's actually just full of GLITTER that will shoot all over them

Classic prank imo

yeti and the NRA don't get along since they changed some discount program
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Postby Grey Poupon » Tue Sep 15, 2020 7:40 am

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Postby Cronos » Tue Sep 15, 2020 7:47 am

davideotape wrote:
Cronos wrote:I think a civil war where one side refuses to take any precautions against a highly contagious virus will be over pretty quickly.


im honestly not sure who wins a war where one side values human life and the other doesnt


Historically dying from disease is not a winning military strategy.
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Postby mcwop23 » Tue Sep 15, 2020 7:47 am

cool appointee as we run through the entire alphabet this storm season
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Postby Original Zorb » Tue Sep 15, 2020 7:49 am

Cronos wrote:
davideotape wrote:
Cronos wrote:I think a civil war where one side refuses to take any precautions against a highly contagious virus will be over pretty quickly.


im honestly not sure who wins a war where one side values human life and the other doesnt


Historically dying from disease is not a winning military strategy.


pft i'll show you
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Postby Cronos » Tue Sep 15, 2020 7:52 am

I’m trying to die of Covid so I can kill God.
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Postby surly » Tue Sep 15, 2020 8:12 am

Cronos wrote:
davideotape wrote:
Cronos wrote:I think a civil war where one side refuses to take any precautions against a highly contagious virus will be over pretty quickly.


im honestly not sure who wins a war where one side values human life and the other doesnt


Historically dying from disease is not a winning military strategy.

yeah tell that to the zombies DUMBASS
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Postby Hal Jordan » Tue Sep 15, 2020 8:38 am

schoom gang

well that was intense
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Postby xxx-xxx-xxxx » Tue Sep 15, 2020 8:59 am

i'm not worried about a civil war because i don't give a shit about my property. I have everything backed up in the cloud anyway
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Postby Double McDouble » Tue Sep 15, 2020 9:10 am

Glad to see Schumer has finally arrived in the year 1990
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Postby Cronos » Tue Sep 15, 2020 9:14 am

Damn the October surprise is going to be free weed for every American.
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Postby BanEmAll Collective » Tue Sep 15, 2020 9:27 am

I tell my chud family all the time that they want no part of a civil war because although they have more guns, it’s America, and liberals still have guns, what liberals don’t have is an aged population and an obesity crisis. 50 rock climbers with sniper rifles in Colorado could hold off an entire chud Army and if they do make progress, and they don’t all die hiking, just wait for them to be in the least precious forest in their path and set it on fire.

It’s very very very easy to beat fat dumb old people.
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Postby ten chimneys » Tue Sep 15, 2020 9:30 am

BanEmAll Collective wrote:I tell my chud family all the time that they want no part of a civil war because although they have more guns, it’s America, and liberals still have guns, what liberals don’t have is an aged population and an obesity crisis. 50 rock climbers with sniper rifles in Colorado could hold off an entire chud Army and if they do make progress, and they don’t all die hiking, just wait for them to be in the least precious forest in their path and set it on fire.

It’s very very very easy to beat fat dumb old people.


Pick two to defend you, the others will try to kill you. I pick the 10 hawks and the 50 rock climbers.
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Postby Down n dirty rufus » Tue Sep 15, 2020 10:17 am

You’ve given me a lot to think about
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Postby Cronos » Tue Sep 15, 2020 10:18 am

BanEmAll Collective wrote:I tell my chud family all the time that they want no part of a civil war because although they have more guns, it’s America, and liberals still have guns, what liberals don’t have is an aged population and an obesity crisis. 50 rock climbers with sniper rifles in Colorado could hold off an entire chud Army and if they do make progress, and they don’t all die hiking, just wait for them to be in the least precious forest in their path and set it on fire.

It’s very very very easy to beat fat dumb old people.


I’m not sure it’s really this simple. Probably best just not to do a Civil War.
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Postby Shotfrog » Tue Sep 15, 2020 10:22 am

What we've got here is

failure

to communicate
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Postby tgk » Tue Sep 15, 2020 10:36 am

pretty harrowing that we're told they're sterilizing detained migrants and it's not even a one day story.
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