The 2020 Presidential Election: We Got the Dreamers Disease

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Postby big zorb » Wed Oct 23, 2019 3:09 pm

it's bullshit that there aren't more corrupt female CEOs snaking oil pipelines through indigenous lands and shit
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Postby big zorb » Wed Oct 23, 2019 3:11 pm

beat that, palmer
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Postby surly » Wed Oct 23, 2019 3:11 pm

your heart wasn't in that one zorb
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Postby big zorb » Wed Oct 23, 2019 3:12 pm

i know :(
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Postby big zorb » Wed Oct 23, 2019 3:13 pm

my original one was way more flagrant but i thought some people might agree in earnest so i had to kill it
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Postby struttin' evil mushroom » Wed Oct 23, 2019 3:15 pm

hillary = zorb's abuela
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Postby big zorb » Wed Oct 23, 2019 3:17 pm

all right that's it i'm getting banned in like ten minutes
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Postby mcwop23 » Wed Oct 23, 2019 3:17 pm

i’m excited to have this argument 10 more times through super tuesday
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Postby guy forget » Wed Oct 23, 2019 3:18 pm

big zorb wrote:it's bullshit that there aren't more corrupt female CEOs snaking oil pipelines through indigenous lands and shit


Oh my god I was this ( ) close to responding earnestly to that one too

Like I was formulating an argument while making lunch this very second

Good night everybody
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Postby guy forget » Wed Oct 23, 2019 3:19 pm

Time to bump my “sorry for my posts” thread
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Postby big zorb » Wed Oct 23, 2019 3:19 pm

just ftr i don't at all think anyone in here who is saying "i think it's important to have a female president" is at ALL meaning "literally any woman on earth"
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Postby big zorb » Wed Oct 23, 2019 3:20 pm

i'm going to return to posting earnestly

i'm starting with struttin' evil mushroom, who i must now viciously attack
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Postby guy forget » Wed Oct 23, 2019 3:21 pm

Zorb aren’t you happy to hear I was thinking of you while making my lunch!?
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Postby struttin' evil mushroom » Wed Oct 23, 2019 3:21 pm

big zorb wrote:just ftr i don't at all think anyone in here who is saying "i think it's important to have a female president" is at ALL meaning "literally any woman on earth"


yes they are
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Postby struttin' evil mushroom » Wed Oct 23, 2019 3:21 pm

big zorb wrote:i'm going to return to posting earnestly

i'm starting with struttin' evil mushroom, who i must now viciously attack


whom
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Postby big zorb » Wed Oct 23, 2019 3:22 pm

struttin' evil mushroom wrote:
big zorb wrote:i'm going to return to posting earnestly

i'm starting with struttin' evil mushroom, who i must now viciously attack


whom


was debating this and thinking i might honestly not even know the rule
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Postby big zorb » Wed Oct 23, 2019 3:23 pm

guy forget wrote:Zorb aren’t you happy to hear I was thinking of you while making my lunch!?


i assume this is always the case
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Postby struttin' evil mushroom » Wed Oct 23, 2019 3:28 pm

big zorb wrote:
struttin' evil mushroom wrote:
big zorb wrote:i'm going to return to posting earnestly

i'm starting with struttin' evil mushroom, who i must now viciously attack


whom


was debating this and thinking i might honestly not even know the rule


if we're being tone sincere then i must admit i have no fucking idea how these work and don't care really
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Postby blurst of times » Wed Oct 23, 2019 3:32 pm

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Postby big zorb » Wed Oct 23, 2019 3:32 pm

struttin' evil mushroom wrote:
big zorb wrote:
struttin' evil mushroom wrote:
big zorb wrote:i'm going to return to posting earnestly

i'm starting with struttin' evil mushroom, who i must now viciously attack


whom


was debating this and thinking i might honestly not even know the rule


if we're being tone sincere then i must admit i have no fucking idea how these work and don't care really


looks like it's this:

Whom should be used to refer to the object of a verb or preposition. When in doubt, try this simple trick: If you can replace the word with “he”' or “'she,” use who. If you can replace it with “him” or “her,” use whom. Who should be used to refer to the subject of a sentence.
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Postby big zorb » Wed Oct 23, 2019 3:32 pm

shit, wait, no, it's this

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Postby jalapeño ranch » Wed Oct 23, 2019 3:33 pm

big zorb wrote:
struttin' evil mushroom wrote:
big zorb wrote:i'm going to return to posting earnestly

i'm starting with struttin' evil mushroom, who i must now viciously attack


whom


was debating this and thinking i might honestly not even know the rule

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Postby hbb » Wed Oct 23, 2019 3:33 pm

big zorb wrote:
Whom should be used to refer to the object of a verb or preposition. When in doubt, try this simple trick: If you can replace the word with “he”' or “'she,” use who. If you can replace it with “him” or “her,” use whom. Who should be used to refer to the subject of a sentence.


That thing broke its own rule on the first sentence
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Postby light rail coyote » Wed Oct 23, 2019 3:50 pm

surly wrote:
ecto wrote:no one called warren a centrist in here bud

not recently, but some indeed have!

the biggest problem with this thread tbh is there are a couple of abject morons making bad arguments (i.e. "warren is a secret centrist," "why isn't this one specific bernie event in iowa," and "i support cory booker") and then the good posters make reference to that as they make posts and then other good posters are flummoxed because they didn't personally make the bad argument and everyone talks past each other


this is why I can only post in this thread in short bursts anymore because my commitment to Always Being Earnest in politics threads is often a bad mismatch for this dynamic
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Postby light rail coyote » Wed Oct 23, 2019 3:51 pm

the only people who understand me are the LCJ thread crew *slams door*
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Postby Bartatua » Wed Oct 23, 2019 3:51 pm

hbb wrote:
big zorb wrote:
Whom should be used to refer to the object of a verb or preposition. When in doubt, try this simple trick: If you can replace the word with “he”' or “'she,” use who. If you can replace it with “him” or “her,” use whom. Who should be used to refer to the subject of a sentence.


That thing broke its own rule on the first sentence

Whom's object verb?
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Postby guy forget » Wed Oct 23, 2019 3:53 pm

light rail coyote wrote:
surly wrote:
ecto wrote:no one called warren a centrist in here bud

not recently, but some indeed have!

the biggest problem with this thread tbh is there are a couple of abject morons making bad arguments (i.e. "warren is a secret centrist," "why isn't this one specific bernie event in iowa," and "i support cory booker") and then the good posters make reference to that as they make posts and then other good posters are flummoxed because they didn't personally make the bad argument and everyone talks past each other


this is why I can only post in this thread in short bursts anymore because my commitment to Always Being Earnest in politics threads is often a bad mismatch for this dynamic


Very much feel the same way
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Postby Bjornie » Wed Oct 23, 2019 3:56 pm

Surly, am I a "good poster" or part of the problem? Just asking because I don't want to be a negative presence. Tone sincere.
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Postby guy forget » Wed Oct 23, 2019 3:56 pm

Well I can’t speak for surly but of course you’re a good poster
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Postby surly » Wed Oct 23, 2019 3:59 pm

you're the best boy
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