The 2020 Primary

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
We'll kick your ass in

Postby Barthes Starr » Sat Jan 12, 2019 2:28 pm

tgk wrote:joe's just gonna go out to stadiums tossing out copies of michelle obama's book to everyone, chanting Yes We Can Again!


can someone reassure me that Joe/Michelle 2020 definitely WILL NOT happen

would obv be an unbeatable ticket with michelle on board, but :|
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Postby Amblin » Sat Jan 12, 2019 2:32 pm

I lost the numbers
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Postby tgk » Sat Jan 12, 2019 2:44 pm

Michelle could win the nomination outright without even trying she has no need to take a vp slot
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Postby Barthes Starr » Sat Jan 12, 2019 3:02 pm

that's def true
but i just saw Vice so :shock:
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Postby palmer eldritch » Sat Jan 12, 2019 3:03 pm

it seems pretty widely known that Michelle Obama absolutely hates politics
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Postby blurst of times » Sat Jan 12, 2019 3:05 pm

i don't think he's got a shot, but ojeda will be entertaining at the debates (if they let him)
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Postby joe » Sat Jan 12, 2019 3:07 pm

does he call up his bank in that video?
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Postby palmer eldritch » Sat Jan 12, 2019 3:08 pm

Ojeda has some pretty interesting views but he also seems completely nuts
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Postby palmer eldritch » Sat Jan 12, 2019 3:11 pm

his presidential campaign has some unlockable content that will become available as he collects his running for president objectives

https://voteojeda.com/mission/

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Postby Barthes Starr » Sat Jan 12, 2019 3:11 pm

Ojeda 2020: A Stack of Biels in Every Pot

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Postby Amblin » Sat Jan 12, 2019 3:13 pm

I’ve never seen this income cap policy proposed before

2.) After they retire from public office, they will collect a $130,000 pension per year. They can make another $120,000, on their own, for a total of $250,000 per year maximum for life, subject to automatic yearly cost of living adjustments. If you really want to sell your country out to big pharma, all you can get in return for your soul is $120,000
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Postby palmer eldritch » Sat Jan 12, 2019 3:16 pm

yeah it actually is really awesome
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Postby delgriffith » Sat Jan 12, 2019 3:18 pm

Ojeda/Biden unity ticket.
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Postby Amblin » Sat Jan 12, 2019 3:22 pm

If Biden was the Democratic nominee and Ojeda was an independent candidate on the ballot who would u vote for
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Postby palmer eldritch » Sat Jan 12, 2019 3:22 pm

del I'm gonna buy you this shirt

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Postby palmer eldritch » Sat Jan 12, 2019 6:18 pm

theyre called gabbardghouls. this is canon
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Postby Franco » Sat Jan 12, 2019 6:25 pm

Don’t tempt Kasich with that Gabbardghoul language
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Postby DasLofGang » Sat Jan 12, 2019 6:39 pm

kasich food jokes are like the only thing that makes me laugh anymore
and I say SCREW YOU
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Postby Barthes Starr » Sat Jan 12, 2019 7:52 pm

Franco wrote:Don’t tempt Kasich with that Gabbardghoul language


lol
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Postby coop » Sat Jan 12, 2019 8:35 pm

Tulsi is only 37?!? fuck, she's an old millenial
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Postby Barthes Starr » Sun Jan 13, 2019 12:19 pm



castro has apparently assembled a media team helmed by dril and dj khaled and tai lopez
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Postby Feech La Manna » Sun Jan 13, 2019 12:21 pm

This Castro messaging... boy I don’t know
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Postby big zorb » Sun Jan 13, 2019 12:22 pm

what in the world

i can't quit laughing at that
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Postby Feech La Manna » Sun Jan 13, 2019 12:22 pm

He really loves the word Affordable. True company man.
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Postby internetfriend » Sun Jan 13, 2019 12:23 pm

"Tomorrow is the dream of today, but the memory of tomorrow's tomorrow." #RuthbaterGinsberg
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Postby light rail coyote » Sun Jan 13, 2019 12:27 pm

I'll be honest and admit I've never paid that much attention to castro and all I've really known about him is that he's been perpetually mentioned as a future party leader.

is this how he's always been because I am not understanding the hype at all
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Postby joe » Sun Jan 13, 2019 12:33 pm

Julian Castro is the future of the democratic party, and he always will be!
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Postby palmer eldritch » Sun Jan 13, 2019 1:46 pm



ding ding ding (successfyl answer sound)
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