The 2020 Primary

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Postby draw » Fri Feb 14, 2020 4:56 pm

m law wrote:The requirement was that if you had any outstanding speeding tickets that you couldn’t register.

fucking vile shit
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Postby m law » Fri Feb 14, 2020 5:03 pm

It was manatee county. One of the disputed counties that swung for bush in 2000. I was well aware because I was a politically active teenager. I knocked on doors for Nader as a teenager and protested the iraq war after 9/11.

This was my first time voting and first election. It was devastating.
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Postby auspice » Fri Feb 14, 2020 5:03 pm



I'm sure this has already been posted somewhere back in the thread but LOL
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Postby galactagogue » Fri Feb 14, 2020 5:18 pm

his bi lingual tweets are also a complete translation disaster. shows you how far 'knowing multiple languages' really gets you.
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Postby saranclaps » Fri Feb 14, 2020 5:25 pm

jalapeño ranch wrote:Just got a text from the Bloomberg campaign asking if I'll vote for good ol' Mike.
i did too lol
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Postby fester » Fri Feb 14, 2020 5:27 pm

i hope they text me so I can tell them to fuck off

i'll be polite to any of the others
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Postby villalobos » Fri Feb 14, 2020 5:32 pm

had a dream the rat won nevada
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Postby iambic » Fri Feb 14, 2020 5:49 pm

I got a mike text yesterday and I can't vote
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Postby gutenmorgan » Fri Feb 14, 2020 5:53 pm

Bernie sent a fundraising email with a 12 way split to various other progressives and I think it's telling that he included Pressley for a little advance work on when Warren drops out (though I can't imagine who else he could picture her endorsing)
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Postby draw » Fri Feb 14, 2020 6:12 pm

https://theintercept.com/2020/02/14/mike-bloomberg-privacy-nsa-surveillance-emails/
“Look, if you don’t want it to be in the public domain, don’t take that picture, don’t write it down. In this day and age, you’ve got to be pretty naive to believe that the NSA isn’t listening to everything and reading every email,” Bloomberg said. “And incidentally, given how dangerous the world is, we should hope they are, because this is really serious, what’s going on in the world.”

lil goblin, begone
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Postby Feech La Manna » Fri Feb 14, 2020 6:14 pm

I have this gif queued up for if/when I get a Mike text

Image
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Postby virtuous » Fri Feb 14, 2020 6:15 pm

fester wrote:i hope they text me so I can tell them to fuck off

i'll be polite to any of the others

You should definitely tell pete to fuck off
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Postby joe » Fri Feb 14, 2020 6:21 pm

responding to a campaign texter with "fuck you, i'm voting for candidate x" is only a psyop against candidate x
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Postby fester » Fri Feb 14, 2020 6:21 pm

Feech La Manna wrote:I have this gif queued up for if/when I get a Mike text

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I tried to send a gif to one of my Bernie texters and she said she couldn't receive images, so I described the gif and she was like "ok but can you make it to the debate watch party or not"
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Postby DasLofGang » Fri Feb 14, 2020 6:24 pm

auspice wrote:
I'm sure this has already been posted somewhere back in the thread but LOL

"gracias por invitado blahblahblah" ? :?
You remind me of Don Knotts.
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Postby DasLofGang » Fri Feb 14, 2020 6:24 pm

hell i guess he's pres
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Postby my piano » Fri Feb 14, 2020 6:40 pm

DasLofGang wrote:
auspice wrote:
I'm sure this has already been posted somewhere back in the thread but LOL

"gracias por invitado blahblahblah" ? :?


https://translate.google.com/#view=home ... %20evening

he forgot contigo

his pronounciation is pretty fucking bad, mine's better and i never even studied the language

is there any actual evidence of this guy having any sort of remarkable intelligence, don't buy it. fake-ass fucking rat piece of shit.
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Postby theta » Fri Feb 14, 2020 6:42 pm

pete buttigieg trying to speak spanish to voters sounds like me trying to order at the russian deli
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Postby Feech La Manna » Fri Feb 14, 2020 6:44 pm

Straight up Peggy Hill shit
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Postby light rail coyote » Fri Feb 14, 2020 6:47 pm

pete won mckinsey consultant of the year three years in a row
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Postby my piano » Fri Feb 14, 2020 6:48 pm

like, you can tell he's not even close to any kind of fluency by the cadence before he even fucks up- completely perfunctory. if you speak a language you don't sound like you're reading off of smeared crib notes when you're greeting someone.
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Postby tgk » Fri Feb 14, 2020 6:50 pm

Remember in the debates when julian kept throwing shade at pete and betos bullshit spanish speaking. Wish that guy was still around!
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Postby light rail coyote » Fri Feb 14, 2020 6:51 pm

bongo wrote:
Hugh wrote:all these mayors endorsing Bloomberg is so depressing


standard mayor shit


yeah, bloomberg has spent a lot of money on state-level "issue" PACs in the last decade and they're always funneling money into mayoral campaigns.

he spent $1.5 million in oregon to fight a ban on regressive grocery taxes and has like 3 PACs here that have funneled lots of money to our current mayor/both legislative leadership PACs for both parties.
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Postby light rail coyote » Fri Feb 14, 2020 6:54 pm

my piano wrote:like, you can tell he's not even close to any kind of fluency by the cadence before he even fucks up- completely perfunctory. if you speak a language you don't sound like you're reading off of smeared crib notes when you're greeting someone.


i took 2 years of french in high school and 4 semesters in college; i don't remember 90% of it but i could still do a convincing greeting if i needed to because it's literally the first thing you learn in any language class. similarly, i could read a french sentence and pronounce it correctly with the right cadence even if i don't actually understand the words i'm saying because that's literally the easy part.

at this point, i don't even know that he's taken a spanish 101 class because even i can tell he's just memorizing a few lines and butchering them when trying to recall them and i don't speak spanish.
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Postby Feech La Manna » Fri Feb 14, 2020 6:56 pm



lol, gonna call this a smart move
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Postby hbb » Fri Feb 14, 2020 6:57 pm

Stop bumping the DJ stand
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Postby villalobos » Fri Feb 14, 2020 6:59 pm

DasLofGang wrote:
auspice wrote:
I'm sure this has already been posted somewhere back in the thread but LOL

"gracias por invitado blahblahblah" ? :?


gracias por invitarnos para hablar... uh... this evening

esta noche, bro
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Postby Rumpleforeskin » Fri Feb 14, 2020 7:01 pm

Apparently there's no way to defend Bernie online without sounding like a completley unhinged B bro. I just tried it and wrote a giant missive that I regret.
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Postby VHGisdead » Fri Feb 14, 2020 7:03 pm

It can be very difficult, yes. Especially if "defend" is the starting point
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Postby Feech La Manna » Fri Feb 14, 2020 7:03 pm



hell yeah baby
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