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Postby coop » Fri Jun 26, 2020 2:01 pm

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Postby Feech La Manna » Fri Jun 26, 2020 2:04 pm

This is going to be the first time in history Bill Kristol was actually right about something, I can feel it
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Postby mcwop23 » Fri Jun 26, 2020 2:10 pm

feel like him not running would be even more satisfying
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Postby bruceagain » Fri Jun 26, 2020 2:14 pm

there is a roughly 0% chance of that happening
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Postby polybius » Fri Jun 26, 2020 2:15 pm

i feel like getting excited over the prospect of this happening is like when people got excited when the lights of the white house went out for a bit a couple of months back because as a historical precedent it meant the president had died

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Postby Bob511 » Fri Jun 26, 2020 2:16 pm

Feech La Manna wrote:This is going to be the first time in history Bill Kristol was actually right about something, I can feel it

March 31, 1968 was, in fact, a Sunday.
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Postby scramble » Fri Jun 26, 2020 2:19 pm

meybe just an announcement that the election is canceled?
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Postby Robo-Chachi » Fri Jun 26, 2020 2:22 pm

bruceagain wrote:there is a roughly 0% chance of that happening


I agree, but I can’t help but wonder who the hell they would run in his place.
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Postby Feech La Manna » Fri Jun 26, 2020 2:23 pm

badhat wrote:bike solve all problems
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Postby Robo-Chachi » Fri Jun 26, 2020 2:23 pm

Oh shit. It would be the eye patch guy, wouldn’t it?
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Postby polybius » Fri Jun 26, 2020 2:24 pm

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whoever came up with these would do well as an snl writer i imagine
  
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Postby Feech La Manna » Fri Jun 26, 2020 2:27 pm



hell yeah baby
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Postby Feech La Manna » Fri Jun 26, 2020 2:27 pm

Wait a second some of these aren't even real cabinet positions!
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Postby joe » Fri Jun 26, 2020 2:32 pm

We are all in the department of boarder insecurity
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Postby hoopdog » Fri Jun 26, 2020 2:34 pm

Robo-Chachi wrote:Oh shit. It would be the eye patch guy, wouldn’t it?


feel like it would be Pence by default at this stage in the game but it would probably make their convention pretty wild
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Postby light rail coyote » Fri Jun 26, 2020 2:35 pm

wow...one time in 1968 lyndon johnson did something at the white house. and trump is also at the white house. it must be the same thing.
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Postby light rail coyote » Fri Jun 26, 2020 2:36 pm

kristol is stupid as shit but frankly that's not all that different than how, like, john dickerson talks about politics and people think he's smart, so
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Postby hbb » Fri Jun 26, 2020 2:48 pm

Bob511 wrote:
Feech La Manna wrote:This is going to be the first time in history Bill Kristol was actually right about something, I can feel it

March 31, 1968 was, in fact, a Sunday.


The past is written. The kristol bill looks only to the future.
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Postby polybius » Fri Jun 26, 2020 2:50 pm

the only historian pundit i can stand on any of these panel shows is michael beschloss, whom i affectionately refer to in my head as "guy smiley", because he has this freakishly huge grin

he hasnt been doing so much smiling as of late unfortunately
  
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Postby joe » Fri Jun 26, 2020 2:52 pm

polybius wrote:the only historian pundit i can stand on any of these panel shows is michael beschloss, whom i affectionately refer to in my head as "guy smiley", because he has this freakishly huge grin


:D

polybius wrote:he hasnt been doing so much smiling as of late unfortunately


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Postby joe » Fri Jun 26, 2020 2:53 pm

I may have drank too much coffee
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Postby Flossed Out » Fri Jun 26, 2020 2:58 pm

Kristol blew persuasions
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Postby snuggle » Fri Jun 26, 2020 3:15 pm

The Kristol Method
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Postby bongo » Fri Jun 26, 2020 3:15 pm

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Postby grammatron » Fri Jun 26, 2020 3:25 pm

I'm more interested in the pie master. Gimme those pies!
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Postby scramble » Fri Jun 26, 2020 3:28 pm

starting to get pumped for uncle joe’s landslide

sweeping systemic change is in the air!
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Postby Spooky Jim » Fri Jun 26, 2020 10:39 pm

Yes, nothing says systemic change like Joe “shoot them in the leg” Biden
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Postby Lil Gugger » Fri Jun 26, 2020 11:32 pm

Robo-Chachi wrote:
bruceagain wrote:there is a roughly 0% chance of that happening


I agree, but I can’t help but wonder who the hell they would run in his place.


Sounds like they might dig up President Johnson?
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Postby This Guy » Sat Jun 27, 2020 6:59 am

Hologram Reagan
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Postby nice pass » Sat Jun 27, 2020 7:13 am

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