Bhad Bhabie is white

[RIXX]

i was kidding about it being a complicated joke

think she just meant that had she eaten a proper full meal instead of just some olives, she probably wouldn't have done something irrational like tear off her nails

i thought it meant she like, went to a brunch and had a martini or bloody mary or some drink containing olives, which caused her outburst and why the narrator emphasizes it's not even noon yet

i dunno it's probably just your answer

[bongo]

shes 11 years old you sick fucking fuck!!

[Brouhaha]

As far as close friends, Bregoli has only ever had one, but they don’t talk anymore. Among her small handful of tattoos, the name “Zandalee” is scrawled across her left ring finger. “She was a prostitute; I met her at the school,” she tells me. “That girl would do anything for money. When I became famous, she partnered with my dad, because my dad said that if they ruin my fame, he’ll give her money. You know how they say shit goes sour after you tattoo someone’s name? This happened within like 24 hours of the tattoo

reality show is gonna be lit

[john plainman]

i like meaghan garvey and enjoyed that piece but th notion that bhad bhabie “isn’t going anywhere” is hilarious

if her career is longer than mc skat kats i’ll eat my bucket hat

gonna remember this

[bongo]

[john plainman]

if she doesnt release an actually good LP, ill eat my mortons salt snapback

[bongo]

we need to clearly articulate the stakes here

[bongo]

mc skat kat had a 2 year shelf life, initially featured in paula abduls "opposites attract" video in 1990 and then, somehow, releasing a solo album on virgin records in 1991

bhad bhabie's first single "these heaux" was released in late august 2017.

so if by late august 2019 people are still talking about bhad bhabie- ie she is still getting press in publications like ssense, the fader, noisey, etc related to her musical output (not if she, say, keys offsets white phantom live on stream or whatever)- i will eat my kapital old man and the sea bucket hat and pierrot will eat his mortons salt snapback.

the loser will film themself doing this in the style of "werner herzog eats his shoe"

[Grumby]

so if by late august 2019 people are still talking about bhad bhabie

i'm with you. though in dystopia now she can continue having a career just by dearth of being a meme and popular on instagram, completely unrelated to music. it's not like trinidad james or something.

[john plainman]

You need to expand this beyond music as she is an entertainer, not just a musician. If she's not creating relevant contentat that time, I will release a video of myself eaing the hat

[pissydan]

will her career outlast that of olives?

[bongo]

You need to expand this beyond music as she is an entertainer, not just a musician. If she's not creating relevant contentat that time, I will release a video of myself eaing the hat

ikm talking specifically about music, about bhad bhabie as a project.

not if she burns down lex lugers studio or attacks chloe sevigny or something

i have no doubt she'll do something insane to garner notoriety after bhad bhabie evaporates from public consciousness in Q3 of 2018

[john plainman]

The hat. The only reason I'm hesitant to accept your terms is that she made it clear her priority isn't "rap career"

[G_S]

didn't she emerge as meme a few years back? I know she was on dr. phil multiple times

[bongo]

[john plainman]

Fuck it you're on

[bongo]

so this basically amounts to her needing to drop a viral video and/or full length in mid 2019

[bongo]

you might wanna start marinating that snapback

[bro tones]

i want that morton hat

[bongo]

[bongo]

this is weirdly articulate

bhad bhabie is actually kind of amazing somehow? its a weird world.

[bongo]

i cant stop saying YOU CAN KICK ROOOOAWWKS

[bongo]

[terminus]

[doublethink0]

give it to that pussayyss, turn the shit up a notch

lol camping and i definitely said this like 8 times tonight

kick roooocks

cannot get [these] out of my head

[bongo]

i’ve already used YOU ARE ARGUING WITH A CHILD.

[Jefferson Zeppelin]

check the wrrrissss watch

[Brouhaha]

[alaska]

Good thread

[wintergreen]

congratulations to theo from road rules for playing the pedophile in the video for trust me: