Bhad Bhabie is white

by **john plainman** » Thu May 24, 2018 11:18 am

bongo wrote:

if she doesnt release an actually good LP, ill eat my mortons salt snapback

by **bongo** » Thu May 24, 2018 11:19 am

we need to clearly articulate the stakes here

by **bongo** » Thu May 24, 2018 11:25 am

mc skat kat had a 2 year shelf life, initially featured in paula abduls "opposites attract" video in 1990 and then, somehow, releasing a solo album on virgin records in 1991

bhad bhabie's first single "these heaux" was released in late august 2017.

so if by late august 2019 people are still talking about bhad bhabie- ie she is still getting press in publications like ssense, the fader, noisey, etc related to her musical output (not if she, say, keys offsets white phantom live on stream or whatever)- i will eat my kapital old man and the sea bucket hat and pierrot will eat his mortons salt snapback.

the loser will film themself doing this in the style of "werner herzog eats his shoe"

by **Grumby** » Thu May 24, 2018 11:30 am

bongo wrote:
so if by late august 2019 people are still talking about bhad bhabie

i'm with you. though in dystopia now she can continue having a career just by dearth of being a meme and popular on instagram, completely unrelated to music. it's not like trinidad james or something.

by **john plainman** » Thu May 24, 2018 11:30 am

You need to expand this beyond music as she is an entertainer, not just a musician. If she's not creating relevant contentat that time, I will release a video of myself eaing the hat

by **pissydan** » Thu May 24, 2018 11:30 am

will her career outlast that of olives?

by **bongo** » Thu May 24, 2018 11:33 am

john plainman wrote:You need to expand this beyond music as she is an entertainer, not just a musician. If she's not creating relevant contentat that time, I will release a video of myself eaing the hat

ikm talking specifically about music, about bhad bhabie as a project.

not if she burns down lex lugers studio or attacks chloe sevigny or something

i have no doubt she'll do something insane to garner notoriety after bhad bhabie evaporates from public consciousness in Q3 of 2018

by **john plainman** » Thu May 24, 2018 11:34 am

The hat. The only reason I'm hesitant to accept your terms is that she made it clear her priority isn't "rap career"

by **G_S** » Thu May 24, 2018 11:34 am

didn't she emerge as meme a few years back? I know she was on dr. phil multiple times

by **bongo** » Thu May 24, 2018 11:36 am

by **john plainman** » Thu May 24, 2018 11:39 am

Fuck it you're on

by **bongo** » Thu May 24, 2018 11:44 am

so this basically amounts to her needing to drop a viral video and/or full length in mid 2019

by **bongo** » Thu May 24, 2018 11:44 am

you might wanna start marinating that snapback

by **bro tones** » Thu May 24, 2018 11:45 am

i want that morton hat

by **bongo** » Thu May 24, 2018 11:55 am

by **bongo** » Mon May 28, 2018 11:44 am

this is weirdly articulate

bhad bhabie is actually kind of amazing somehow? its a weird world.

by **bongo** » Mon May 28, 2018 11:44 am

i cant stop saying YOU CAN KICK ROOOOAWWKS

by **bongo** » Mon May 28, 2018 11:47 am

by **terminus** » Mon May 28, 2018 11:51 am

by **doublethink0** » Mon May 28, 2018 6:56 pm

sleigh wrote:
Your Turret Has Been Destroyed wrote:give it to that pussayyss, turn the shit up a notch

lol camping and i definitely said this like 8 times tonight

came to wreck wrote:kick roooocks

murray st. wrote:cannot get [these] out of my head

by **bongo** » Mon May 28, 2018 7:15 pm

i’ve already used YOU ARE ARGUING WITH A CHILD.

by **Jefferson Zeppelin** » Tue May 29, 2018 3:09 am

check the wrrrissss watch

by **Brouhaha** » Sat Jun 02, 2018 3:07 pm

by **alaska** » Sat Jun 02, 2018 3:27 pm

Good thread

by **wintergreen** » Thu Jul 26, 2018 12:52 pm

congratulations to theo from road rules for playing the pedophile in the video for trust me:

by **DasLofGang** » Thu Jul 26, 2018 12:56 pm

just realized it's not Bhad Barbie

by **DasLofGang** » Thu Jul 26, 2018 12:56 pm

aw yeah

by **Brouhaha** » Fri Aug 31, 2018 3:51 am

https://www.hotnewhiphop.com/bhad-bhabie-and-city-girls-are-yung-and-bhad-on-their-new-collab-new-song.1980124.html

by **Brouhaha** » Fri Aug 31, 2018 3:14 pm

went gold, bought gold

http://www.tmz.com/2018/08/31/danielle-bregoli-bhad-bhabie-new-bling-celebrates-gucci-flip-flops-certified-gold/

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