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by ashtrayheart » Wed Apr 26, 2017 1:18 am
temple of doom isn't a good movie but it's got plenty of classic bits and it's an indiana jones movie. crystal skull is fucking dogshit snd weird and doesn't feel like an indiana jones movie at all, and it was made by a bunch of people who didn't want to make it and george lucas who has no idea why indiana jones is any good at all. i mean indiana jones isn't that complicated. but he gets fucking married in crystal skull for fucks sake how can you mess it up that bad.
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by ZONKER » Wed Apr 26, 2017 1:22 am
doomedhuh wrote: it could still be a good movie
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by Swelling Itching Brain » Wed Apr 26, 2017 4:04 am
Blank Check did a good one for Crystal Skull It's a disappointing film with some pretty good bits and some awful ones and I liked the fridge and dumb Shia Brando for the record
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by ashtrayheart » Wed Apr 26, 2017 4:34 am
that was the worst episode of blank check ever made, and i really like that show! but they sounded like fuckin morons and their guest was insufferable.
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by goofjan » Wed Apr 26, 2017 9:24 am
the memory's hazy but not too long after Crystal Skull was released someone on the board posted something like this... It was like a quote from George Lucas about what different scripts they had depending on whether Sean Connery would return. and he said something like, "One script had him returning but then we had a backup option in case he decided not to come back." And some boarder posted: 1 EXT. FUNERAL. DAY.
plz if u get a chanse put some flowrs on algernons grave kthxbye
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by reversemigraine » Wed Apr 26, 2017 9:25 am
murray st. wrote: crystal skull was good
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by easy » Mon Oct 18, 2021 10:42 am
bump this was delayed again lol
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by jack » Mon Oct 18, 2021 10:45 am
should be out just in time for harrison ford's 80th birthday
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by easy » Mon Oct 18, 2021 10:50 am
oh boy
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by Ted Pikul » Mon Oct 18, 2021 10:53 am
i hope they leave the masks in as a tribute to the roman soliders wearing wristwatches in spartacus
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by davideotape » Mon Oct 18, 2021 11:06 am
oh man i cant wait. im a bit of a Crystal Skull apologist, i cant hang with whatever gauze instagram filters on the entire movie and the kid swinging with monkees/red ants though.
oh, word?
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by quinine » Mon Oct 18, 2021 11:15 am
this film sounds absolutely cursed lol
In July,[80] shooting moved to Glasgow's city centre, which was transformed to resemble New York City.
A stunt double, Mike Massa, performed in place of Ford throughout the Glasgow shoot,[85][86] with motion capture markers applied to his face.
Ford is expected to be de-aged for a portion of the film.[102] Spielberg had previously rejected the idea of de-aging Ford.
Lucas said that Ford's age would not be an issue in making another film, saying "it's not like he's an old man."
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by hbb » Mon Oct 18, 2021 11:41 am
I’m so excited
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by quinine » Mon Oct 18, 2021 11:43 am
i heard they had to invent a new supercomputer to shrink harrison ford's earlobes
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by Ted Pikul » Sat Sep 03, 2022 11:07 am
i liked this VIDEO
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by Milk » Sat Sep 03, 2022 12:41 pm
I think the Indy theme should be played by farts in the opening of this obvious upcoming turd.
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by Milk » Sat Sep 03, 2022 12:41 pm
What will we do if it's actually good though?
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by Milk » Sat Sep 03, 2022 12:42 pm
This movie will get cancelled right before release and deemed "irredeemable"
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by wakeman » Sat Sep 10, 2022 4:57 pm
Harrison seemed genuinely happy at the D23 thing
And this is
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by badhat » Sat Sep 10, 2022 6:37 pm
man i know it wont happen but having this be a handoff to a short round/ke franchise would be very cool. turns out hes still awesome.
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by Jeremy » Sat Sep 10, 2022 6:53 pm
Finally a geriatric adventurer who has to be careful because the slightest impact can turn his very bones to dust.
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by Jeremy » Sat Sep 10, 2022 6:54 pm
I hope he confronts a mummy.
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by Shotfrog » Sat Sep 10, 2022 7:09 pm
Jeremy wrote: I hope he confronts a mummy.
In the
mirror !
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by frog bongino » Sat Sep 10, 2022 7:09 pm
This will be Spielberg's "the Irishman"
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by Jeremy » Sat Sep 10, 2022 7:12 pm
Shotfrog wrote: Jeremy wrote: I hope he confronts a mummy.
In the
mirror !
Would it kill you to not get ahead of me.
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by hbb » Sat Sep 10, 2022 7:35 pm
frog bongino wrote: This will be Spielberg's "the Irishman"
I Heard You Raid Arks
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by bat house » Sat Sep 10, 2022 8:20 pm
hbb wrote: frog bongino wrote: This will be Spielberg's "the Irishman"
I Heard You Raid Arks
Lol
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by bat house » Sat Sep 10, 2022 8:21 pm
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