very vague/general discussion of the pleasures of coding

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Postby internetfriend » Mon Jul 10, 2017 3:29 pm

when the function runs good, i love that
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Postby bongo » Mon Jul 10, 2017 3:30 pm

FOR LOOP
FOR EVER, AGO
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Postby regular ol' slokra » Mon Jul 10, 2017 3:31 pm

i like it when the code works

i don't like it when you gotta debug
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Postby carlagain » Mon Jul 10, 2017 3:32 pm

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Postby internetfriend » Mon Jul 10, 2017 3:33 pm

to make a javascript, that is very loose and just goes....

or to use a class-based language that feels like a big pretty rigid tower all moving in concert.....

to use a functional language like building a hot wheels track..........

the pleasures of coding are myriad...no wonder everyone on the planet will code and love it..code together....
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Postby chimp » Mon Jul 10, 2017 3:34 pm

which programming should I learn. I too want to experience pleasure
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Postby bongo » Mon Jul 10, 2017 3:34 pm

javascript is like drawing in the sand with your toe
sql is like grabbing a remote with your foot
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Postby murray st. » Mon Jul 10, 2017 3:34 pm

coding is my most rewarding hobby because there are actually right and wrong answers
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Postby internetfriend » Mon Jul 10, 2017 3:36 pm

in a world where all the pleasure's gone out, the joy of code makes me scream and shout
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Postby Ted Pikul » Mon Jul 10, 2017 3:39 pm

coding is truth, truth coding - that is all
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Postby internetfriend » Mon Jul 10, 2017 3:39 pm

im gonna make a coffee table book called "Koans for Codes." and when you open it there's a Kindle inside. and the book's on the kindle.
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Postby Science » Mon Jul 10, 2017 3:43 pm

When the code isn't working, it's like "nuh-uh!"

But when the code is working, it's like "oh ya!"
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Postby regular ol' slokra » Mon Jul 10, 2017 3:45 pm

Mr. Science wrote:When the code isn't working, it's like "nuh-uh!"

But when the code is working, it's like "oh ya!"


i agree
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Postby bongo » Mon Jul 10, 2017 3:46 pm

internetstrange wrote:im gonna make a coffee table book called "Koans for Codes." and when you open it there's a Kindle inside. and the book's on the kindle.


wheres the indiegogo
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Postby murray st. » Mon Jul 10, 2017 3:53 pm

Mr. Science wrote:When the code isn't working, it's like "nuh-uh!"

But when the code is working, it's like "oh ya!"


ain't that the truth baby
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Postby Kiki » Mon Jul 10, 2017 3:55 pm

Coding slays my dick and ass
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Postby fox » Mon Jul 10, 2017 4:45 pm

bingo wrote:FOR LOOP
FOR EVER, AGO


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Postby milano boy » Mon Jul 10, 2017 6:04 pm

i really do like when my code works, but i really don't like when my code doesn't work. sometimes you gotta do something about it and sometimes you don't. the choice is your sometimes
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Postby Gutslab » Mon Jul 10, 2017 6:45 pm

when you come into the office and start coding. and then you stop and see that it's time to go home

those are the days
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Postby Gutslab » Mon Jul 10, 2017 6:47 pm

daydreaming about my office keyboard. the soft clicking sounds. the low hum of the AC. you can hear a conversation far away but they are barely audible. the fluorescent light is a little dim but it' sokay
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Postby fuck me beetlejuice » Mon Jul 10, 2017 6:59 pm

bingo wrote:javascript is like drawing in the sand with your toe
sql is like grabbing a remote with your foot


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Postby alaska » Mon Jul 10, 2017 7:00 pm

When it's hard, but you get it eventually, that's good. That's how desire works, sometimes
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Postby fuck me beetlejuice » Mon Jul 10, 2017 7:01 pm

all programming feels like you're doing everything with your feet, either because you have no arms or because you are not allowed to use your arms.

If you derive any type of satisfaction from that, then good for you.
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Postby regular ol' slokra » Mon Jul 10, 2017 7:02 pm

some current events at work are leading to me moving into a role where i'll be coding full time instead of half time

gotta say i'm just tickled by these current events
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Postby fuck me beetlejuice » Mon Jul 10, 2017 7:03 pm

is it the russia investigation that is moving you into a full-time coding role?

ah nevermind, local current events.
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Postby fox » Mon Jul 10, 2017 7:03 pm

being tickled is sick
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Postby alaska » Mon Jul 10, 2017 7:04 pm

fox wrote:being tickled is sick


I do not like it
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