ufos are real

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ufos are real

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no
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unidentified flying objects are real but they aren't necessarily from outer space
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Postby soft milk » Wed May 29, 2019 12:33 am

Okay thanks
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Postby palmer eldritch » Wed May 29, 2019 12:42 am

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Postby internethandle » Wed May 29, 2019 1:08 am

okay thanks
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Postby patrick cokane? » Wed May 29, 2019 1:20 am

palmer eldritch wrote:I'm not sure those are the exact same thing


uh, take me to your dealer?
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Postby hoopdog » Wed May 29, 2019 1:27 am

I started writing a serious post about this but it just devolved into a script a Coast to Coast caller would read

Basically I think people don't generally care about the acknowledgement that UFOs exist because it means grappling with something far beyond what they are willing to comprehend in their day to day lives, because day to day life is hard enough as is.

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Postby dr. badvibes » Fri May 31, 2019 10:48 pm

anyone want to help me lie about a new cryptid? it will be Bigfoot with an Owl's Face. you see them looking in of your window, even though you only live on the second floor.
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Postby Paul » Fri May 31, 2019 10:50 pm

this thread is about finding the truth, not spreading lies!
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Postby dr. badvibes » Fri May 31, 2019 11:06 pm

in this days and age memed lies can very easily turn into thoughtforms, for example, Slenderman, who is a real entity now
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Postby Bad Craziness » Sat Jun 01, 2019 12:25 am

I’m extremely down for Bigfoot Owls becoming real entities sign me the fuck up
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Postby tarantula » Sat Jun 01, 2019 2:39 am

this guy's sort of a nuts and bolts nerd who lacks the imagination to see beyond the surface of the phenomenon but he at least seems diligent about getting the facts in order to create a timeline of the press coverage that's appeared these past few years. watch on 2x speed:

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Postby FourLegsGood » Sat Jun 01, 2019 6:10 am

Did anybody watch History Channel's "Unidentified"? Tom Delonge and several of the pilots from the NYT article so I'm intrigued.
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Postby tarantula » Sat Jun 01, 2019 6:12 am

no! but i'm curious as if to if it was worth watching or not
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Postby soft milk » Sat Jun 01, 2019 8:08 am

Probably not if Tom is involved
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Postby chargie » Thu Jun 13, 2019 12:43 pm

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Postby Beautiful Jugdish » Thu Jun 13, 2019 12:52 pm

there was a story, posted here i think some time ago, about a group of school children in england on a class trip to some big english garden, and the whole class claimed to have seen gnomes or something in tiny cars...does this ring any bells?
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Postby dr. badvibes » Thu Jun 13, 2019 3:15 pm

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one of the flags that let you know a story is a fabrication, or, at the utmost edge of charity, a remembered dream, is that it contains a description of events or intentions that have dramatic effect but could not possibly occur in physical personspace

"Adele had to rush past him to open the door, as it looked like he was about to walk straight into it" is something that could not have happened outside of the telepathic narrative of a dream. the lightspeed requirements of empathic interpretation and bodily speed for that vignette to occur are not available to humans. Adele lies.
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Postby soft milk » Thu Jun 13, 2019 3:23 pm

wow you really are a doctor of bad vibes
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Postby loaf angel » Thu Jun 13, 2019 3:28 pm

lol
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Postby Bad Craziness » Thu Jun 20, 2019 9:52 pm

It’s happening
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Postby goofjan » Fri Jun 21, 2019 10:29 am

very disappointing.
plz if u get a chanse put some flowrs on algernons grave kthxbye
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Postby manvstrees » Fri Jun 21, 2019 11:26 am

Very expected
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Postby axelrod gunnarson » Fri Jun 21, 2019 11:34 am

dr. badvibes wrote:anyone want to help me lie about a new cryptid? it will be Bigfoot with an Owl's Face. you see them looking in of your window, even though you only live on the second floor.


I like it, not enough flying cryptids
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Postby nautical hyperblast » Fri Jun 21, 2019 11:37 am


i know how this board feels about joseph rogan but this is worth a listen for ufo stuff.
has anyone watched the bob lazar doc on netflix? i haven't yet.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Lazar
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Postby something sensible if » Fri Jun 21, 2019 11:54 am

i love bob lazar. if it's some kind of sci-fi novel life performance piece he really stuck to it.
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Postby sniplets » Fri Jun 21, 2019 12:01 pm

I learned about bob lazar from clutch's escape from the prison planet
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Postby Flossed Out » Fri Jun 21, 2019 12:05 pm

I thought bob lazar was considered a crank

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