NBA 2017-18 Offseason Thread: Bye

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
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Come around
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Boston Celtics: Rumours, nakedlunch, Jugdish, buriedinspace, lordofdiapers, kid pretentious, ecto, WAC, whatabout tim
Brooklyn Nets: swish chalet
New York Knicks: mcwop23, landspeedrecord, jon, dog liver, larry the cable guy tooth fairy 2, kid_chameleon, ThePettyDemon, Celiac Cruz
Philadelphia 76ers: chandler, Spoilt Victorian Child, emotional fascism, mug, antoine, hyperbole man,
Toronto Raptors: Automatic, speakers, jerbear, endor holocaust, evil olive, stakeout, rollercoaster, gallits, qmass, Aeris Hilton, danslog

Central
Chicago Bulls: sleigh, mouthful of sores, s/ns, nefarious, brentmoney, Kuboaa, grayfox, stacks, tex porneau, deebster, Mesh, Jabberwocky, lightfoot, Dear You
Cleveland Cavaliers: Marcus Halberstram, charm school, Ankh, ernie, guidance
Detroit Pistons: pootis, murray st., unpredictable landlord, shirts optional, plashy
Indiana Pacers:
Milwaukee Bucks: dcm, 5% Tint, douchechill, Lucky, splasm, adamtrask, goldmatt

Southeast
Atlanta Hawks: freeform, epistrophy, iwillneverpost
Charlotte Hornets: Bernie, feral
Miami Heat: Asian Santa Baby
Orlando Magic: Eyeball Kid, G_S, midnite cobra, itsmecraig, DisposableGriot, Primary, the_village
Washington Wizards: shankly, shame dawg, surly, Snatch, Hugh, separator

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Southwest
Dallas Mavericks: good pups, pissydan, blab
Houston Rockets: dreamshake
Memphis Grizzlies: Durham
New Orleans Pelicans: iambic
San Antonio Spurs: scurrydog, Brouhaha, full of fire, watt, wintergreen, KPH, aeroplane, truncated

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Denver Nuggets: IRZ, The Dirty Turtle
Minnesota Timberwolves: Milquetoaster Strudels, uncledoj, boddy, hash driveway, bruceagain, Big Oil, jack
Oklahoma City Thunder: Thalidomide
Portland Trail Blazers: blake, hey look, delgriffith, unome, smartphone, hbb
Utah Jazz: jalapeño ranch, just trouble

Pacific
Golden State Warriors: Potential Boarder, manunder, famnexdo, mego
Los Angeles Clippers: milknight, tonybricker, jumper, Wilderness
Los Angeles Lakers: sako, rushofwings, Spotlight Kid, fury, Phils pecker, jumper, Amblin
Phoenix Suns: thrasher
Sacramento Kings: Spooky Jim

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Postby mcwop23 » Sun Oct 01, 2017 7:06 pm

thank god

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Postby mcwop23 » Sun Oct 01, 2017 7:07 pm

del can we please call it the "G-League"
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Postby delgriffith » Sun Oct 01, 2017 7:08 pm

Please let me know if you want to be added to the list.
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Postby mcwop23 » Sun Oct 01, 2017 7:08 pm

do we really not have any active Denver fans?
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Postby delgriffith » Sun Oct 01, 2017 7:09 pm

IRZ if you're out there, give us a sign!

We've certainly got a lot of Jokic fans. Potential Boarder pretty much moonlights as a Nuggets fan.
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Postby mcwop23 » Sun Oct 01, 2017 7:10 pm

seriously might need a subsection of just Jokic fans
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Postby evil olive » Sun Oct 01, 2017 7:14 pm

As frustrating as this season is going to be I am still rolling with the Raptors. Will also ride for any PST team not from LA.

Can't wait to see everyone's 2017-18 predictions. Other than NBA finals predictions...it's a whole new world out there.
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Postby mcwop23 » Sun Oct 01, 2017 7:20 pm

east:

cleveland
boston
washington
milwaukee
toronto
miami
philly
holy shit maybe detroit??? what a dumpster fire

west:

GSW
OKC
SAS
Houston
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east

cleveland over boston 4-2

west

okc over gsw 4-3

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cleveland over okc 4-3


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Postby mcwop23 » Sun Oct 01, 2017 7:24 pm

nba draft

nyk knicks LUCA DONCIC
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Postby The Dirty Turtle » Sun Oct 01, 2017 7:38 pm

i always get left off the nuggets list
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Postby The Dirty Turtle » Sun Oct 01, 2017 7:38 pm

you sons of bitches
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Postby wario lopez » Sun Oct 01, 2017 7:40 pm

mcwop23 wrote:seriously might need a subsection of just Jokic fans

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Postby jalapeño ranch » Sun Oct 01, 2017 7:41 pm

Add me as the board's lone Jazz fan, please.
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Postby uncledoj » Sun Oct 01, 2017 7:47 pm

jalapeño ranch wrote:Add me as the board's lone Jazz fan, please.


Just take care of Ricky, okay?
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Postby delgriffith » Sun Oct 01, 2017 8:10 pm

Added and added.
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Postby milknight » Sun Oct 01, 2017 8:29 pm

Why do ppl think the blazers and jazz are better than the clippers
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Postby milknight » Sun Oct 01, 2017 8:30 pm

Denver too come at me
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Postby milknight » Sun Oct 01, 2017 8:30 pm

Lets see some stats i wont look at fellas
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Postby Ankh » Sun Oct 01, 2017 8:31 pm

Lebron's last season before he focuses on his 2020 presidential run
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Postby delgriffith » Sun Oct 01, 2017 8:36 pm

milknight wrote:Why do ppl think the blazers and jazz are better than the clippers

I think the Clippers will be good. Not sure how good, but probably better than the Blazers in over 50% of scenarios. I hope Blake stays healthy.

I don't really know what to expect for a bunch of teams, it's going to be a pretty interesting season.

My only real hopes for the Blazers are that the Dame/CJ/Nurkic combination lives up to its potential, and Swanigan gets a bunch of minutes and becomes a true cult hero. But I'm ready to accept the possibility that this season is the end of the line for the Dame/CJ backcourt, and maybe even for Stotts too if things go really bad.
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Postby mcwop23 » Sun Oct 01, 2017 8:39 pm

milknight wrote:Why do ppl think the blazers and jazz are better than the clippers



you lost arguably the best PG in the league and now your best 2 players are comprised of dudes likely to not play more than 60 games each in an incredibly difficult conference?

just spitballin'
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Postby mcwop23 » Sun Oct 01, 2017 8:40 pm

point blake makes clippers must see tv tho
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Postby jalapeño ranch » Sun Oct 01, 2017 8:44 pm

The Jazz still have the best defense in the league and the Nuggets run the fastest pace, plus they have one of the most unique players in the league right now in Jokic, who can pass better than most guards. I don't think they'll be worse than the Blazers but the Clippers need time to develop chemistry and their two best players miss like 30 games a season. If either of them gets hurt (and they will), I don't see how the Rockets old second tier players push them ahead of either other team.

I think they're gonna be a lot more fun to watch than they have been the last few years though. Looking forward to attending a game or two.
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Postby Lucky » Sun Oct 01, 2017 8:58 pm

Can't imagine the Jazz being better than any of these teams. They got worse, everyone else stayed around the same level or improved. Jazz-Nugs-Pels-Grizz for #8.

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Postby delgriffith » Sun Oct 01, 2017 9:03 pm

Sorry! Congratulations to our board's newest Sacramento Kings fan, trouble!
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Postby guidance » Sun Oct 01, 2017 9:04 pm

i'm left off the cavs fan list again!
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Postby mcwop23 » Sun Oct 01, 2017 9:05 pm

i'm drunk and watching kobe's last game
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