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Postby ratbags » Fri Jun 15, 2018 6:30 pm

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ratbags wrote:speakers, while you're here which would you rather:

masai offer derozan to the kings for 2nd pick and buddy hield (lol)

or

masai take the memphis bait and we end up with parsons and the 4th round pick


DeRozan for Wiggins, #20 and an additional asset.


is this a joke? i know i was joking about it a few days ago but is this a joke
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Postby trouble » Fri Jun 15, 2018 6:35 pm

lordofdiapers wrote:Who on Earth said Jimmy Butler was the problem


:)
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Postby lordofdiapers » Fri Jun 15, 2018 6:38 pm

The real problem with Jimmy is that he thinks he's a #1 but he's really a #2
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Postby trouble » Fri Jun 15, 2018 6:40 pm

rude, you just called him shit
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Postby trouble » Fri Jun 15, 2018 6:41 pm

until KAT gets it together and stops playing fortnite on gamedays he is numero uno
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Postby trouble » Fri Jun 15, 2018 6:43 pm

can you win a larry o with jimmy butler as your best player, most unlikely

is jimmy butler a better player than anyone on most eastern conference rosters, oh yeah, yeah baby, YEAHHHH
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Fri Jun 15, 2018 6:43 pm

lordofdiapers wrote:The real problem with Jimmy is that he thinks he's a #1 but he's really a #2

Would you say instead of hot snot on a silver platter, he's more of a cold booger on a paper plate?
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Postby ratbags » Fri Jun 15, 2018 6:44 pm

revolting
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Fri Jun 15, 2018 6:45 pm

It's cool that 1) KAT apparently wants out, and 2) Butler hates Wiggins. Sounds like Minny is a great place to be right now.
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Postby jalapeño ranch » Fri Jun 15, 2018 6:46 pm

The main problem with the Timberwolves is their coach.
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Fri Jun 15, 2018 6:48 pm

Thibs is a fraud.
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Postby ratbags » Fri Jun 15, 2018 6:48 pm

kyrie is on the new bill simmons
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Postby ratbags » Fri Jun 15, 2018 6:48 pm

sorry, *future new york knickerbocker kyrie irving is on the new bill simmons
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Postby trouble » Fri Jun 15, 2018 6:51 pm

KAT just realized he can make 3 million a year streaming on twitch and he doesn't have to leave his house to do it.
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Postby trouble » Fri Jun 15, 2018 6:54 pm

Yeah I reflexively defended thibs at the start because I love that he got Taj (no one make fun of him, he's like luol to me!) and that Bulls teams were fun for a half-second, but he's a complete bozo and the patterns are too big to ignore now.
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Postby trouble » Fri Jun 15, 2018 6:55 pm

stop making "genius coaches" GMs/PoBOs fer christsake
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Fri Jun 15, 2018 6:59 pm

Butler is also pretty openly a Thibs guy, so yes, it's not hard to figure who is ultimately the problem in the Timberwolves org right now.
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Postby mcwop23 » Fri Jun 15, 2018 7:21 pm

ratbags wrote:kyrie is on the new bill simmons



looking forward to this

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Postby Bernie » Fri Jun 15, 2018 7:35 pm

Is this some sort of attempt at trolling Cleveland fans from Bill
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Postby Milquetoaster Strudels » Fri Jun 15, 2018 7:52 pm

Eyeball Kid wrote:It's cool that 1) KAT apparently wants out, and 2) Butler hates Wiggins. Sounds like Minny is a great place to be right now.

#1 is total bullshit. Windhorst baselessly speculated on a podcast and of course idiot sportswriters ran wild
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Fri Jun 15, 2018 8:06 pm

You still want Thibs gone, right Strudels?
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Postby jalapeño ranch » Fri Jun 15, 2018 8:21 pm

I like how the Cavs told Nance they consider him a foundational piece when they barely even played him after trading for him.
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Postby milknight » Fri Jun 15, 2018 8:30 pm

so were all in agreement that kawhi should be a clipper
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Postby ratbags » Fri Jun 15, 2018 8:31 pm

no one should have to be a clipper. especially not boban.
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Postby lordofdiapers » Fri Jun 15, 2018 8:32 pm

At this point, knowing nothing about what's going on, I've lost some respect for Kawhi
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Postby lordofdiapers » Fri Jun 15, 2018 8:34 pm

So I want him to go to the Nets
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Postby milknight » Fri Jun 15, 2018 8:36 pm

lordofdiapers wrote:So I want him to go to the Nets

id accept this as well
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Postby jalapeño ranch » Fri Jun 15, 2018 8:37 pm

Dinwiddie / LeVert / Kawhi / Rondae / Allen would be awesome actually.
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Postby ratbags » Fri Jun 15, 2018 8:38 pm

remember when d'angelo russell drained like 9 straight three pointers in the first 8 minutes of a game against toronto this past season? i've never stopped thinking about it
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