Dark (Netflix, 2017)

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Postby speakers » Thu Nov 09, 2017 5:17 pm



The disappearance of two kids in the German small-town of Winden opens abysses that turn the concept of time on its head. The question is not who has kidnapped the children...but when.

Dark, coming to Netflix December 1.
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Postby emotional fascism » Thu Nov 09, 2017 5:20 pm

Fremde Dinge
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Postby easy » Thu Nov 09, 2017 5:23 pm

they should make one called DANK next!!!!!!!!!!
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Postby soup » Thu Nov 09, 2017 5:26 pm

Zeit ist ein flacher Kreis
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Postby easy » Thu Nov 09, 2017 5:30 pm

like nuggets of marijuana, I mean
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Postby joe » Sat Dec 02, 2017 10:14 pm

halfway in and digging this
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Postby Frank » Sun Dec 03, 2017 12:07 am

first ep good
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Postby easy » Sun Dec 03, 2017 12:16 am

because weed is sometimes referred to as 'dank'
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Postby Frank » Sun Dec 03, 2017 12:52 am

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Postby can't » Sun Dec 03, 2017 1:22 am

How do I get the subtitled German one? This dub is weird and makes me feel weird
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Postby joe » Sun Dec 03, 2017 1:25 am

choose german as language and english as subtitles on netflix?
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Postby can't » Sun Dec 03, 2017 1:27 am

But then I can't phone board
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Postby joe » Sun Dec 03, 2017 3:06 am

this was great, only complaint is that some of the drama made it drag and the jarring use of songs with english vocals
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Postby saranclaps » Sun Dec 03, 2017 3:39 am

I haven't heard anything good about this tbh.
Real Love wrote:every once in a while saranclaps will try to do a funny and it's an extremely off note but I'm not totally convinced he's aware of what is happening
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Postby deadwolfbones » Sun Dec 03, 2017 3:52 am

saranclaps wrote:I haven't heard anything good about this tbh.


You have literally heard several people say good things about it in this very thread.
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Postby chargie » Sun Dec 03, 2017 4:02 am

saranclaps wrote:I haven't heard anything good about this tbh.


1.5x speed watch pending?
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Postby saranclaps » Sun Dec 03, 2017 4:04 am

deadwolfbones wrote:
saranclaps wrote:I haven't heard anything good about this tbh.


You have literally heard several people say good things about it in this very thread.
I talked to someone who watched three episodes of this yesterday. Also this board has all sorts of tastes.
Real Love wrote:every once in a while saranclaps will try to do a funny and it's an extremely off note but I'm not totally convinced he's aware of what is happening
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Postby Frank » Sun Dec 03, 2017 8:56 am

joe wrote:choose german as language and english as subtitles on netflix?


the only way. overdubbing is the worst.
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Postby identikit » Sun Dec 03, 2017 9:14 am

saranclaps wrote:I haven't heard anything good about this tbh.

it's not perfect or "great" but the first step into netflix made in Germany, and the first tv show by this director, for that, it could be total shit which it isn't! (or I will fight you)
joe wrote: jarring use of songs

yep. gets pretty close to "ruined by soundtrack" but oh well
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Postby Frank » Sun Dec 03, 2017 9:19 am

love the scenery, especially all those old German houses
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Postby identikit » Sun Dec 03, 2017 9:21 am

frank, do you know the French series, Les Revenants? You might enjoy that one.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Les_Revenants_(TV_series)
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Postby Frank » Sun Dec 03, 2017 10:07 am

Yeah it’s great, I’ve watched the first two seasons.

I’m on episode 3 of Dark now and damn if this isn’t hard to follow who is who.
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Postby hbb » Sun Dec 03, 2017 10:10 am

When has kidnapped these children?
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Postby hbb » Sun Dec 03, 2017 10:12 am

The Series That Begs the Question
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Postby John Dark » Sun Dec 03, 2017 10:36 am

I guess I better watch this, huh?
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Postby Frank » Sun Dec 03, 2017 10:39 am

it has your name all over it
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Postby Frank » Sun Dec 03, 2017 11:08 am

black holes are considered to be the hellmouths of the universe


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Postby gold and glass » Sun Dec 03, 2017 1:22 pm

yeah that's fuckin tight
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Postby speakers » Sun Dec 03, 2017 2:05 pm

"Phil Hellmuth" is a german phrase meaning roughly "enter the void"
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Postby Bartatua » Sun Dec 03, 2017 2:12 pm

identikit wrote:frank, do you know the French series, Les Revenants? You might enjoy that one.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Les_Revenants_(TV_series)


where can i watch this
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