it shocks me sometimes how many large corners of the internet i have avoided and that now speak a language that's foreign to me given that at 18 i was posting on hipinion and pretty active on lj/lj groups
edit: by which i mean, like i wouldn't understand the pictures in this thread without context
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sun's up, it's a little after 12 make breakfast for myself leave the work for someone else people say, they say that it's just a phase they tell me to act my age well I am on this perfect day nothing's standing in my way on this perfect day where nothing can go wrong it's the perfect day
>Talk a bit about yourself
It's me, Autarch. I'm the same old Autarch you all know and love.
>Contact information
hello, information? hi, it's me autarch! Yeah, long time no see! How's it been?
pantsoclock wrote:my ideal gf/bf thread is like, uh, talk about ways you respect your partner
I pay tax to help pay for things like police..fire..parks..but it goes to Ferguson like people and foreigners who are scamming our stupid government that is full of pasta thieves like this guy
Thanks, a lot of that stuff is just from my current relationship, and it accurately captures how being in a relationship with me includes a lot of wondering why I declared the couch a demilitarized zone because you suggested a different bus route or pronounced "lactose" weird.
I pay tax to help pay for things like police..fire..parks..but it goes to Ferguson like people and foreigners who are scamming our stupid government that is full of pasta thieves like this guy
Their body type: nice big ass don't care bout the rest. i like the weird haircuts and hair colors too, and the clothes that some chicks enjoy to wear...
Their personality: bookish & absurdist but not smart enough to own me, but chill enough to deal with me owning them constantly. a boarder chick would be nice but i'd settle for a weird facebook or leftbook hoe
Their interests: getting owned constantly by me, describing books to me so i could pretend i read them, being really good at describing the books so if people ask me questions about them i won't get caught for not reading (i just don't like it), probably more interests than that but we'll negotiate your personality upon meeting......strong & independent too
Describe a perfect day with them: they tolerate my mental illness, then we go to the pima air & space museum and somewhere expensive to eat and they pay for it and put some money in my account. i get a little bit fatter that day, as i do on most days, but they tell me about being body positive and then have sex with me to spite the beauty standards that i subscribe to (both for myself and for them). we rewatch the punisher on netflix and i tell her which torture scenes are my favs (all of them rip equally hard imo). maybe weird sex too, with the strapon or one of us really fuckin hurting the other. after that we fall asleep spooning but after they're asleep i extricate myself and creep to one side of the bed because touching someone for too long makes me sweat and then i worry about how i'll have to change the sheets 2 weeks ahead of my normal schedule (which is never).
Talk a bit about yourself: i'm mentally ill and a bad person with substance abuse problems but i have a teacher job which can fool some people for awhile to think i'm altruist (i'm not and i can't be because im an ATHEIST). it's shit pay which makes it seem like i do it for the love of helping but i really just can't get other jobs. some people say i should be a writer but i don't remember how to navigate that profession anymore. i hate outside and won't go there under most circumstances except to buy restroom tissue or totinos. definitely won't hike or exercise. i'll talk more about my meds on our first and second dates, but not after that because there won't be any more dates.
Contact information: if you're considering this you should just let a confused indian man from facebook have you. they treat you good and love to "eat your bussy"..... but here's the first 8 digits of my real phone number: 928-300-45. guess the other ones and text me. i won't let you know i'm romantically interested in until you tell me flat out that you want to have sex.
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so what did he have to say about manly attraction to sheep?
i dunno. it's a very sad aspect of our nature, but also one of the foundations of love
>Their Body Type Any type, Like brunettes or any other hair colours (pink, green, blue etc.)
>Their Personality Someone who is kind and understanding. As anxious as me so we could help each other out.
>Their Interests Music, Movies and Books or anything apart from that they take an interest in.
>Describe a perfect day with them Listening to The Cure and cuddling/making out. Telling each other all of our worries without the fear of being judged.
>Talk a bit about yourself I tend to get depressed and am in a constant state of fear and anxiety, which in turn makes me feel unworthy of love and that I'm a terrible person, even though I try the best that I can to break out of it. I'm still a student and am studying to become a librarian and before this I was studying music performance.
The amount of fucking, idk, narcissism? Sexism? Stupidity? That goes into making one of these memes is just staggering. Imagine wanting to date a movie character. Imaginr falling in love with, like, Natalie Portman's character from garden State and thinking "I want to date someone like that" and then you're always on the lookout for Natalie Portman characters IRL. Sad!
my bf and i are drinking knock off passionfruit flavoured wine listening to dj s3rl. he just dyed his hair grey so looks like an anime villain. he prob is my ideal gf/bf tbh!!!