Ideal gf/bf thread

by **DRAGONS 666** » Mon Nov 27, 2017 1:55 pm

here i was poorly drawing triangle eyebrows on my goth loli gf

by **mites** » Mon Nov 27, 2017 1:56 pm

It’s my cat

by **Pashmina** » Mon Nov 27, 2017 1:58 pm

mites wrote:It’s my cat

probably true

by **DRAGONS 666** » Mon Nov 27, 2017 2:00 pm

my ideal gf is my gothic lolita gf. every day we wake up and pray to our fave hot french black metal boy and mana. we spend all day drying lavender and dominating the camgirl fucking machine market scene. she is real good at drawing eyebrows and taking pics of vegan high tea and shibari. only wears black and dark blue. all long and drapey clothes. im the over the top slut of the relationship they are ~effortless~. not scrump just witch. hopefully they are good at the bit of videogames i suck at such as puzzle dungeons.

by **BanEmAll Collective** » Mon Nov 27, 2017 2:01 pm

I’m with my ideal girlfriend but I gotta say the best part is her cat which after 6 years is kinda my cat I suppose.

by **DRAGONS 666** » Mon Nov 27, 2017 2:01 pm

prob runs a semi scrump taxidermy workshop for local witches and aesthetic is v pressed flowers and elaborate fruit bowls. ahh heck what is my dream gf gonna think of all the rilakumma i have ;___;

by **DRAGONS 666** » Mon Nov 27, 2017 2:04 pm

they can be the side of goth i always fill i need to do more instead of being an Idiot Gamer Girl and can fill their house with velvet and neofolk and wine

by **sobieski** » Mon Nov 27, 2017 2:04 pm

mites wrote:It’s my cat

Single as a Pringle because My Cat won't be my Girlfriend

by **DRAGONS 666** » Mon Nov 27, 2017 2:05 pm

by **big zorb** » Mon Nov 27, 2017 2:06 pm

i love my girlfriend because she is kind and smart and that is ideal

by **Pashmina** » Mon Nov 27, 2017 2:07 pm

kimmy dee

by **delgriffith** » Mon Nov 27, 2017 2:07 pm

larry the cable guy tooth fairy 28 wrote:i love my girlfriend because she is kind and smart and that is ideal

This is also why I love larry's girlfriend.

by **sobieski** » Mon Nov 27, 2017 2:09 pm

Is it bad to try and marry somebody rich?

by **sobieski** » Mon Nov 27, 2017 2:09 pm

Never gonna work again just like holger czukay

by **DRAGONS 666** » Mon Nov 27, 2017 2:10 pm

my gothic lolita gf ready for the club

by **big zorb** » Mon Nov 27, 2017 2:12 pm

i can't believe my girlfriend has never met a fellow boarder except for CashForGold, who hasn't boarded here in a while and also is our offline friend anyway. it's a failure on my part.

by **DRAGONS 666** » Mon Nov 27, 2017 2:15 pm

anyone wanna be a gay communist into neofolk

by **DRAGONS 666** » Mon Nov 27, 2017 2:15 pm

stop being narcs with ur dang real life gfs jeeze!

by **big zorb** » Mon Nov 27, 2017 2:16 pm

it's really crazy how many of those "ideal gf" things there are.

by **big zorb** » Mon Nov 27, 2017 2:17 pm

remember the "dude at a party" ones? like the guy's interior thoughts on fashion and music at parties. are the 4channers still doing those?

by **DRAGONS 666** » Mon Nov 27, 2017 2:18 pm

i need to start my forced internet fluency lessons

by **DRAGONS 666** » Mon Nov 27, 2017 2:20 pm

speaking of which this is my ideal bf but i'd get them to wear make up so we can look dead together

by **DRAGONS 666** » Mon Nov 27, 2017 2:21 pm

....am i...... ur ideal gf :oops:

by **DRAGONS 666** » Mon Nov 27, 2017 2:23 pm

where is my monstercock rich bf that leaves me alone

by **Riverchrist** » Mon Nov 27, 2017 2:23 pm

football, Bible, no kids

by **pantsoclock** » Mon Nov 27, 2017 2:25 pm

my ideal gf/bf thread is like, uh, talk about ways you respect your partner

by **DRAGONS 666** » Mon Nov 27, 2017 2:27 pm

lots of 2b ideal gf memes and 2b is also my ideal gf

by **sobieski** » Mon Nov 27, 2017 2:32 pm

by **DRAGONS 666** » Mon Nov 27, 2017 2:33 pm

i only like the ones that relate to me tbh!!!

by **trellisaze** » Mon Nov 27, 2017 2:33 pm

>tfw no trap gf

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