Ideal gf/bf thread

[sailormoonvillain666@aol.com]

here i was poorly drawing triangle eyebrows on my goth loli gf

[mites]

It’s my cat

[Pashmina]

It’s my cat

probably true

[sailormoonvillain666@aol.com]

my ideal gf is my gothic lolita gf. every day we wake up and pray to our fave hot french black metal boy and mana. we spend all day drying lavender and dominating the camgirl fucking machine market scene. she is real good at drawing eyebrows and taking pics of vegan high tea and shibari. only wears black and dark blue. all long and drapey clothes. im the over the top slut of the relationship they are ~effortless~. not scrump just witch. hopefully they are good at the bit of videogames i suck at such as puzzle dungeons.

[BanEmAll Collective]

I’m with my ideal girlfriend but I gotta say the best part is her cat which after 6 years is kinda my cat I suppose.

[sailormoonvillain666@aol.com]

prob runs a semi scrump taxidermy workshop for local witches and aesthetic is v pressed flowers and elaborate fruit bowls. ahh heck what is my dream gf gonna think of all the rilakumma i have ;___;

[sailormoonvillain666@aol.com]

they can be the side of goth i always fill i need to do more instead of being an Idiot Gamer Girl and can fill their house with velvet and neofolk and wine

[Sobieski]

It’s my cat

Single as a Pringle because My Cat won't be my Girlfriend

[sailormoonvillain666@aol.com]

[big zorb]

i love my girlfriend because she is kind and smart and that is ideal

[Pashmina]

kimmy dee

[delgriffith]

i love my girlfriend because she is kind and smart and that is ideal

This is also why I love larry's girlfriend.

[Sobieski]

Is it bad to try and marry somebody rich?

[Sobieski]

Never gonna work again just like holger czukay

[sailormoonvillain666@aol.com]

my gothic lolita gf ready for the club

[big zorb]

i can't believe my girlfriend has never met a fellow boarder except for CashForGold, who hasn't boarded here in a while and also is our offline friend anyway. it's a failure on my part.

[sailormoonvillain666@aol.com]

anyone wanna be a gay communist into neofolk

[sailormoonvillain666@aol.com]

stop being narcs with ur dang real life gfs jeeze!

[big zorb]

it's really crazy how many of those "ideal gf" things there are.

[big zorb]

remember the "dude at a party" ones? like the guy's interior thoughts on fashion and music at parties. are the 4channers still doing those?

[sailormoonvillain666@aol.com]

i need to start my forced internet fluency lessons

[sailormoonvillain666@aol.com]

speaking of which this is my ideal bf but i'd get them to wear make up so we can look dead together

[sailormoonvillain666@aol.com]

....am i...... ur ideal gf

[sailormoonvillain666@aol.com]

where is my monstercock rich bf that leaves me alone

[Riverchrist]

football, Bible, no kids

[pantsoclock]

my ideal gf/bf thread is like, uh, talk about ways you respect your partner

[sailormoonvillain666@aol.com]

lots of 2b ideal gf memes and 2b is also my ideal gf

[Sobieski]

[sailormoonvillain666@aol.com]

i only like the ones that relate to me tbh!!!

[trellisaze]

>tfw no trap gf