Ideal gf/bf thread

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
We'll kick your ass in

Postby Tetradyne » Sat Mar 10, 2018 2:22 am

Would like to date someone with some hobbies and interests that aren't my own, but tertiary. Like maybe model airplanes or drums or something. Has sick tattoos. Has friends that aren't mine. Does stuff. Is nice. Can stay home. Can go out. We don't always have to do stuff together. We could be separate and still feel incredible love and trust.
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Postby Tetradyne » Sat Mar 10, 2018 2:46 am

I think it's important to remember all people grow and change and when you like someone you have to enjoy them while you can because they'll be different people someday.
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Postby Tetradyne » Sat Mar 10, 2018 2:51 am

If one person grows and one regresses it's a real disaster unless the bond is strong like Gorilla glue
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Postby Darlene » Sat Mar 10, 2018 3:02 am

Tetradyne wrote:I think it's important to remember all people grow and change and when you like someone you have to enjoy them while you can because they'll be different people someday.



damn thats too real
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Postby Sobieski » Sat Mar 10, 2018 3:59 am

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gawd I hate jung, give me Adler or Freud over this shit
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Postby Sobieski » Sat Mar 10, 2018 4:04 am

lord I pray to you, send me a gf with a big bank account

sm//o/ke le/ss weed
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Postby Sobieski » Wed Mar 14, 2018 7:42 pm

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Postby sailormoonvillain666@aol.com » Tue Oct 16, 2018 8:59 pm

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remember to please don't feed the trolls ;)
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Postby sailormoonvillain666@aol.com » Tue Oct 16, 2018 8:59 pm

goth gfs are out 2018 bfs are IN
remember to please don't feed the trolls ;)
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Postby BigPoppaPum » Sun Dec 23, 2018 7:50 am

Not particularly specific but my ideal gf/bf would own a pair of nike rifts or ideally start searching for a pair and then we can walk around the city in the summer with our hands held together, the breeze gently whispering through our(obviously sockless it's the best way to enjoy these shoes) feet as we simultaneously sync-listen to the same advantage lucy EP(this in case anyone was wondering https://rateyourmusic.com/release/ep/advantage_lucy/%E6%9D%8F%E3%81%AE%E5%AD%A3%E7%AF%80/ then just going to a park to share my new-found love for weed then sharing a Magnum icecream bar (Honeycomb Crunch). I'd put my head on their shoulder and walk them to their stop. Then not contact them for a week because fuck leaving the house it's hot af yo



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Postby BigPoppaPum » Tue Jun 25, 2019 2:57 pm

Is Music For Airports the only ambient album these guys know
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Postby wendy » Tue Jun 25, 2019 5:42 pm

-is mean to me
-ignores me
-likes good jokes
-outsmarts me sometimes but not always
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Postby Double McDouble » Tue Jun 25, 2019 5:49 pm

Tetradyne wrote:I think it's important to remember all people grow and change and when you like someone you have to enjoy them while you can because they'll be different people someday.

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Postby virile » Tue Jun 25, 2019 5:49 pm

-doesn't hit me with a big piece of wood
-likes blankets
-awake when i get home
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Postby Kaputt » Tue Jun 25, 2019 6:23 pm

joe wrote:


It kills me that he wrote qt 3.14 and then immediately followed it with cutiepie
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Postby it's the suspense that gets me » Sun Apr 19, 2020 9:45 pm

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Postby it's the suspense that gets me » Sun Apr 19, 2020 9:45 pm

kinda missing peak ideal gf/bf meme days...
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Postby teenmom » Mon Apr 20, 2020 10:28 pm

How specific they are is what interests me
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Postby it's the suspense that gets me » Wed Jun 17, 2020 11:40 am

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Postby alaska » Wed Jun 17, 2020 11:46 am

head pat slut
Stay off social media for a while. Go to the public library and read about the US Constitution. It will take your mind off all this.
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Postby helix krull » Wed Jun 17, 2020 12:07 pm

"oof"
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Postby separator » Wed Jun 17, 2020 12:26 pm

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Postby Ratthew » Wed Jun 17, 2020 12:48 pm

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Silly thread for sillies, and feels real bad to boil people down to stereotypes but honestly i got tic tac toe dating across the top

Also feel like I would be much more accessible as a person if I could be slated into just one of these. Way less of a Unique Snowflake and more constantly hating the conflicts inside me, this got deep
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