You guys ever eat Zapps chips

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Postby PROBLEMATIC » Wed Dec 06, 2017 10:12 pm

helluva chips brand
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Postby honkduh » Wed Dec 06, 2017 10:12 pm

i eated tehm
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Postby fuckles » Wed Dec 06, 2017 10:14 pm

sometimes, like once
Cyril Sneer wrote:INSANE post. I could literally read it for hours.
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Postby murray st. » Wed Dec 06, 2017 10:15 pm

those voodoo ones are hella nice
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Postby PROBLEMATIC » Wed Dec 06, 2017 10:16 pm

Looks like we got a thread full of Zapps chips hounds! Woof woof!
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Postby PROBLEMATIC » Wed Dec 06, 2017 10:18 pm

It's not just that they have a unique flavor palette, it's that these babies crack! They're crisp but not aggressively so
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Postby guidance » Wed Dec 06, 2017 10:19 pm

voodoo chips are top tier
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Postby Classic Dog Avatar » Wed Dec 06, 2017 10:20 pm

Uh no they are proven to cause cancer
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Postby PROBLEMATIC » Wed Dec 06, 2017 10:20 pm

Kettle Chips eat your heart out!

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Postby PROBLEMATIC » Wed Dec 06, 2017 10:21 pm

Zapps maybe the only chips brand that could sell Nathan and I the flavor "spicy crawdad shit" and we both look at each other and be like

UH, Yeah two pleaee
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Postby theta » Wed Dec 06, 2017 10:27 pm

voodoo is so good
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Postby famnexdo » Wed Dec 06, 2017 10:28 pm

owned by utz, sorry to say
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Postby big zorb » Wed Dec 06, 2017 10:41 pm

Zapps...The Chip That Tastes Good
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Postby death is my amigo » Wed Dec 06, 2017 10:42 pm

there are rules to how to effectively name a chips brand, and Zapp’s learned them to the t.... just to break em :twisted:
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Postby fuckles » Wed Dec 06, 2017 10:42 pm

Zapp's, Flavored Potato Chip Brand
Cyril Sneer wrote:INSANE post. I could literally read it for hours.
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Postby big zorb » Wed Dec 06, 2017 10:49 pm

Zappie
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Postby murray st. » Wed Dec 06, 2017 10:50 pm

Interesting situation at the Zappie house.
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Postby inspectorhound » Wed Dec 06, 2017 11:02 pm

PROBLEMATIC wrote:Kettle Chips eat your heart out!

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these are the best flavor
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Postby loaf angel » Wed Dec 06, 2017 11:06 pm

voodoo is prime time chip time
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Postby palmer eldritch » Wed Dec 06, 2017 11:06 pm

no,

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Postby wolfie » Wed Dec 06, 2017 11:06 pm

famnexdo wrote:owned by utz, sorry to say


I came in here to post this because I too like pissing on your parades
אחד

"our in-toilet cameras show people are shitting all over these toilets"
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Postby palmer eldritch » Wed Dec 06, 2017 11:07 pm

spicy cajun is second, voodoo is third, mesquite bbq is fourth and somehow great evn thoo bbq is a bottom tier chip flavor
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Postby fuckles » Wed Dec 06, 2017 11:16 pm

larry the cable guy tooth fairy 28 wrote:Zappie

thanks, its Zappie day
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Postby famnexdo » Wed Dec 06, 2017 11:21 pm

wolfie wrote:
famnexdo wrote:owned by utz, sorry to say


I came in here to post this because I too like pissing on your parades


I honestly just think Herr's are a better chip
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Postby PROBLEMATIC » Wed Dec 06, 2017 11:56 pm

wolfie wrote:
famnexdo wrote:owned by utz, sorry to say


I came in here to post this because I too like pissing on your parades


take your east coast bias and stuff them in a bag of Utz (aka bags of crisped feces)

sorry, only True Zapps Boys and Girls in this piece
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Postby famnexdo » Thu Dec 07, 2017 12:03 am

no you don't understand -- Utz literally manufactures Zapp's (as well as Dirty's and California Chips)
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Postby PROBLEMATIC » Thu Dec 07, 2017 12:04 am

I. Eat. Zapps

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Postby theta » Thu Dec 07, 2017 12:04 am

dirty chips own
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Postby kid pretentious » Thu Dec 07, 2017 12:04 am

the newest novelty flavor is good, i'm not sure if they're outside of nola though

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