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Postby Kwisatz Haderach » Thu Dec 07, 2017 7:31 am

Let's have it
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Postby freezinseason » Thu Dec 07, 2017 7:33 am

vanilla is the best flavor of icecream
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Postby Kwisatz Haderach » Thu Dec 07, 2017 7:36 am

No, no, no. That is correct.
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Postby bigcat » Thu Dec 07, 2017 9:09 am

The world should just be one big country
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Postby lordofdiapers » Thu Dec 07, 2017 9:10 am

Let's call it Rick
Stuntman wrote:Does anyone remember Late Night Cheeseburger? That was my jam. Tasted like BO.
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Postby bigcat » Thu Dec 07, 2017 9:11 am

Ameh Rick Uh
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Postby Sobieski » Thu Dec 07, 2017 9:14 am

The world should be city states
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Postby lordofdiapers » Thu Dec 07, 2017 9:21 am

But then Austria would take over
Stuntman wrote:Does anyone remember Late Night Cheeseburger? That was my jam. Tasted like BO.
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Postby lordofdiapers » Thu Dec 07, 2017 9:21 am

Lil Civ humor there
Stuntman wrote:Does anyone remember Late Night Cheeseburger? That was my jam. Tasted like BO.
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Postby wendy » Thu Dec 07, 2017 9:59 am

wallflowers heroes is better than bowie heroes don't @ me
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Postby wendy » Thu Dec 07, 2017 10:03 am

"[thing] is short for [thing it's not actually short for but sounds vaguely similar to or is in some other way a play on words]" is like a top 5 joke format
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Postby wendy » Thu Dec 07, 2017 10:04 am

irony poisoning is good actually
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Postby wendy » Thu Dec 07, 2017 10:05 am

okay i have a lot of work to do now thanks for listening
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Postby ratbags » Thu Dec 07, 2017 10:07 am

wendy wrote:wallflowers heroes is better than bowie heroes don't @ me


lol this is the most fucked up thing you've ever said
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Postby wendy » Thu Dec 07, 2017 10:09 am

i know. i'm not proud of it but it's how i feel
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Postby chargie » Thu Dec 07, 2017 10:10 am

hipinion should change its official name to simply "the board"
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Postby Kwisatz Haderach » Thu Dec 07, 2017 10:10 am

board should be spelled b-o-r-e-d
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Postby chargie » Thu Dec 07, 2017 10:12 am

the bored

works for me
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Postby bro tones » Thu Dec 07, 2017 10:36 am

wendy wrote:"[thing] is short for [thing it's not actually short for but sounds vaguely similar to or is in some other way a play on words]" is like a top 5 joke format


please tell a joke in this format.
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Postby rex » Thu Dec 07, 2017 10:46 am

American progressives should loudly support "clean coal" (aiming for total carbon capture) to try to win support among white working classes and change the conversation on emissions and fighting climate change.
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Postby Kwisatz Haderach » Thu Dec 07, 2017 11:07 am

i think it should be illegal to drive a backhoe on the street
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Postby Sobieski » Thu Dec 07, 2017 11:28 am

the kwisatz haderach wasn't supposed to be for another generation
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Postby wendy » Thu Dec 07, 2017 1:48 pm

brothertony wrote:
wendy wrote:"[thing] is short for [thing it's not actually short for but sounds vaguely similar to or is in some other way a play on words]" is like a top 5 joke format


please tell a joke in this format.

"ryan gosling is short for ryan baby goose"

or

"submachine gun is short for submarine machine gun" (to which beloved boarder must love dongs replied "in philly it's called a hoagie machine gun" which i LOVED)

a similar joke format that i also very much enjoy is the cultural differences one like for example

"in canada miles teller is billed as kilometers politely ask her"

or

"in england it's spelled cybre monday"

or

"the correct british spelling is potatdou"
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Postby wendy » Thu Dec 07, 2017 1:48 pm

basically i love to be silly
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Postby wario lopez » Thu Dec 07, 2017 1:49 pm

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Postby wendy » Thu Dec 07, 2017 1:52 pm

and also stuff like

"the correct pluralization for bacon egg and cheese is bacons egg and cheese"

or

"the correct pluralization for frankenstein is franksenstein"

which after some consideration i changed to "the correct pluralization of frankenstein is frankenstein monsters"
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Postby trellisaze » Thu Dec 07, 2017 1:52 pm

DID SOMEBODY SAY ryan adams??!???!?
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Postby wendy » Thu Dec 07, 2017 1:53 pm

feetnote

etc

in short i'm a huge idiot
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Postby lordofdiapers » Thu Dec 07, 2017 1:55 pm

wendy wrote:
"in canada miles teller is billed as kilometers politely ask her"



Holy crap
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Postby easy » Thu Dec 07, 2017 1:57 pm

wendy wrote:"the correct pluralization for frankenstein is franksenstein"

awwww yeeeeaaah
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