2018 dystopia logbook: happy piss year

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
We'll kick your ass in

Postby coop » Mon Sep 24, 2018 3:56 pm

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Postby alaska » Mon Sep 24, 2018 4:08 pm

fuck prisons
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Postby noiseandpop » Mon Sep 24, 2018 4:09 pm

fucking hell
~~cry urself 2 ash~~
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Postby goofjan » Mon Sep 24, 2018 4:13 pm

prisons: where the kids who burned ants with a magnifying glass go to work
plz if u get a chanse put some flowrs on algernons grave kthxbye
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Postby goofjan » Mon Sep 24, 2018 4:27 pm

old man lives in town called Oldsmar
plz if u get a chanse put some flowrs on algernons grave kthxbye
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Postby Buddy Glass » Mon Sep 24, 2018 5:15 pm

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(Got this one in my inbox yesterday, of course)
What became of her? She lived, as she liked to say, off the kindness of gentlemen. I assume she’s dead.
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Postby danslog » Mon Sep 24, 2018 6:59 pm

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I met this guy, as the sound recordist for a documentary some guy was making about bitcoin (he made a shit tonne on bitcoin i guess) and he was the slimiest scary dude i ever sheeesh
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Postby Shalabi » Tue Sep 25, 2018 2:50 am

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I almost want to work at Amazon to take it down from within
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Postby Feech La Manna » Tue Sep 25, 2018 9:29 am

jesus fucking christ these people

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Postby iambic » Tue Sep 25, 2018 9:42 am

Feech La Manna wrote:jesus fucking christ these people


"eat the rich"

where do I collect my novelty certificate
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Postby Milquetoaster Strudels » Tue Sep 25, 2018 4:03 pm

Wealth redistribution and passing legislation that caps executive salary and stock options relative to the average salary of the company's employees seems like a great starting point!
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Postby coop » Wed Sep 26, 2018 4:32 pm

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Postby creedence tapes » Wed Sep 26, 2018 4:51 pm

"Ends meat" is world class
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Postby Spooky Jim » Wed Sep 26, 2018 9:14 pm

This has been a pretty crazy page. What I have to add is just a summary from what I heard on the radio today, so not sure if it will pack the same punch. Perhaps it doesn't even belong in this thread.

Anyway, today on the Columbus NPR affiliate they were discussing how recently some local communities have decided to implement domestic violence intervention and rehab programs instead of jailing certain domestic violence offenders. They then cut to an interview with a police officer from some suburb outside of Columbus where they had started one of these programs. The police officer described a recent example of a case in which the program made sense to use. A family; mom, dad, son, and daughter went to a local restaurant and had dinner and some drinks. After dinner they went to the parents house, and were having a conversation which caused the son to become violently angry and he began to thrash about, tearing the house apart. The parents called the police. The police officer then casually mentions that it turns out the son had actually consumed a date rape drug that was intended to be slipped in the sister's drink, which caused him to act violently. He then continues to go on how this program is great for him, since he is not a repeat offender, and this was likely to be a one time occasion. My thought is, "he was drugged unwittingly, and he still has to participate in this program?" It seems absurd to me that someone could be secretly drugged and still have to participate in a program to address domestic violence.
Combarieu declares that the songs of birds are not "musical" either, because they are "very difficult to take down in notation." See his Music-Its Laws and Evolution, 155. Will some divine power please create a "Musical" bird to sing the Air for G String in exact Equal Temperament for M. Combarieu?
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Postby Dead_Wizard » Wed Sep 26, 2018 9:54 pm

Shalabi wrote:


I used to work as a temp transcribing voice to text snippets for a software company and we got so many child porn searches we were begging management to let us flag them somehow (all data was scrubbed of identifiers, so this went nowhere). The week before I started someone had a panic attack and was taken out on a stretcher because they had received audio of someone dictating a suicide note. I think there are a ton of fucked up traumatizing data jobs out there we don't hear about because of terrifying NDAs.
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Postby Shalabi » Wed Sep 26, 2018 10:38 pm

jesus christ
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Postby mcwop23 » Thu Sep 27, 2018 6:07 pm

all the ads i’m getting playing my bubble shooter game is for msnbc to watch the kavanaugh hearings live
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Postby chandler » Thu Sep 27, 2018 8:44 pm

Dead_Wizard wrote:
Shalabi wrote:


I used to work as a temp transcribing voice to text snippets for a software company and we got so many child porn searches we were begging management to let us flag them somehow (all data was scrubbed of identifiers, so this went nowhere). The week before I started someone had a panic attack and was taken out on a stretcher because they had received audio of someone dictating a suicide note. I think there are a ton of fucked up traumatizing data jobs out there we don't hear about because of terrifying NDAs.


The people who work at NCMEC are actual heroes
i've been getting really into pestcest too lately. haven't really been able to find much good ant stuff, though. anybody have any links to some good biting vids/pics?
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Postby John Dark » Fri Sep 28, 2018 11:16 am

Now here is the lake. And I still haven't changed.
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Postby Paul » Fri Sep 28, 2018 11:21 am

John Dark wrote:


Cyberpunk 2020 is looking great
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Postby loaf angel » Fri Sep 28, 2018 4:44 pm

that's for the biblical apocalypse logbook
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Postby internetfriend » Fri Sep 28, 2018 5:13 pm

does anyone else feel like this thread is speeding up
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Postby Milquetoaster Strudels » Fri Sep 28, 2018 5:14 pm

2 packets of korn syrup, hold the creamed korn please
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Milquetoaster Strudels wrote:2 packets of korn syrup, hold the creamed korn please


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Postby theta » Fri Sep 28, 2018 6:31 pm

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i lol’d at the CREEPER act, congrats to whoever came up with that acronym
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