2018 dystopia logbook: happy piss year

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
We'll kick your ass in

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Postby Paul » Fri Oct 05, 2018 1:23 am

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Postby tgk » Sun Oct 07, 2018 9:25 am

Esteban wrote:


Frankly im shocked he got that much money
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Postby qmass » Sun Oct 07, 2018 10:51 am



really good read, thank-you!
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Postby Brain Stew » Mon Oct 08, 2018 7:35 pm

Doesn't the Nobel prize come with a million dollars?
You know, signatures are pretty night bus...
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Postby loaf angel » Tue Oct 09, 2018 11:51 pm

goldsoundz wrote:i'd bang that moron
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Postby worrywort » Wed Oct 10, 2018 12:26 am

that's just so the ambulance will come sooner for the daily walmart heart attack
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Postby an otter » Thu Oct 11, 2018 4:55 pm

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Postby an otter » Thu Oct 11, 2018 4:56 pm

We're like, 3 years from Alexa calling the cops on you for stuff it overheard, right?
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Postby Feech La Manna » Thu Oct 11, 2018 4:58 pm

Thank god I'll finally have an AI to tell me when I need cough drops
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Postby brent » Thu Oct 11, 2018 4:58 pm

i thought that was old news honestly
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Postby tgk » Thu Oct 11, 2018 5:26 pm

an otter wrote:We're like, 3 years from Alexa calling the cops on you for stuff it overheard, right?


yeah, why people bought these things in the first place is boggling
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Postby an otter » Thu Oct 11, 2018 6:37 pm

tgk wrote:
an otter wrote:We're like, 3 years from Alexa calling the cops on you for stuff it overheard, right?

yeah, why people bought these things in the first place is boggling

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Postby theta » Thu Oct 11, 2018 6:56 pm

we dreamt of psychotropic houses and awoke to a boombox that narcs on you
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Postby medicore bob dole gimmick » Thu Oct 11, 2018 7:48 pm

Alexa, where is the circuit breaker...Alexa?
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Postby Merciel » Fri Oct 12, 2018 3:05 am

I'm trying to figure out how this thing is supposed to tell if you're bored, and my best guess is that it won't actually care and will instead just try to huck disposable entertainment at you incessantly until you give in.
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Postby hoopdog » Mon Oct 15, 2018 2:14 pm

Long con to bring us back into the fold
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Postby quilty » Fri Oct 19, 2018 1:17 am

Wealthy Los Angeles grapples with outbreak of typhus among its poorest (Guardian)

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Many of those resources have focused on the city’s large homeless population, considered most at risk for contracting the flea-borne illness. This same time last year, California’s homeless population was threatened by an outbreak of hepatitis A, another disease associated with impoverishment and poor sanitation, which killed 21 people and infected hundreds.
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Postby Dead_Wizard » Fri Oct 19, 2018 10:30 am

A shooter threat was called into my work yesterday and all staff got a text saying 'please continue to work but stay away from the windows.'
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