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Postby internetfriend » Tue Mar 06, 2018 8:39 pm

figaro wrote:been growing my shit out but neglecting to pay money for someone to shape it properly

took a 4 to my sides today

i look like a dumbass

at least you chose it for yourself
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Postby easy » Tue Mar 06, 2018 8:39 pm

when I first moved to boston like ten years ago I panicked and went to this ROCK N ROLL themed barber shop with like, hair metal album cover wallpaper and tatted up guys and ladies with CRaaaZY hair, and the guy who cut my hair bad spent the whole time talking about how he used to live with the Black Lips but they were always pissing everywhere and got kicked out by their housemates
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Postby milknight » Tue Mar 06, 2018 8:39 pm

Sounds like u should just accept the Hair Orb
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Postby incoherent grunting » Tue Mar 06, 2018 8:43 pm

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Postby incoherent grunting » Tue Mar 06, 2018 8:45 pm

Hey has anyone ever had their barber use a Stim-u-Lax on them? It was weird as hell when it pulled it out and strapped it on:
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Postby internetfriend » Tue Mar 06, 2018 8:46 pm

i’m starting to think that i’m just misinterpreting what barbershops are. like i’m not asking for a fucking hair swan, i’m asking for “the same haircut i have now but the top is an inch shorter” and being explicitly denied. does everyone else just already know that barbershops are always “chef’s choice”
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Postby incoherent grunting » Tue Mar 06, 2018 8:46 pm

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Postby haddonfield » Tue Mar 06, 2018 8:48 pm

wow no siree no tingly shaky fingers on my scalp thank u
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Postby haddonfield » Tue Mar 06, 2018 8:49 pm

they just whipped those claws out without warning what the hell??
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Postby WAC » Tue Mar 06, 2018 8:49 pm

I really gotta figure my entire shit out
He said ALOT of shit last night. And most of it WASN'T how he supported a fascist.
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Postby Autarch » Tue Mar 06, 2018 8:50 pm

I've gotten the stim-u-lax treatment every time I've been to the barber. Ever since I was a wee one. is nice,
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Postby separator » Tue Mar 06, 2018 8:56 pm

internetfriend wrote:i’m starting to think that i’m just misinterpreting what barbershops are. like i’m not asking for a fucking hair swan, i’m asking for “the same haircut i have now but the top is an inch shorter” and being explicitly denied. does everyone else just already know that barbershops are always “chef’s choice”


Get your ass to the salon
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Postby Autarch » Tue Mar 06, 2018 9:00 pm

seriously IS, what kind of picky-ass shit are you trying to pull? you get the haircut they give you. say thank you.
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Postby internetfriend » Tue Mar 06, 2018 9:36 pm

Autarch wrote:seriously IS, what kind of picky-ass shit are you trying to pull? you get the haircut they give you. say thank you.

picky-ass shit like "a haircut, please" and "could my hair be a little shorter?"
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Postby easy » Tue Mar 06, 2018 9:39 pm

Autarch wrote:seriously IS, what kind of picky-ass shit are you trying to pull? you get the haircut they give you. say thank you.


wtf

they're asking internetfriend what they want and then refusing to do it

if this place is on some "you'll get what you get and you'll like it" stuff that should be more clear from the start

you're describign the same transaction that would take place if someone was buying a scratch-off ticket
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Postby easy » Tue Mar 06, 2018 9:40 pm

like of all things a haircut is generally expected to be done with some serious input from the customer
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Postby churrokbyme » Tue Mar 06, 2018 10:08 pm

separator wrote:
internetfriend wrote:i’m starting to think that i’m just misinterpreting what barbershops are. like i’m not asking for a fucking hair swan, i’m asking for “the same haircut i have now but the top is an inch shorter” and being explicitly denied. does everyone else just already know that barbershops are always “chef’s choice”


Get your ass to the salon
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Postby marble » Tue Mar 06, 2018 10:21 pm

delgriffith wrote:I showed the last person who cut my hair a picture of myself from 2 months prior, right after I had a haircut, and she asked how many years earlier the picture had been taken because I now looked "much older."

this is deeply fucked up
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Postby marble » Tue Mar 06, 2018 10:22 pm

have you tried the "i'd like a tidy up please, maybe half an inch off?"
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Postby marble » Tue Mar 06, 2018 10:24 pm

at least that's what i used to do when i had hair and it turned out ok. now i just shave my head every 2 days while crying and lamenting the fact that i never bleached it
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Postby Autarch » Tue Mar 06, 2018 10:27 pm

internetfriend wrote:
Autarch wrote:seriously IS, what kind of picky-ass shit are you trying to pull? you get the haircut they give you. say thank you.

picky-ass shit like "a haircut, please" and "could my hair be a little shorter?"


the deal is that you walk in, and they ask you how you want it and then give you whatever the fuck they want anyway.
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Postby separator » Tue Mar 06, 2018 10:38 pm

New no no: the barber gets to decide your haircut and if you dont like now you’re his barber
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Postby haddonfield » Tue Mar 06, 2018 11:44 pm

i’m the barber now
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Postby Merlin » Tue Mar 06, 2018 11:50 pm

salon is the truth
some wine and a scalp massage
trim the hair
nice
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Postby internetfriend » Wed Mar 07, 2018 2:04 am

salons cost some damn money
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Postby Autarch » Wed Mar 07, 2018 2:07 am

IS, if you want to tell the barber how to cut your hair, you need to speak their language: berber
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Postby WeirdJungle » Wed Mar 07, 2018 2:17 am

#2 on the sides, one inch off the top, part on the left, taper in the back, beer in my guts, hate in my heart

none of that fancy schmancy crap, no room for ambiguity
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Postby WeirdJungle » Wed Mar 07, 2018 2:25 am

that’s right I said AN INCH cuz if you think I’m gonna get this $35 hair cut more than six times a year you have got another thing coming, buster
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Postby figaro » Wed Mar 07, 2018 2:31 am

nice

anyone elses hair just seemingly stop growing after like 6 months?
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Postby Spotlight Kid » Wed Mar 07, 2018 1:32 pm

Received wisdom is that you gotta cut off the dead hair and split ends to inspire it to grow more, but thinking about that logically at the age of 30 it makes no sense so ymmv
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