what haircut is good NOW

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Postby loaf angel » Thu Feb 08, 2018 5:24 pm

I have the young Stalin cut but it's shorter around my ears bc that's where my hair grows fastest. if you want that just keep asking for the haircut I reccd on first page but maybe switch to 2 or more razor on the sides
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Postby brent » Thu Feb 08, 2018 5:27 pm

i wish my hair would fully gray
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Postby cartola » Thu Feb 08, 2018 5:32 pm

Psycho Stalin or the Dutch Boi
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Postby Prof. Horatio Hufnagel » Thu Feb 08, 2018 5:36 pm

futurist wrote:
Prof. Horatio Hufnagel wrote:check out my mullet:

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mullet gang o/


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Postby big zorb » Thu Feb 08, 2018 5:47 pm

loaf angel wrote:I have the young Stalin cut but it's shorter around my ears bc that's where my hair grows fastest. if you want that just keep asking for the haircut I reccd on first page but maybe switch to 2 or more razor on the sides


so you have like the chainsmokers haircut?

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Postby big zorb » Thu Feb 08, 2018 5:47 pm

mullet squad 4 lyfe
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Postby Seamus » Thu Feb 08, 2018 5:56 pm

edit: wrong thread!
Raise. Hell. All. Summer. Long.

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Postby Autarch » Thu Feb 08, 2018 6:01 pm

i have a shkreli
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Postby noiseandpop » Thu Feb 08, 2018 6:04 pm

I shaved all my hair off when I was drunk and depressed and now I just keep fading the sides and leaving it long on top. will have to visit an actual barber soon tho I think
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Postby Ferrous Bueller » Thu Feb 08, 2018 6:05 pm

no amount of scissordry is gonna give you thick ass locks like Stalin
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Postby Ferrous Bueller » Thu Feb 08, 2018 6:07 pm

of course "pile" works when you have hair like his
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Postby mercenaries of slime » Thu Feb 08, 2018 6:17 pm

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Postby Grumby » Thu Feb 08, 2018 6:34 pm

short hair kurt was marvelous

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Postby Grumby » Thu Feb 08, 2018 6:39 pm

the prob with short fringe cuts is that after a couple months your just awkwardly pushing that shit out of your eyes but i guess i like it
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Postby i am rich » Thu Feb 08, 2018 9:35 pm

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Postby Spotlight Kid » Fri Feb 09, 2018 1:44 pm

Ferrous Bueller wrote:no amount of scissordry is gonna give you thick ass locks like Stalin


I have the thick ass locks, they're just not immaculately coiffed like his
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Postby PROBLEMATIC » Fri Feb 09, 2018 2:58 pm

incoherent grunting wrote:I'm going long, baby. Long and luscious!

Same

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Postby Spotlight Kid » Fri Feb 09, 2018 4:02 pm

I am excited that in a scant 8 months, hpn will be overflowing with insanely luscious dudelocks
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Postby fester » Fri Feb 09, 2018 4:09 pm

been seeing some bowl cuts around lately
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Postby building jumper » Fri Feb 09, 2018 8:37 pm

I’m trying to grow mine out as well. I’m at the stage where I usually give up and chop it all off. Thread is inspiring me to not give up 8-)

Also thinking about washing it every two weeks instead of once a week.
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Postby boatwave » Fri Feb 09, 2018 8:41 pm

It's gotta be long, but not too long! And messed up looking, but not too messed up looking! Tell them you want it to end up looking like an oak tree, they'll know what that means.
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Postby separator » Mon Feb 12, 2018 10:50 am

Just got the tom hardy haircut to support the venom movie. Anyone have any hair gel recommendations? I wanna look WET
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Postby Classic Dog Avatar » Mon Feb 12, 2018 10:51 am

the only true authentic way is to keep a gallon of water with you at all times and literally always be WET
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Postby Classic Dog Avatar » Mon Feb 12, 2018 10:52 am

or take your game up to ...

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LEVEL 9
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Postby RIXX » Mon Feb 12, 2018 10:52 am

wow TriActive HOLD
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Postby separator » Mon Feb 12, 2018 10:57 am

That hold is pretty intimidating
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Postby Robo-Chachi » Mon Feb 12, 2018 10:59 am

They can't get the FDA to sign-off on level 10 hold yet.
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Postby separator » Mon Feb 12, 2018 11:04 am

This guy has got to have the wettest hair in Hollywood

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Postby transitive » Mon Feb 12, 2018 11:48 am

Level 9 hold will actually turn your hair into a DOT-certified crash helmet.
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Postby feaxfang » Mon Feb 12, 2018 11:49 am

separator wrote:This guy has got to have the wettest hair in Hollywood

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This is sick.
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