who is your board valentine

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
We'll kick your ass in

Postby theta » Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:47 pm

it’s not really fair for me to match with only one of my myriad admirers
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Postby big zorb » Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:50 pm

how many boarders have said big zorb thus far?
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Postby Classic Dog Avatar » Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:51 pm

Sending now
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Postby Classic Dog Avatar » Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:52 pm

I'm so goddamned nervous
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Postby lordofdiapers » Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:02 pm

Might wanna rethink that deadline
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Postby lordofdiapers » Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:05 pm

Earlier of course, VDay will be nearly over by then
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Postby kit fox » Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:06 pm

parades def
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Postby Ray Blanchard, PhD » Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:06 pm

i... have 3... i'm too embarassed to admit tehm... even to myself... :oops:
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Postby kit fox » Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:06 pm

definitely parades but also def from above just to clarify
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Postby Milk » Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:08 pm

might wanna rethink pm'ing your valentine to someone in power. Powerful blackmail information.

Not that i have any to pm. I like half of you half as well as you should like and I dislike less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
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Postby mancubz » Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:11 pm

who do i send a pm about me wanting to flick milk in a fun sassy way
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Postby john plainman » Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:12 pm

congrats!
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Postby lordofdiapers » Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:14 pm

What if youre already board married
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Postby Milk » Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:14 pm

go flick yourself.
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Postby mancubz » Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:14 pm

you gonna board cheat?
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Postby Milk » Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:15 pm

this was meant for mancubz
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Postby mancubz » Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:16 pm

Milk wrote:this was meant for mancubz


and i was meant for you, milk baby
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Postby lordofdiapers » Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:16 pm

I'm having board abandonment issues
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Postby big zorb » Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:16 pm

lotta hotties on the board...lotta crushes carried on my end...
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Postby Milk » Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:16 pm

i know im very flickable but nobody gets to flick me.
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Postby Rhodes » Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:16 pm

beefbroth inthe shitpipes
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Postby Rhodes » Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:17 pm

Wait, no, it's lockheed.
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Postby lordofdiapers » Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:20 pm

Man Im gettin a rush over here just thinkin about board cheatin' I need to relax
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Postby RIXX » Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:20 pm

I voted : 0

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Postby mancubz » Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:21 pm

which boarders smell the most and least like microwaved hot dogs
i need to know to finalize my list of 'board crushes'
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Postby RIXX » Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:21 pm

well easy, quartz, and I are the cologne thread regulars

wolfie is...also there..
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Postby mancubz » Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:23 pm

wolfie only smells like nuked dogs when he's lucky. otherwise he smells like a burned steak or a meatloaf filled with rotten eggs or whatever other nightmare food was served for dinner
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Postby Milk » Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:24 pm

mancubz wrote:which boarders smell the most and least like microwaved hot dogs
i need to know to finalize my list of 'board crushes'



im afraid i fit most. I put some ramen in the microwave earlier and all it smelled like coming out was hot dogs. Probably because i microwaved like 5 yesterday.
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Postby Seamus » Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:35 pm

I love all the boarders only I love one more than the rest of you *sighs wistfully*
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Postby RIXX » Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:39 pm

chad wrote:is this a cute rule or an evil rule?

if you get a valentine, but it's not a match, i send a PM that tells you u have an Anonymous Admirer


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