who is your board valentine

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
We'll kick your ass in

Postby Paul » Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:51 pm

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Postby Stuntman » Wed Feb 14, 2018 1:21 am

Anyone who says nice things about me. Pretty much everyone here except for like...two people.

Now you're wondering if you're one of those two people. And you should, because your boarding is beyond terrible.
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Postby milano boy » Wed Feb 14, 2018 1:49 am

Milk wrote:
mancubz wrote:which boarders smell the most and least like microwaved hot dogs
i need to know to finalize my list of 'board crushes'



im afraid i fit most. I put some ramen in the microwave earlier and all it smelled like coming out was hot dogs. Probably because i microwaved like 5 yesterday.

one time in high school i micorwaved some ramen in the senior cafetira without water and it lit oin fire and i never returned to it and no one knows it was me to this day.
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Postby wintergreen » Wed Feb 14, 2018 3:04 am

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(if you know whose avatar that is, i applaud you.)
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Postby pantsoclock » Wed Feb 14, 2018 3:06 am

crummy steve. I have a crush on crummy steve. I know it's a match because I know exactly the kind of crumbum that likes me
I pay tax to help pay for things like police..fire..parks..but it goes to Ferguson like people and foreigners who are scamming our stupid government that is full of pasta thieves like this guy
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Postby kid8 » Wed Feb 14, 2018 3:13 am

My valentine can kick your valentine's ass.
Oh, I'm a failure, because i haven't got a brain.
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Postby RIXX » Wed Feb 14, 2018 8:33 am

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Postby nite69 » Wed Feb 14, 2018 9:19 am

my valentine is SATAN
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Postby Catullus » Wed Feb 14, 2018 3:50 pm

All the board ladies are my valentines.

If you're reading this, that means you. Love u boo.
opi wrote:like i don't think it's possible for catullus to be duplicitous, whereas pretty much every other poster at the time struck me as having one foot in shinra
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Postby big zorb » Wed Feb 14, 2018 3:51 pm

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Woman: [Possibly smiling or laughing].
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Postby galactagogue » Wed Feb 14, 2018 7:08 pm

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...ive said too much
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Postby Milk » Wed Feb 14, 2018 7:21 pm

I knew we couldn't trust chad to do this properly. She forgot to send me messages about my secret admirers. Like forgetting one whatever but the whole bunch of them, that's just incompetence.
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Postby Milk » Wed Feb 14, 2018 7:21 pm

I knew we couldn't trust chad to do this properly. She forgot to send me messages about my secret admirers. Like forgetting one whatever but the whole bunch of them, that's just incompetence.
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Postby Bartatua » Wed Feb 14, 2018 7:25 pm

many of mine matches are unacceptable to me. only i may choose. my favorite valentine is:
i broke somebody's ribs
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Postby VHB » Wed Feb 14, 2018 7:47 pm

Good luck everybody
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Suspension Bridge wrote:Werewolf was the best thing to happen to me in 2015 and that includes my wedding

bill wrote:every hooker deserves an Oscar for faking orgasms i swear to god
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Postby VHB » Wed Feb 14, 2018 8:06 pm

chad wrote:ok you amorous demons i just sent out 30 pms. y'all are a besotted bunch huh


I am relieved to hear all the PMs have been sent :)
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Postby fuckles » Wed Feb 14, 2018 8:07 pm

This is strangely disappointing
Cyril Sneer wrote:INSANE post. I could literally read it for hours.
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Postby comet » Wed Feb 14, 2018 8:08 pm

I’ve been listening to put your back n 2 it all day and I don’t think it was a great idea lol
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Postby wendy » Wed Feb 14, 2018 8:12 pm

whomst admires me
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Postby wendy » Wed Feb 14, 2018 8:12 pm

Catullus wrote:All the board ladies are my valentines.

hard same
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Postby ratbags » Wed Feb 14, 2018 8:14 pm

i think i know who my secret admirer is
delgriffith wrote:[Holy fuck

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Postby Seamus » Wed Feb 14, 2018 8:15 pm

PMs are broken... :cry:
Raise. Hell. All. Summer. Long.

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Postby Rhodes » Wed Feb 14, 2018 8:16 pm

Is mine SATAN? I hope it is.
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Postby Your Turret Has Been Destroyed » Wed Feb 14, 2018 8:16 pm

you miss 100% of the shots you don't take ;)
gg better support wins
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Postby ratbags » Wed Feb 14, 2018 8:18 pm

TWO secret admirers??????? this is getting out of hand
delgriffith wrote:[Holy fuck

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Postby Autarch » Wed Feb 14, 2018 8:22 pm

if anyone is on the fence about who their valentine is, maybe this will entice you:

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Postby Autarch » Wed Feb 14, 2018 8:23 pm

chad's going to leak the admirer list.
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Postby fuckles » Wed Feb 14, 2018 8:25 pm

Nice got one
Cyril Sneer wrote:INSANE post. I could literally read it for hours.
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Postby easy » Wed Feb 14, 2018 8:27 pm

VHB wrote:you all everybody
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Postby ratbags » Wed Feb 14, 2018 8:28 pm

have a nice dinner, chad
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