Internet phrases that make you want to gouge your eyes out

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
We'll kick your ass in

Postby Grey Poupon » Fri Feb 23, 2018 4:53 am

This.
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Postby Brevity » Fri Feb 23, 2018 5:06 am

So much this.
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Postby ashtrayheart » Fri Feb 23, 2018 5:10 am

who’s going to tell them?
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Postby aububs » Fri Feb 23, 2018 5:14 am

normie
no buddy not really
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Postby miss black america » Fri Feb 23, 2018 5:28 am

[location], i am in you
hahaha mad me chuckle that
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Postby Slip N Slide Tragedy » Fri Feb 23, 2018 5:55 am

right in the feels
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Postby chimp » Fri Feb 23, 2018 5:59 am

miss black america wrote:[location], i am in you


basically anything referring to a location like it's a person
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Postby Grey Poupon » Fri Feb 23, 2018 6:22 am

Steak and a blow job.
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Postby jewels » Fri Feb 23, 2018 6:30 am

posting something with some the preface of, "i'm not crying, you're crying." or, "i think I have something in my eye."
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Postby Johan POOPLER » Fri Feb 23, 2018 7:18 am

"hope you're doing well"
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so what did he have to say about manly attraction to sheep?

i dunno. it's a very sad aspect of our nature, but also one of the foundations of love

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Postby Kenny » Fri Feb 23, 2018 7:21 am

A shorter thread would be internet phrases you like
Image [PEACE] [LOVE] [UNITY] [RESPECT] ImageImage

You are a sacred being of light projected into reality for a purpose. Demand the right to your moment in this holographic gift with no rules, no borders, except for those who you choose to accept and live by.

Just wanna play videogames all the time and everyday.
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Postby LloydChristmas » Fri Feb 23, 2018 7:25 am

That <thing> tho
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Postby office plant » Fri Feb 23, 2018 7:37 am

This guy verbs!
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Postby Kenny » Fri Feb 23, 2018 7:44 am

I "did a thing", because "random word"

I took a picture of my cats, because cats
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Just wanna play videogames all the time and everyday.
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Postby terminus » Fri Feb 23, 2018 8:05 am

"be well man, seriously"
we gotta be normal, we can't be weird
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Postby BlackSugar » Fri Feb 23, 2018 8:43 am

the whole bro daddy-o schtick of pounds, slays, demolishes etc
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Postby lordofdiapers » Fri Feb 23, 2018 8:53 am

We get it you dont like bingo

Give it a rest
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Fri Feb 23, 2018 8:57 am

As far as this board goes, thread titles like "Can we talk about _______?"/"Is there a thread about _______?"/etc
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Fri Feb 23, 2018 8:57 am

As far as this board goes, thread titles like "Can we talk about _______?"/"Is there a thread about _______?"/etc
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Fri Feb 23, 2018 8:57 am

As far as this board goes, thread titles like "Can we talk about _______?"/"Is there a thread about _______?"/etc

EDIT: I also hate double posts!

EDIT AGAIN:: Triple posts!
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Postby BlackSugar » Fri Feb 23, 2018 9:24 am

lordofdiapers wrote:We get it you dont like bingo

Give it a rest

apart from one post almost a year ago, which I apologized for, please point to this series of posts I've made that warrants me taking a rest
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Postby lordofdiapers » Fri Feb 23, 2018 9:27 am

(That was the joke)
Stuntman wrote:Does anyone remember Late Night Cheeseburger? That was my jam. Tasted like BO.
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Postby BlackSugar » Fri Feb 23, 2018 9:27 am

well
I come like a thousand doves
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Postby Ted Pikul » Fri Feb 23, 2018 9:31 am

Birthday month
loaf angel wrote:I love how Ted makes every thread as a testament to how fucking boring he is.

"I bought a new garden hose mk 2"
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Postby you're a fucking great guy » Fri Feb 23, 2018 9:35 am

So me
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Postby powderfinger » Fri Feb 23, 2018 9:36 am

I am here for it
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Postby hadlex » Fri Feb 23, 2018 9:37 am

Totes adorbs
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Postby mortimer » Fri Feb 23, 2018 9:43 am

“Hooo boy”
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Postby Celiac » Fri Feb 23, 2018 10:19 am

"Adulting" or general usage of "adult" as a verb
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Postby clouds » Fri Feb 23, 2018 10:29 am

Eyeball Kid wrote:As far as this board goes, thread titles like "Can we talk about _______?"/"Is there a thread about _______?"/etc


i don't think i have ever noticed these here. the first one at least.
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