Internet phrases that make you want to gouge your eyes out

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
We'll kick your ass in

Postby Grey Poupon » Thu Oct 11, 2018 4:08 pm

Everything wrong with ________
My listening experience in balanced mode reveals the great depth of EARTH
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Postby joe » Thu Oct 11, 2018 5:49 pm

One, nothing wrong with __________
Two, nothing wrong with __________
Three, nothing wrong with _________
Four, nothing wrong with __________
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Postby odilon redon » Sat Oct 13, 2018 12:59 pm

“fam”
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Postby pana » Sat Oct 13, 2018 1:06 pm

"if you know you know" and "these ain't it chief" (twitter sneakerheads love this) are kinda starting to get on my nerves lately tbh
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Postby nautical hyperblast » Sat Oct 13, 2018 1:49 pm

saw a vice article about how bad a star is born soundtrack is born is ended saying the soundtrack 'slaps'
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Postby Amblin » Sat Oct 13, 2018 1:51 pm

simply love a/to ________
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Postby inmate » Sat Oct 13, 2018 2:01 pm

tea
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Postby alaska » Sat Oct 13, 2018 4:07 pm



one of my favorite podcasts did an episode partially about this

https://soundcloud.com/relentless-picnic/ep-28-ragnarok
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Postby Sobieski » Sat Oct 13, 2018 4:17 pm

pana wrote:"if you know you know" and "these ain't it chief" (twitter sneakerheads love this) are kinda starting to get on my nerves lately tbh

'this ain't it chief' is something my brain started saying to itself almost without my choosing
sm//o/ke le/ss weed
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Postby evil olive » Sat Oct 13, 2018 4:21 pm

Cross post from NBA thread, even though this is on a golf course

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listen,
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Postby scrambled » Sat Oct 13, 2018 4:45 pm

Sobieski wrote:
pana wrote:"if you know you know" and "these ain't it chief" (twitter sneakerheads love this) are kinda starting to get on my nerves lately tbh

'this ain't it chief' is something my brain started saying to itself almost without my choosing


for me i can't stop saying "weird flex but ok" in my head and out loud and i know i'm just going to ruin it
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Postby inmate » Sat Oct 13, 2018 5:07 pm

Sobieski wrote:
pana wrote:"if you know you know" and "these ain't it chief" (twitter sneakerheads love this) are kinda starting to get on my nerves lately tbh

'this ain't it chief' is something my brain started saying to itself almost without my choosing

yeah i haven't been able to get it out of my head since i first heard it
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Postby Dedalus » Sat Oct 13, 2018 7:02 pm

alaska wrote:


one of my favorite podcasts did an episode partially about this

https://soundcloud.com/relentless-picnic/ep-28-ragnarok



I love this podcast, consistently great.

Has this been posted yet in thread? https://twitter.com/husbandsrevenge/sta ... 1219595269
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Postby bruceagain » Sat Oct 13, 2018 7:45 pm

Maybe you should get off the internet
The Internet is supposed to be fun. If you're not enjoying yourself, you can leave the forum forever and never look back.
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Postby bruceagain » Sat Oct 13, 2018 7:52 pm

I made my peace a long time ago
The Internet is supposed to be fun. If you're not enjoying yourself, you can leave the forum forever and never look back.
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Postby Quixotic » Sat Oct 13, 2018 10:12 pm

evil olive wrote:Cross post from NBA thread, even though this is on a golf course

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are all 4 of them wearing the same pair of nikes?
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Postby Rumpleforeskin » Sat Oct 13, 2018 10:20 pm

the hero we need/deserve, etc...
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Postby blues » Sun Oct 14, 2018 3:52 am

can we fuckin murder 'living my best life' and all its variants
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Postby jewels » Sun Oct 14, 2018 11:26 am

I find "Saturday's are for the boys" oddly endearing considering how much I hate that website and the message of the phrase.
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Postby jewels » Sun Oct 14, 2018 11:31 am

"no lies detected" is probably the first black expression that has annoyed me before white people started abusing it.

probably won't gouge my eyes out over it.

probably
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Postby nautical hyperblast » Sun Oct 14, 2018 11:38 am

this thread tho
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Postby Chyet » Sun Oct 14, 2018 11:50 am

edit wrong thread
ad astra per alia porci/harken' up, cowards/and hell is dark
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Postby Messenger » Sun Oct 14, 2018 12:55 pm

I always thought it was pretty dumb when, in the middle of a really heated debate, someone who hasn't been participating decides to post some variation of:

"Hey, what's this thread about?"
"Wow, what's going on in here?"
"I don't understand this thread, help"
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Postby warmjets » Sun Oct 14, 2018 3:02 pm

blues wrote:can we fuckin murder 'living my best life' and all its variants


Yup and where the hell did this come from. The Situation?
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Postby Messenger » Sun Oct 14, 2018 3:59 pm

Anyone who says "I just threw up in my mouth a little bit" should be charged with a felony.
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Postby nice pass » Fri Nov 02, 2018 11:07 pm

lol
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Postby hoopdog » Fri Nov 02, 2018 11:36 pm

I was just looking for this thread the other day, in order to announce that "weird flex but ok" has really been beaten to death by the internet at this time
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Postby worrywort » Sat Nov 03, 2018 12:00 am

^^^^^^underrated post
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Postby Buddy Knox » Sat Sep 07, 2019 10:58 pm

"Joker's trick" is fast approaching eye-gouge territory.
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Postby incoherent grunting » Sat Sep 07, 2019 11:00 pm

"it me" is good again
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