Internet phrases that make you want to gouge your eyes out

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
We'll kick your ass in

Postby Seamus » Wed Oct 16, 2019 10:10 am

"You love to see it" has gone too far
Raise. Hell. All. Summer. Long.

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Postby Rainbow Battle Kid » Wed Oct 16, 2019 10:30 am

Seamus wrote:"You love to see it" has gone too far

you truly hate to see it
Much Honoured Lord Nefarious wrote:rainbow battle kid you can kindly get the FUCK out of this thread while the adults have actual STAR WARS discussions.
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Postby Annie May » Wed Oct 16, 2019 10:33 am

Buddy Knox wrote:On any YouTube tangentially related to Japan or Japanese language/culture you will find 10,000 comments that are "Top 10 anime fights of all time."

It doesn't even have to be related to japan, zoomers love this one
hamberders & covfefe
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Postby garbiel » Wed Oct 16, 2019 10:37 am

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Postby Kenny » Wed Oct 16, 2019 10:39 am

"this slaps"
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Postby Kenny » Wed Oct 16, 2019 10:39 am

Basically anything anybody ever posts on reddit or imgur
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Postby Catullus » Wed Oct 16, 2019 12:24 pm

sorry bucko but slaps is here to stay
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Postby Daft Pun » Fri Nov 29, 2019 6:52 pm

referring to disney as The Mouse or House of Mouse

maybe not technically an internet phrase, but i've been seeing this so much around the release of their streaming service.
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Postby nautical hyperblast » Fri Nov 29, 2019 9:10 pm

Kenny wrote:Basically anything anybody ever posts on reddit or imgur

reddit posts that are like
"this ________ (thing that picture is of)"

"i'm screaming/cackling/dead"
mood/vibe/vibe check
"if that/this isn't me"
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Postby Happy and Healthy! » Fri Nov 29, 2019 9:14 pm

This shit is mid-tier blue checkmark mad lib for many underserved likes:



I've meant to RT reply every time one of the fucking things trends but it turns out I'm too chickenshit
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Postby auspice » Fri Nov 29, 2019 9:30 pm

Kenny wrote:"this slaps"


still confused as to where/how this originated and why anyone thought it would be cool to say.

it's literally always the dorkiest people I know saying this on twitter
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Postby dusky » Fri Nov 29, 2019 9:33 pm

auspice wrote:
Kenny wrote:"this slaps"


still confused as to where/how this originated and why anyone thought it would be cool to say.

it's literally always the dorkiest people I know saying this on twitter


we've been over this but could revisit it: originated bay area in the early 90s and was popularized by the hyphy movement. it's been around here forever, it was good, but like most good things white people have run it into the ground and it is now raising the roof levels.
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Postby draw » Fri Nov 29, 2019 9:36 pm

"hot take" just stop
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Postby scrambled » Fri Nov 29, 2019 10:15 pm

any equivalent of 'my eyes are sweating' or any euphemism for not wanting to admit that you're crying
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