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Postby son of chucky » Tue May 15, 2018 12:35 am

I hate super hero movies. It seems like they’re making more and more of them, so it’s becoming somewhat of a burden for me to avoid discussion of them on the internet. They’re really dumb. They’re a bunch of special effects + no plot + an endless barrage of extremely corny jokes. The last one I can remember enjoying was the second dark knight, which was the only one I saw. Why so serious, anyone?

I’ll orobably see black panther because I like that director, but I’ll probably end up angry that I wasted 2 hours. I assume it’s 2 hours at least because all movies are too long nowadays. 99% of superhero movies are exactly the same as one another, and I hate them.

By the way I include Star Wars in this. I hate all Star Wars.
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Postby fresco painter » Tue May 15, 2018 12:40 am

superhero movies are dumb but they're like the mythologie of our time man
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Postby worrywort » Tue May 15, 2018 12:54 am

try to be less hateful going forward
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Postby jalapeño ranch » Tue May 15, 2018 1:03 am

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Postby Thrustin Jeroux » Tue May 15, 2018 1:05 am

movies have been around 2 hours on average for a long time, my friend
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Postby spix et chicho » Tue May 15, 2018 1:14 am

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Postby dusky » Tue May 15, 2018 1:19 am

trouble wrote:i don't like em either so i don't watch them. It's pretty easy enough.


yup.
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Postby dusky » Tue May 15, 2018 1:23 am

much to my 9 year old self's disappointment i had to recently face the fact that i actually only really like 2/11(?) star wars movies and therefore think star wars stinks more than not.
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Postby guidance » Tue May 15, 2018 1:37 am

what about meteor man
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Postby fresco painter » Tue May 15, 2018 1:37 am

nerd culture is sort of limited in some unacknowledged ways though if we're being perfectly honest
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Postby vivian darko » Tue May 15, 2018 1:39 am

it's very limited but i don't think it's that unacknowledged
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Postby DRAGONS 666 » Tue May 15, 2018 3:02 am

idk anything about twitter or superhero movies and its amazingly easy to avoid, even posting here on forums.hipinion.com
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Postby Kwisatz Haderach » Tue May 15, 2018 5:01 am

Black panther is not as good as its fanfare suggests. If you hate superhero movies you probably won’t like it.
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Postby Kwisatz Haderach » Tue May 15, 2018 5:02 am

dusky wrote:much to my 9 year old self's disappointment i had to recently face the fact that i actually only really like 2/11(?) star wars movies and therefore think star wars stinks more than not.

Which ones do you like?
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Postby Geoff » Tue May 15, 2018 5:13 am

I also dislike superhero movies.
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Postby Kenny » Tue May 15, 2018 5:15 am

Yeah, Superhero movies do nothing for me. I'm a dork in so many ways, but I just don't care about them at all
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Postby Prof. Horatio Hufnagel » Tue May 15, 2018 5:39 am

spider man (2002)
spider man 2 (2004)

they're the good superhero movies

maybe spider man 3 (2007) but i can't remember
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Postby mancubz » Tue May 15, 2018 6:07 am

definitely not spider man 3
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Postby mancubz » Tue May 15, 2018 6:08 am

well i mean it's great but it's also absolute trash
not 'amazing spider man' trash though, because that aborted trilogy... WOOF
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Postby Prof. Horatio Hufnagel » Tue May 15, 2018 6:10 am

mancubz wrote:well i mean it's great but it's also absolute trash
not 'amazing spider man' trash though, because that aborted trilogy... WOOF


yeah, i need to rewatch it to see if emo peter etc is endearing or annoying. the idea is very funny to me, and isn't too far from what i like about the first two anyway
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Postby shark week » Tue May 15, 2018 8:15 am

i hate these movies too

avoiding discussion of these movies on the internet should be easy. i know i've managed to do it. but i do get a sense of dread about them. these movies are everywhere in pop culture and there are so many of them. they seem to function as a common thread of interest for many people. but i only have very critical thoughts about them. i find the lack of dialogue and special effects to be pretty specious.

i love long films. duration is not an issue for me. the last superhero movie i saw in full was Iron Man. i didn't watch any of the new Star Wars and i don't think i ever will.
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Postby Kenny » Tue May 15, 2018 8:19 am

Superhero movies are just one of the many numerous things I have to pretend to be slightly interested but haven't seen yet when normies ask me if I've seen/heard/etc. them
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Postby walt whitman » Tue May 15, 2018 8:22 am

Geoff wrote:I also dislike superhero movies.

It’s unwatchable trash and also apparently very rude to point this out
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Postby Rainbow Battle Kid » Tue May 15, 2018 8:44 am

walt whitman wrote:It’s unwatchable trash


walt whitman wrote:apparently very rude



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Postby Poptone » Tue May 15, 2018 8:51 am

booo hoooo


i hate most sports - you want to talk about unavoidable subjects?
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Postby bongo » Tue May 15, 2018 8:52 am

ive been watching a bunch of american 70s/80s action/crime/thriller movies lately made by big studios like MGM or whatever and thinking about how unfortunate it is that superhero movies get studio priority over movies about like haggard old cons breaking out of a prison in alaska, amateur soldiers being stalked in a swamp, or just "driver" movies broadly speaking. it sucks that the only time we get films like this theyre expressly throwback cover movies like logan lucky or baby driver or whatever.

lets have the superhero movies stop and good hollywood action/crime movies come back in their place. thatd be good! i know this isnt a 1:1 but i really do feel like if there was less of an emphasis on churning out marvel movies we'd see more interesting/original genre movies.
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Postby Poptone » Tue May 15, 2018 8:52 am

bongo you fuck with Southern Comfort?
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Postby Kenny » Tue May 15, 2018 8:53 am

Poptone wrote:booo hoooo


i hate most sports - you want to talk about unavoidable subjects?


Make a thread about how bad it is
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Postby The Priest » Tue May 15, 2018 8:53 am

I don't like them but I have a four year old so
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