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Postby Poptone » Wed May 16, 2018 2:23 pm

oh god those cannonball marks on his chest make him look like a hivetit fuck
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Postby mites » Wed May 16, 2018 2:29 pm

Marx & Engels wrote:This is what I hoped the Star Wars one-off films would lead to. Just do a space action comedy or something with no connection to existing storylines or fealty to the style of old movies

What would make this a Star Wars movie?
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Postby goofjan » Wed May 16, 2018 2:30 pm

mites wrote:
Marx & Engels wrote:This is what I hoped the Star Wars one-off films would lead to. Just do a space action comedy or something with no connection to existing storylines or fealty to the style of old movies

What would make this a Star Wars movie?

Porkins.
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Postby Marx & Engels » Wed May 16, 2018 2:35 pm

Yeah I was gonna say Porkins
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Postby Poptone » Wed May 16, 2018 2:41 pm

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Postby bongo » Wed May 16, 2018 3:07 pm

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Postby Poptone » Wed May 16, 2018 3:12 pm

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Postby Poptone » Wed May 16, 2018 3:13 pm

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Postby cooly » Wed May 16, 2018 3:15 pm

spix et chicho wrote:cooly's post is well-intentioned but I can't help but lol at the idea of bringing Die Nibelungen up in this thread. it's like saying you read Ready Player One and it made you wistful for HG Wells.

yea i get that. i almost made a similar post in the marvel thread a while ago when i was trying to explain why i found the visual direction of the marvel movies uninspiring but held back. i just thought it might be useful to have some concretes on how i think fantasy films can have more weight and how visual design can play into that.
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Postby number none » Wed May 16, 2018 3:17 pm

I wanted more of this stuff in Ragnarok

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Postby Poptone » Wed May 16, 2018 3:22 pm

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Postby cartola » Wed May 16, 2018 3:38 pm

Are you all holding the criterion collection tight to the chest or what?

Also 50s crime movies????

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Postby DRAGONS 666 » Wed May 16, 2018 3:46 pm

i think this was the last sequel i felt was actually targeted towards me
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Postby vivian darko » Wed May 16, 2018 3:46 pm

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Postby DRAGONS 666 » Wed May 16, 2018 3:47 pm

my favourite film is titanic. the last think i was very excited for and felt like it was made with an audience like me in mind was aggretsuko. it was ten outta ten.
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Postby DRAGONS 666 » Wed May 16, 2018 3:48 pm

thank u spider man
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Postby i feel fine » Wed May 16, 2018 3:50 pm

that upside down kiss was so hot. i love kirsten dunst. i esp love her perfect teeth
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Postby Poptone » Wed May 16, 2018 3:51 pm

vivian darko wrote:i drnank coffee and now i have made mistakes



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Postby i feel fine » Wed May 16, 2018 3:51 pm

her. perfect. teeth.
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Postby i feel fine » Wed May 16, 2018 3:52 pm

toby whatever was fucking vile fuck him. tho i would fuck him
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Postby Poptone » Wed May 16, 2018 3:52 pm

Daft Pun wrote:her. perfect. teeth.



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Postby Poptone » Wed May 16, 2018 3:56 pm

Did you know that Tenacious D: The Pick of Destiny is getting a sequel?

Hollywood's gone crazy!!!
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Postby Splash Montgomery » Wed May 16, 2018 3:57 pm

I didn't read the thread did anyone say how cool all u guys are for not liking super hero movies
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Postby Poptone » Wed May 16, 2018 3:59 pm

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Postby morbo » Wed May 16, 2018 7:40 pm

A few months ago a couple of my coworkers were talking and one guy starts describing this movie he'd seen recently, telling the other guy he should check it out.

So the guy asks in this real snarky tone "well are there any SUPERHEROES in it?"

The other guy says no and he responds "OH, well I'm NOT interested."

I think about that exchange a lot. Like what did this guy do before all the superhero movies? Did he not enjoy cinema? Why are movies only worth watching if they have superheroes in them? Why did he sound so offended that someone would even watch or make or create anything that didn't involve superheroes? What's so great about superheroes anyway?
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Postby Viz » Wed May 16, 2018 7:43 pm

Has anyone mentioned in here that there are other action being made right now, but they all star the Rock . . .
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Postby john plainman » Wed May 16, 2018 8:08 pm

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Postby john plainman » Wed May 16, 2018 8:09 pm

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Postby surly » Wed May 16, 2018 8:45 pm

light rail coyote wrote:it's based on an actual book and not comics

i know this was hours ago but

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