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Postby separator » Tue Dec 11, 2018 8:59 am

It Follows is a trash movie

The Guest on the other hand is a masterpiece
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Postby Mesh » Tue Dec 11, 2018 9:06 am

Star Wars 2 makes Star Wars 1 look like Star Wars 4.
...brewed into the common yeast of the waves.
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Postby trouble » Tue Dec 11, 2018 9:29 am

canonical or chronological?
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Postby goofjan » Tue Dec 11, 2018 10:09 am

The Guest is so good.
plz if u get a chanse put some flowrs on algernons grave kthxbye
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Postby mellowgold » Tue Dec 11, 2018 10:12 am

goofjan wrote:The Guest is so good.
wimbledon, strawberries, bubbles, please protect me. happy midsumma, hope you spend it in your heart, everyone is there. bitch.
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Postby aububs » Tue Dec 11, 2018 10:22 am

mellowgold wrote:
loaf angel wrote:It Follows is so good

mellowgold wrote:
goofjan wrote:The Guest is so good.
no buddy not really
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Postby OKterrific » Tue Dec 11, 2018 10:26 am

I feel like it's not mentioned enough that this dude's first movie is about a college kid trying to fuck twin sisters that go to his high school
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Postby odilon redon » Tue Dec 11, 2018 11:02 am

easy wrote:it follows isn’t dumb enough to work as a lark and not smart enough to be what it’s actually trying to be

i dunno sorry but that movie did absolutely zilch for me


don’t want to be an internet mean but i can’t ignore how comically vapid this bit of movie criticism is like what in the hell is his supposed to even mean lol

could anyone be a pal and up the guest to the db pretty please
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Postby easy » Tue Dec 11, 2018 11:03 am

thanks
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Postby Feech La Manna » Tue Dec 11, 2018 11:04 am

why's everyone in this thread so mad
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Postby easy » Tue Dec 11, 2018 11:05 am

should I let you edit that again or can I post a reply
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Postby odilon redon » Tue Dec 11, 2018 11:07 am

easy wrote:should I let you edit that again or can I post a reply


lol do what you gotta do
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Postby hey nathan » Tue Dec 11, 2018 11:10 am

easy articulated what I thought of It Follows

for those who like It Follows and The Guest, do you like this movie Bellflower too?
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Postby goofjan » Tue Dec 11, 2018 11:12 am

I'm lukewarm on It Follows, love The Guest, and hated Bellflower.
plz if u get a chanse put some flowrs on algernons grave kthxbye
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Postby easy » Tue Dec 11, 2018 11:16 am

admittedly I remember not a whole lot about It Follows because it was nearly four years ago when I last saw it/thought about it but all I meant by that comment was that the script imposes a not-so-simple set of rules on itself and then stages an increasingly dumber series of set pieces that break The Rules Of The Thing that the movie was very deliberate in communicating, or at the very least suggesting

it's too rules-based for me for me to achieve horror bliss and ultimately too silly to be rules-based in the first place. it's stuck between gears.
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Postby elaine » Tue Dec 11, 2018 11:17 am

ive seen all those films but cant figure out why i should be thinking of them right now, but since i'm doing it now i might aswell add American Ultra to that list of films, cause it's the first film i can think about atm
I'm alright, don't nobody worry 'bout me .... BLACK IT OUT... BLACK IT OUT.... BLACK IT ALL OUT

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Postby hey nathan » Tue Dec 11, 2018 11:17 am

ok thx goofjan, I understand it all now, except the spell Under Silverlake has cast o'er me!!!
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Postby elaine » Tue Dec 11, 2018 11:18 am

the only thing I understand is that It definitely follows
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Postby easy » Tue Dec 11, 2018 11:20 am

I remember enjoying how cheeky the movie is with its anachronisms, and they're certainly fun to chew on, but I wanted a movie that tonally and atmospherically, existed in whatever world the e-reader thing occupies. instead, I got boring exurban sprawl , bad final boss battle, and kids talking funny?? I don't know! not for me!!
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Postby easy » Tue Dec 11, 2018 11:20 am

elaine wrote:the only thing I understand is that It definitely follows


yeah this is spot-on. it follows for sure.
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Postby easy » Tue Dec 11, 2018 11:23 am

I also vaguely remember it follows tabling some interesting questions about the differences between certain neighborhoods of detroit and the ostensible effect of the It Following on people of different socioeconomic groups, and then it did...nothing... with any of that?
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Postby goofjan » Tue Dec 11, 2018 11:26 am

goofjan wrote:I'm lukewarm on It Follows, love The Guest, and hated Bellflower.

hey nathan wrote:ok thx goofjan, I understand it all now, except the spell Under Silverlake has cast o'er me!!!


you're welcome I have a laminated card in my wallet that states my opinions on IF, Guest and Bellflower. Just in case I'm in an accident or something.

man oh man, Bellflower is shit.
plz if u get a chanse put some flowrs on algernons grave kthxbye
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Postby odilon redon » Tue Dec 11, 2018 11:26 am

easy i truly don’t mean any offense by this (i’m not mad!) but the way you seemingly react to films is very alien to me
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Postby vivian darko » Tue Dec 11, 2018 11:28 am

easy wrote:I also vaguely remember it follows tabling some interesting questions about the differences between certain neighborhoods of detroit and the ostensible effect of the It Following on people of different socioeconomic groups, and then it did...nothing... with any of that?

this is actually why it follows is good

if the commentary on race/parental fears of miscegenation was more pronounced it would be a much less interesting movie
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Postby easy » Tue Dec 11, 2018 11:29 am

odilon redon wrote:easy i truly don’t mean any offense by this (i’m not mad!) but the way you seemingly react to films is very alien to me


cool dude thanks for being open to me expand on my thoughts
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Postby easy » Tue Dec 11, 2018 11:29 am

vivian darko wrote:
easy wrote:I also vaguely remember it follows tabling some interesting questions about the differences between certain neighborhoods of detroit and the ostensible effect of the It Following on people of different socioeconomic groups, and then it did...nothing... with any of that?

this is actually why it follows is good

if the commentary on race/parental fears of miscegenation was more pronounced it would be a much less interesting movie


maybe. I can definitely see a timeline where I'm complaining asbout this, to be fair.
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Postby G_S » Tue Dec 11, 2018 11:30 am

Feech La Manna wrote:why's everyone in this thread so mad


idk but I'm kinda loving it

still not forgiving you idiots for the Widows thread tho
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Postby elaine » Tue Dec 11, 2018 11:30 am

vivian darko wrote:
easy wrote:I also vaguely remember it follows tabling some interesting questions about the differences between certain neighborhoods of detroit and the ostensible effect of the It Following on people of different socioeconomic groups, and then it did...nothing... with any of that?

this is actually why it follows is good

if the commentary on race/parental fears of miscegenation was more pronounced it would be a much less interesting movie


yeah, it's supposed to follow, you can't just expect it to be there, then there'd be nothing left to follow and the film would just be called "here it is"
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Postby easy » Tue Dec 11, 2018 11:32 am

what if it stopped following, though?

what we need is a gritty reboot where it just fucks off and lives off the grid for a while. maybe learns how to whittle.
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