IT'S THE SOCCER 2018/19: it's over, let's go home

Let's talk Aguachile Alley

Postby Lucky » Thu May 31, 2018 7:44 pm



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We all love Leeds United FC

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Italian Serie A
Juventus: iambic, acidity regulator
Udinese: darkendofthestreet
Genoa I think? Who cares: acapelli, jabberwocky
AC Milan: cyantific

Serie B
Cosenza: Jabberwocky

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Liga MX
Santos Laguna: Lucky
Pumas UNAM: ecto, lil zorb
FC Juarez: Bernie, rumpleforeskin

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English Premier League
Everton: mites, Lucky, SVC, fury, surly, cartola, beave
Newcastle United: Gallits, danslog, Pissy Dan
Manchester United: delgriffith, number none, pana, d2michael, various artists, wong, duff, Night porter
Tottenham Hotspur: big fuckin zorb, fraew, trope, dimetrodons, figaro, plashy
Chelsea: jesse, cyantific, seafoam
West Ham United: darkendofthestreet
Manchester City: Rumpleforeskin
Cardiff City: millar
Brighton & Hove Albion: pocket shepherd
Fulham: seriesfinale, Geoff, mcwop
All of these people are evil: gauchebag, joe, sadville, miss black america, jabberwocky, scrumptown, arushofwings, zolpidem tartrate, kid chameleon, junglejim, bloo, chargie
Liverpool: Seamus, Bernie, bicycle made for two, ecto

English Football League Championship
Western Brom: John Dark
Aston Villa: badminton, R C
Middlesbrough: Billa Clack
Norwich: 5% Tint, iambic
Birmingham City FC: noiseandpop
Leeds United: sports fan of the year, deep space
Nottingham Forest: eleanor

English Football League One
Charlton Athletic: fraew
AFC Wimbledon: Geoff

English Southern Premier League South
Staines Town: Ghost of Spartacus

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Spanish La Liga
Real Madrid: R C, Hoxha
Barcelona: pana, seafoam
Clube del Athletico de Madrid. Sad!: fury, kid chameleon

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German Bundesliga
BAYERN MUNCHEN AFC mate: CONE
Borussia Dortmund: pana, seafoam, shark week

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French Ligue Un
Marsssseillessss: Grayfox
PSG: pony, water to whales
LYON: GAL

Ligue Deux
Lorient: badminton

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The Major League United States of America and Canada Soccer Championships
Eastern Conference
New York Red Bulls: kid pretentious, acapelli, Zurich
DC United: Grayfox, surly, cartola
New England Revolution: KALM
Houston Dynamo: rivalite
Philadelphia Union: Guy Incognito
Sporting Kansas City: R C

Western Conference
Portland Timbers: darkendofthestreet

USA National Premier Soccer League
Detroit City: Zurich

USA USL League
Nashville FC: sadville
RBNU2: Zurich, acapelli
Charlotte Independence: Bernie
FC Cincinatti: inspectorhound


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Mexico league I guess

Pumas UNAM: big zorb, bernie

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Scottish Premiership
Celtic: Celtic#1, junglejim, Rumpleforeskin, tolka
Rangers: Nacho Novo
Aberdeen: darkendofthestreet
Heart of Midlothian: MonkeyTennis
Hibernian: Zurich

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Dutch Eredivisie
Ajax: rik pik
Feyenoord: Pris
PEC Zwolle: Pris

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League of Ireland Premier Division
Finn Harps: tolka, number none
Bohemians FC: acidity regulator

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Swiss Super League
FC Basel: starttomelt

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Australian A-League
Wellington Phoenix: fraew, Geoff
Perth Glory: darkendofthestreet

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Brazilian Campeonato Brasileiro Série A
Sport Club Corinthians Paulista: joe

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Portuguese Primeira Liga
Porto: anormal

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Belgian Pro League
Anderlecht: ANU

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Cypriot First Division
APOEL: pana

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Norwegian Tippeligaen
Rosenborg: uaxactun

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Danish Superligaen
Brøndby: super gas

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The Good Old League O' Finland
FC Lahti: acidity regulator

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01-06: Welcome back to the nightmare
04-06: The Pottman Cometh
05-06: VITAL US Open Cup 4th round starts tonight!!
06-06: A Dalot with the Devils
10-06: Salah-dyrov
13-06: It's the World Cup/Coupe du Monde/Weltmeisterschaft
21-06: The worst trade deal in the history of trade deals
29-06: Retaini Fellaini
04-07: Fulham to win premier league !
08-07 - The Magpies gone and done a new kit
10-07 - so Roma's sponsors are Qatar and Betway now
Sarri 4 tha wait / Sarri seems to be the hardest word
23 July - Yes, no, maybe.. I'm sorry - can you repeat the question?
july mate - CHEL$KI SPLASH OUT ON ROB GREEN
what - it's boiler man, what do you expect
7th of Aug - Kepa 2 Kensington, Kovacic Kwits, Kroenke Kills Klub
8 de Agosto - Wolfs sign Adamão Traorinho
10-08- the Toffees won the window again
11-08 - the Leeds won the soccer again
12-08 - the Arsenal lost the soccer again
13-08 - El Señor Roondog is back! / I'm tired, Kroenke
15-08 - KDB (Knee Done Broke)
20-08 - thread consensus: never a red
22-08 - Toulouse FC badge update!
24-08 - Wolfs win 1-1!
27-08 - Three for me and two for them
02-09 - Salmon 2 Worms 0
07-09 - Bielsa is the manager of the month
09-09 - The Shawnaissance is on hold
16-09 - #Zlatan500
17-09 - Lads, it's Inter
18-09 - Lads, in fact it's actually Spurs
20-09 - Ronaldo banned from meeting Young Boys
21-09 - hi ben do you want picking up in the morning pal
26-09 - #PogbackAgain
29-09 - Masturbinho 69
06-10 - Four more years!
07-10 - Riyad Haharez
12-10 - Bolt is the Jamaican Piątek
17-10 - Lingard of Arabia
20-10 - Row Z Rabona
31-10 - What success??
09-11 - Alexucks
11-11 - All 4-1 and 1-4 all
15-11 - RIP to the Roondog
19-11 - It's coming home once again
28-11 - Fellaini Time
02-12 - del gets brutally owned pg217
07-12 - Since Fergie's Gone Xmas #1
09-12 - big zorb supports Pumas
11-12 - Bring on the Europa League
16-12 - Tactics Ralph / Shaqtin a Fool
18-12? - millar won a bet!
22-12 - Udinese 1-1 Frosinone / Man Utd are Winter Champions!
26-12 - tonking day
29-12 - I'm a mugsmasher, twisted mugsmasher / Shake it for the spanner of the year
december ish - thanks aubameyang
05-01 - It's the FA Cup/cARLING cuP
09-01 - I can hear the grass grow
11-01 - You only score twice
13-01 - Lads...
18-01 - no more Niasse
19-01 - Niasse at 50
22-01 - poll about the prem theme song
26-01 - everybody likes man u now
30-01 - Gueye it ain't so
02-02 - Wenger out!
06-02 - Loyalty loyalty loyalty
10-02 - Is it too late now to sack Sarri?
19-02- 0-0 / 6-3
26-02 - Spurs sign Molton Brown
27-02 - Spurs are Meltin Down
03-03 - Toffees win 0-0!
06-03 - harry kane looks like jerry falwell, jr / Roma vs Porto extra time fun! / De Rossi with the goal of the night!
08-03 - fuck off Monchi! (Utd Chat Only)
09-03 - the soccer is bad, folks
13-03 - something about VAR??? / two World Wars and 17 CL knockout games
INT BREAK FUCK OFF
29-03 - Utd chat is back!
31-03 - Salah's goalless streak continues
02-04 - Fjord fraud
09-04 - it's the Champs League
12-04 - zorb supports des moines menace now
16-04 - De Ligt for Ajax
17-04 - PORTO OUT OF CL
20-04 - Santos Laguna fans only!
24-04 - Man City played like Santos Laguna!
27-04 - The yellows are back in the Prem!
28-04 - lol Milan
29-04 - shut up u eggs
01-05 - Brescia promoted!
06-05 - Win-cent Kompany
08-05 - Ajax-Spurs tomorrow!
09-05 - Spurs' losing streak ends
11-05 - Leeds are going the hell up!
12-05 - PL Finale: Can Everton secure 8th??? / Tosun seals 8th for Everton!!
14-05 - Villa win the race for Griezmann
16-05 - It's the transfer window
18-05 - The FA Cup stoinks
22-05 - turns out... little monkey fella
25-05 - Arsenal win the Spanish FA Cup!
30-05 - 4rsen1ol
01-06 - it's over, let's go home
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Postby Geoff » Thu May 31, 2018 7:56 pm

I'm a fulham supporter tom + wellington pheonix + afc wimbledon
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Postby scrumptown » Thu May 31, 2018 8:09 pm

i know i haven't posted in a soccer thread in years but i'm almost offended that i'm now off the list of people who are evil
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Postby Lucky » Thu May 31, 2018 8:12 pm

yeah i deleted a buncha people who don't seem to post. if they come in and notice they're missing then fair enough ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Postby groupb » Thu May 31, 2018 8:18 pm

Tom Cruise wrote:yeah i deleted a buncha people who don't seem to post.

you forgot a bunch
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Postby Lucky » Thu May 31, 2018 8:22 pm

slimmed it down some more
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Postby ecto » Thu May 31, 2018 10:06 pm

you forgot lod in arsenal
I'm 15 and want to be a part of this friend now. What can I do? (self.LazerBlade)
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Postby ecto » Thu May 31, 2018 10:07 pm

and we uh, dont talk about the first person listed under liverpool anymore
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Postby big zorb » Thu May 31, 2018 10:08 pm

Figaro posts about spurs a good bit, lucky
Woman: [Possibly smiling or laughing].


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Postby arushofwings » Thu May 31, 2018 10:48 pm

damn i feel like i post frequently enough to make the arsenal list. maybe not!
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Postby sadville » Thu May 31, 2018 10:55 pm

:twisted:
Wild nights - Wild nights!
Were I with thee
Wild nights should be
Our luxury!
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Postby seafoam » Thu May 31, 2018 11:05 pm

Chelsea supporter, Barca, B Dortmund

Some love for Fiorentina and Celta Vigo
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Postby pony » Fri Jun 01, 2018 5:29 am

you can put down water to whales and myself for psg
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Postby Geoff » Fri Jun 01, 2018 5:42 am

fulham back in the premier league yaaaaaa boy.
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Postby R C » Fri Jun 01, 2018 7:00 am

Can I get put down as a supporter of Sporting KC, please?
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Postby acidity regulator » Fri Jun 01, 2018 7:03 am

bohemians fc for me in the paddy league
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Postby wong » Fri Jun 01, 2018 8:02 am

let's do this
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Postby An Indulgent Mother » Fri Jun 01, 2018 8:03 am

Lucky if u add me to the Leeds United list I promise to make more posts than Deep Space and Eleanor
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Postby Lucky » Fri Jun 01, 2018 8:15 am

oh yeah must've deleted yr old username there
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Postby Geoff » Fri Jun 01, 2018 8:16 am

why do you think Arsenal is evil?
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Postby pony » Fri Jun 01, 2018 8:19 am

oh and marseille doesn't take an s
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Postby kid_chameleon » Fri Jun 01, 2018 9:08 am

Please add me to the list of evil people as well as Atleti supporters.
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Postby junglejim » Fri Jun 01, 2018 9:13 am

Add me to the evil list too please

Edit: also is anyone up for World Cup Fantasy this year?
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Postby wong » Fri Jun 01, 2018 9:16 am

junglejim wrote:
Edit: also is anyone up for World Cup Fantasy this year?

What website is doing it?
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Postby junglejim » Fri Jun 01, 2018 9:21 am

Think there will be the McDonald's one, which usually sucks.

Fantasy Iteam is meant to be better http://www.fantasyiteam.com/
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Postby Geoff » Fri Jun 01, 2018 9:23 am

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Postby wong » Fri Jun 01, 2018 9:25 am

junglejim wrote:Think there will be the McDonald's one, which usually sucks.

Fantasy Iteam is meant to be better http://www.fantasyiteam.com/

I'd consider it if there is a few involved!
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Postby junglejim » Fri Jun 01, 2018 9:32 am

Geoff wrote:there's also

viewtopic.php?f=1&t=120254


Fuck yes

wong wrote:I'd consider it if there is a few involved!


yeah for sure!
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Postby zolpidem tartrate » Fri Jun 01, 2018 10:07 am

Thinking I'll post itt this year. Feel free to list me as evil.
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Postby acidity regulator » Fri Jun 01, 2018 11:48 am

Actually put me down for FC Lahti in the Finnish Premier League as well
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