Raccoon climbing a tall building

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
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Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
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Run to your mansions
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Postby uncledoj » Tue Jun 12, 2018 4:45 pm





Little guy has been going at it all day, occasionally pausing for naps
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Postby wendy » Tue Jun 12, 2018 4:47 pm

This makes me very anxious
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Postby dr. badvibes » Tue Jun 12, 2018 4:51 pm

Please put this thread in Member's and only take it back out if the raccoon is confirmed to come down safe.
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Postby uncledoj » Tue Jun 12, 2018 4:51 pm

Yeah I don't like it either. Looks like the building has a pretty rough texture for the little guy to grab onto, at least?
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Postby brian dennehy fan » Tue Jun 12, 2018 5:04 pm

highly distressing
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Postby wintergreen » Tue Jun 12, 2018 5:07 pm

let's see old dan and little ann do that.
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Postby neely o'hara » Tue Jun 12, 2018 5:08 pm

help him!!!
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Postby uncledoj » Tue Jun 12, 2018 7:33 pm

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Postby uncledoj » Tue Jun 12, 2018 7:39 pm

A lot of things tbh
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Postby Seamus » Tue Jun 12, 2018 7:43 pm

this is awful
Raise. Hell. All. Summer. Long.

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Postby Seamus » Tue Jun 12, 2018 7:44 pm

theres no more windows past that point
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Postby Bride of Qualls » Tue Jun 12, 2018 7:53 pm

this raccoon's height hurts me as the world hurts god
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Postby madness and chaos » Tue Jun 12, 2018 7:58 pm

raccoons everywhere lately, all around me, constantly

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Postby Seamus » Tue Jun 12, 2018 8:00 pm

apparently it hasn't had food or water in 48 hours and has lost a lot of weight

it's 1 am here and now i'm not gonna be able to sleep because all i can think about is this raccoon :(
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Postby Bad Craziness » Tue Jun 12, 2018 8:02 pm

How is there not a live feed
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Postby madness and chaos » Tue Jun 12, 2018 8:11 pm

I think there was! Dunno if it's still going..
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Postby Bad Craziness » Tue Jun 12, 2018 8:13 pm

Bad craziness wrote:How is there not a live feed


Ok there’s one back up now

http://minnesota.cbslocal.com/video/channel/324-live/
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Postby south pacific » Tue Jun 12, 2018 8:14 pm

Any confirmation that this is the raccoon from Guardians of the Galaxy?
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Postby madness and chaos » Tue Jun 12, 2018 8:18 pm

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Postby gold and glass » Tue Jun 12, 2018 8:19 pm

how is he doing
fuck you and your corporation
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Postby madness and chaos » Tue Jun 12, 2018 8:22 pm

still asleep
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Postby Bad Craziness » Tue Jun 12, 2018 8:22 pm

south pacific wrote:Any confirmation that this is the raccoon from Guardians of the Galaxy?


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Postby south pacific » Tue Jun 12, 2018 8:25 pm

This is a terrible thought but what if this raccoon has rabies and is in the throes of insanity?
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Postby ratbags » Tue Jun 12, 2018 8:27 pm

the raccoon does not appear to have rabies
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Postby Frank » Tue Jun 12, 2018 8:29 pm

he's climbing up the curved portions of the building
what happens when it gets flat
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Postby ratbags » Tue Jun 12, 2018 8:30 pm

most likely turn around and go back down to where there's ledges again
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Postby wendy » Tue Jun 12, 2018 8:30 pm

south pacific wrote:This is a terrible thought but what if this raccoon has rabies and is in the throes of insanity?

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Postby Milk » Tue Jun 12, 2018 8:30 pm

Well this news has wrecked me for the evening. I won't be ok until i know he's made it to the top. Thing is i have no doubt he CAN make it there without falling in normal conditions, but being that he's exhausted and malnourished then i don't know.... But if french spiderman could climb buildings barehanded for 30 years, surely this raccoon can.

Can those skyscrapers windows not be temporarily removed? Like the next one he's most likely to climb to anyway.... Im assuming he's going straight line up as much as possible.
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Postby ratbags » Tue Jun 12, 2018 8:30 pm

i know this cause of all the raccoons i've had in my yard that i've watched climb up trees only to find the hole they used to poop in covered with chicken wire by my landlord
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