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Milk wrote:the problem is if they left all kinds of good treats on top o the building, now its gonna go to other raccoons and tell them it's really worth the trouble to climb those skyscrapers for food as long as you made sure to eat and drink plenty first. Plus you get a free ride down.
Buddy Glass wrote:There's something kind of Herzogian about this little raccoon just climbing to nowhere because nothing makes sense in this world anymore.
I'm not well versed enough in Herzog to make an attempt at a monologue but I could definitely imagine something along the lines of the ending to The Cave of Forgotten Dreams
The critter was spotted climbing up the corner of the UBS Plaza just before 3 a.m. Wednesday, presumably to find a stash of wet cat food and a live trap waiting to secure it on the rooftop.
And cat food, apparently, is the "cream of the crop" for raccoons.
"It typically is the thing that gets them in," said Christina Valdivia with Wildlife Management Services. She believes the raccoon is about a year old and female.
Bad craziness wrote:For the record, MPRraccoon is a lady
The critter was spotted climbing up the corner of the UBS Plaza just before 3 a.m. Wednesday, presumably to find a stash of wet cat food and a live trap waiting to secure it on the rooftop.
And cat food, apparently, is the "cream of the crop" for raccoons.
"It typically is the thing that gets them in," said Christina Valdivia with Wildlife Management Services. She believes the raccoon is about a year old and female.
I went shrimpin' in Alaska with a native and used cat food. Caught a ton of shrimp too.
Milk » Wed Jun 13, 2018 12:36 pm 
