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Postby Annie May » Wed Jul 25, 2018 5:09 pm

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Postby john plainman » Wed Jul 25, 2018 5:11 pm

i'd want to go to one of these just so i could bellow OH NOOOOOO after the reveal
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Postby Annie May » Wed Jul 25, 2018 5:16 pm

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Postby Bad Craziness » Wed Jul 25, 2018 5:16 pm

I like how the cake accidentally has a whole genderfluid castle right in the middle
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Postby alaska » Wed Jul 25, 2018 5:18 pm

lol someone responded with the crying emoji
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Postby Annie May » Wed Jul 25, 2018 5:21 pm

Bad craziness wrote:I like how the cake accidentally has a whole genderfluid castle right in the middle

The top part on its own could be a trans pride cake
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Postby vhg » Wed Jul 25, 2018 5:23 pm

I'm frequently struck by hearing otherwise reasonable people, who would never do anything like the above, ask expecting parents "do you know the gender yet?"

Do I need some kind of "fetuses don't got a gender" t-shirt?
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Postby Autarch » Wed Jul 25, 2018 5:27 pm

As everyone knows, boys love guns and girls love glitter
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Postby Catullus » Wed Jul 25, 2018 5:40 pm

This shit is fucked up.

Like why

I have friends that I otherwise love who have done this and I’m just like pls don’t.
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Postby Catullus » Wed Jul 25, 2018 5:41 pm

The either or cakes are the weirdest part.
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Postby truncated » Wed Jul 25, 2018 5:48 pm

People from my hs have performed their reveals by shooting a gun at a target that explodes a color
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Postby truncated » Wed Jul 25, 2018 5:49 pm

This is likely the worst possible of the always-bad options, but at least it's the most honest?
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Postby brent » Wed Jul 25, 2018 5:49 pm

john plainman wrote:i'd want to go to one of these just so i could bellow OH NOOOOOO after the reveal

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Legion » Wed Jul 25, 2018 5:49 pm



fuck this shit

though it did make for this

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Postby Catullus » Wed Jul 25, 2018 5:50 pm

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Postby clouds » Wed Jul 25, 2018 5:52 pm

perpetrator or victim?
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Postby famnexdo » Wed Jul 25, 2018 5:53 pm

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Postby screaming emphysema » Wed Jul 25, 2018 7:22 pm



And he’s about to become the face of the official Nazi shoe!
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Postby That Demon Life » Wed Jul 25, 2018 10:50 pm

john plainman wrote:i'd want to go to one of these just so i could bellow OH NOOOOOO after the reveal


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Postby mcwop23 » Wed Jul 25, 2018 11:00 pm

we’re gonna reveal the gender at the shower

we figured it’ll make the grandparents happy since this could be the only one for them

i don’t give a shit personally, it’s gonna be wearing knicks gear regardless
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Postby mcwop23 » Wed Jul 25, 2018 11:01 pm

turns out if you don’t find out the sex you get a lot of elephant stuff
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Postby mcwop23 » Wed Jul 25, 2018 11:03 pm

there’s definitely gonna be a confetti cannon
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Postby The Priest » Wed Jul 25, 2018 11:15 pm

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Postby Autarch » Wed Jul 25, 2018 11:22 pm

when my cousin was born, the birth announcement was just "It's a Fred!" (Fred is a very common name in my family and my cousin is Fred IV). I like that better than announcing the gender.
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Postby Patchouli Jim » Wed Jul 25, 2018 11:30 pm

As VHGISDEAD(woah my phone auto finished this username) said up thread, you are revealing the sex not the gender.
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Postby Feech La Manna » Wed Jul 25, 2018 11:33 pm

Two siblings have done this

One had the colored confetti put in balloons that they popped

The other had everyone in attendance pop off confetti guns with the colored confetti

At the next one there’s definitely gonna be a confetti cannon involved
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Postby clouds » Wed Jul 25, 2018 11:46 pm

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Postby clouds » Wed Jul 25, 2018 11:50 pm

just remembered we has a similar thread

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Postby clouds » Wed Jul 25, 2018 11:51 pm

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Postby Merciel » Thu Jul 26, 2018 12:36 am

Spooky Jim wrote:As VHGISDEAD(woah my phone auto finished this username) said up thread, you are revealing the sex not the gender.


Yeah the whole thing is literally just that Americans are squeamish about saying the word "sex" in the same sentence as "baby."
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