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Postby new blood, » Mon Feb 18, 2019 1:31 pm

thank you : )
i was just going to suggest that maybe everybody should cool out maybe
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Postby blab » Tue Feb 19, 2019 11:25 am

slick new name, new blood,
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Postby i_am_agriculture » Wed Feb 20, 2019 4:00 pm

How many posts do you need to be able to send PMs?
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Postby blab » Wed Feb 20, 2019 7:00 pm

250 iirc
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Postby Bartatua » Wed Feb 20, 2019 7:03 pm

You can send your PMs to me and I'll pass em on
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Postby i_am_agriculture » Thu Feb 21, 2019 1:04 am

Bartatua wrote:You can send your PMs to me and I'll pass em on

Hi user Bartatua, thank you for your kind offer. Please pass the message below to any user of this forum as you see fit. This is an urgent matter, so I appreciate your work.

Subject: Nigerian Astronaut Wants To Come Home
Dr. Bakare Tunde
Astronautics Project Manager
National Space Research and Development Agency (NASRDA)
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Garki, Abuja, FCT NIGERIA

Dear Mr. Sir,

REQUEST FOR ASSISTANCE-STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL

I am Dr. Bakare Tunde, the cousin of Nigerian Astronaut, Air Force Major Abacha Tunde. He was the first African in space when he made a secret flight to the Salyut 6 space station in 1979. He was on a later Soviet spaceflight, Soyuz T-16Z to the secret Soviet military space station Salyut 8T in 1989. He was stranded there in 1990 when the Soviet Union was dissolved. His other Soviet crew members returned to earth on the Soyuz T-16Z, but his place was taken up by return cargo. There have been occasional Progrez supply flights to keep him going since that time. He is in good humor, but wants to come home.

In the 29-years since he has been on the station, he has accumulated flight pay and interest amounting to almost $ 15,000,000 American Dollars. This is held in a trust at the Lagos National Savings and Trust Association. If we can obtain access to this money, we can place a down payment with the Russian Space Authorities for a Soyuz return flight to bring him back to Earth. I am told this will cost $ 3,000,000 American Dollars. In order to access the his trust fund we need your assistance.

Consequently, my colleagues and I are willing to transfer the total amount to your account or subsequent disbursement, since we as civil servants are prohibited by the Code of Conduct Bureau (Civil Service Laws) from opening and/ or operating foreign accounts in our names.

Needless to say, the trust reposed on you at this juncture is enormous. In return, we have agreed to offer you 20 percent of the transferred sum, while 10 percent shall be set aside for incidental expenses (internal and external) between the parties in the course of the transaction. You will be mandated to remit the balance 70 percent to other accounts in due course.

Kindly expedite action as we are behind schedule to enable us include downpayment in this financial quarter.

Please acknowledge the receipt of this message via my direct number 234 (0) 9-234-2220 only.

Yours Sincerely, Dr. Bakare Tunde
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http://www.nasrda.gov.ng/
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Postby dada » Sat Feb 23, 2019 9:00 pm

how many posts do I need to post in the depressed and techno thread
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Postby new blood, » Mon Feb 25, 2019 7:19 pm

Sorry I just hellbanned you for asking
i was just going to suggest that maybe everybody should cool out maybe
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Postby new blood, » Mon Feb 25, 2019 7:20 pm

blab wrote:slick new name, new blood,

Thanks it feels good. Like a real throwback with the comma at the end
i was just going to suggest that maybe everybody should cool out maybe
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Postby drudge » Sun Mar 03, 2019 2:16 pm

hi all-

dusky is locked out of his account. is sending an email still the best way to get sorted?
perhaps at some point i was an energy vampire
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Postby new blood, » Thu Mar 07, 2019 2:31 am

It takes some patience! It happened to me once. Hope you get back in dusky :(
i was just going to suggest that maybe everybody should cool out maybe
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Postby pablito » Thu Mar 14, 2019 11:01 pm

Can we please implement some way to pay to sticky threads? I have products and services I want to offer to Hipinion Nation and I'm willing to create a 10% OFF offer code
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Postby chowder julius » Sat Mar 23, 2019 6:30 am

just wanted to give a public thanks to the mods for keeping things tidy :)
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Postby Butt » Sat Mar 23, 2019 2:56 pm

Hey mods, can you all open up the board and start outlining then coding a way so my post count always stays at 69 no matter how many posts I make?

I'm starting to miss the attention it brought me

And while you've got the board open can you change "bro tones" name to "tones"?

bro tones wrote:could someone drop the bro from my name? i'd like to be simply, "tones"

thanks! :)
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Postby Butt » Sun Mar 24, 2019 9:13 pm

Don't worry, tones

I'm gonna keep on squeaking until you get the grease
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Postby bro tones » Mon Mar 25, 2019 10:35 am

good lookin' out, butt!
benj wrote:rest in peace luggii dead ass
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Postby Butt » Mon Mar 25, 2019 12:46 pm

I've always got one eye watching ;-)
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Postby Butt » Fri Mar 29, 2019 1:47 pm

Is this a message board or the academy awards?

Cause I've never seen a snub as bold as the one being had by bro tones right now
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Postby sadville » Mon Apr 01, 2019 1:34 am

it's the academy awards, i'm afraid
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Postby mercenaries of slime » Fri Apr 05, 2019 3:51 pm

can we get an influx of new teens for some variety please

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Postby chimp » Mon Apr 08, 2019 5:21 am

Do young people still post on message boards though
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Postby lodger » Tue Apr 09, 2019 1:47 am

Hi there. Any chance someone could change my name to smart patrol? Thanks.
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Postby Butt » Tue Apr 09, 2019 1:11 pm

Hi, lodger, welcome to the board

I'm looking forward to seeing you out on the board in some other thread out there :)

Mods, while you've got the board open fiddling around with my post count and changing lodger's name could you do me a solid and change bro tones name to "tones"

bro tones wrote:could someone drop the bro from my name? i'd like to be simply, "tones"

thanks! :)
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Postby mercenaries of slime » Tue Apr 09, 2019 3:22 pm

chimp wrote:Do young people still post on message boards though


not gonna attract any young visionaries with that defeatist attitude, chimp!!
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Postby bro tones » Wed Apr 10, 2019 12:58 pm

Butt wrote:Hi, lodger, welcome to the board

I'm looking forward to seeing you out on the board in some other thread out there :)

Mods, while you've got the board open fiddling around with my post count and changing lodger's name could you do me a solid and change bro tones name to "tones"

bro tones wrote:could someone drop the bro from my name? i'd like to be simply, "tones"

thanks! :)


you freakin' rock, Butt
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Postby landspeedrecord » Fri Apr 12, 2019 3:16 am

we need new blood
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Postby aububs » Fri Apr 12, 2019 5:15 am

I want a red username how do I make that happen
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Postby bro tones » Fri Apr 12, 2019 7:44 am

gotta be willing to give blood, i think
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Postby aububs » Fri Apr 12, 2019 7:59 am

I have 3 quarts of dog's blood in my attic

the first mod to give me a red username gets all of it
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Postby chowder julius » Mon Apr 15, 2019 11:10 pm

i think you can just join the goof troop user group in the control panel. it says you can freely join
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