im stoned (pot) --

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
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Come around
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Postby alaska » Sun Sep 16, 2018 8:21 pm

I am now a Pothead. Please emend the database
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Postby alaska » Sun Sep 16, 2018 8:21 pm

I made that fast typing thead earlier but now? I would not come in second again!
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Postby alaska » Sun Sep 16, 2018 8:22 pm

Some of you may think this a Gimmick like I am lying. Dear reader,
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Postby OLD SAINT RIXX » Sun Sep 16, 2018 8:22 pm

do you have the munchys
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Postby Grumby » Sun Sep 16, 2018 8:22 pm

i have pot (for like a month) and i haven't smoked it because... some reason?

basically i should smoke it.
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Postby Debbie » Sun Sep 16, 2018 8:23 pm

Bring me some (pot)
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Postby alaska » Sun Sep 16, 2018 8:23 pm

No!!!! But I am intrigued by the concept of "food"
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Postby alaska » Sun Sep 16, 2018 8:23 pm

Grumby wrote:i have pot (for like a month) and i haven't smoked it because... some reason?

basically i should smoke it.


If you want to! But if you don'
t, please don't
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Postby Grumby » Sun Sep 16, 2018 8:23 pm

i don't think it will go bad it's in an altoids tin
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Postby alaska » Sun Sep 16, 2018 8:23 pm

I gotta break the little Distraction Timer I have in the corner of my browsaer so I can keep boarding but im not sure if i can :\\\
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Postby big zorb » Sun Sep 16, 2018 8:24 pm

[extremely weed voice] weed
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Postby alaska » Sun Sep 16, 2018 8:24 pm

ill have to download Chrome o rsomething. please dont dox me now thbat u know i use Fire fox
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Postby OLD SAINT RIXX » Sun Sep 16, 2018 8:24 pm

when my friend and I used to get stoned (pot) in our old dorm on lazy saturdays, he'd give me his credit card since he was richer than me and i'd run down to the gas station and get (2) of pretty much every single snack in the entire place and come back with a literal armful and dump it all out on the table for us to feast
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Postby new blood, » Sun Sep 16, 2018 8:24 pm

Me too friend
i was just going to suggest that maybe everybody should cool out maybe
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Postby alaska » Sun Sep 16, 2018 8:24 pm

Classic Dog Avatar wrote:Bring me some (pot)


:shock:
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Postby Grumby » Sun Sep 16, 2018 8:24 pm

i feel like i'm focused on too much shit rn and when i think of weed it's like "no! you're gonna have a panic attack and be lazy" or something, so it just sits.
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Postby alaska » Sun Sep 16, 2018 8:25 pm

RIXX wrote:when my friend and I used to get stoned (pot) in our old dorm on lazy saturdays, he'd give me his credit card since he was richer than me and i'd run down to the gas station and get (2) of pretty much every single snack in the entire place and come back with a literal armful and dump it all out on the table for us to feast



that is sick
the first time i got stoned in high school i ate almost an entire family-sized bag of tostitos and then kicked the salsa jar over by accident and it shattered
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Postby big zorb » Sun Sep 16, 2018 8:25 pm

i'm sober as HECK
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Postby Debbie » Sun Sep 16, 2018 8:25 pm

When I smoke pot I go "shit I bought garbage weed (pot) again but it doesn't matter because I'd have to smoke a suitcase full (of pot) to get any tangible effect"
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Postby alaska » Sun Sep 16, 2018 8:26 pm

IO edited my post Rixx because i saw u edited urs. I emended it although i dont know the difference between the 2 (posts)
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Postby Debbie » Sun Sep 16, 2018 8:26 pm

They I plant an orchid (in a pot)
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Postby alaska » Sun Sep 16, 2018 8:26 pm

Classic Dog Avatar wrote:When I smoke pot I go "shit I bought garbage weed (pot) again but it doesn't matter because I'd have to smoke a suitcase full (of pot) to get any tangible effect"


Yeah and that'd be way too much weed to smoke...
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Postby alaska » Sun Sep 16, 2018 8:27 pm

Classic Dog Avatar wrote:They I plant an orchid (in a pot)


i am in a pot lol
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Postby Grumby » Sun Sep 16, 2018 8:27 pm

i used to have a tolerance but my habits are so few and far between now that i can just get super fucked up
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Postby alaska » Sun Sep 16, 2018 8:27 pm

I smoked some potweed in hig school then freshman year i flipped out and stopped. this is the third time i smopked since then and it's very mellow. A strange situation,
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Postby delgriffith » Sun Sep 16, 2018 8:29 pm

This is a nice feeling, to be stoned (pot)
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Postby Grumby » Sun Sep 16, 2018 8:29 pm

i smoked for what seemed like everyday in highschool for awhile, grade 8 and 9.
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Postby alaska » Sun Sep 16, 2018 8:29 pm

^________________________________^
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Postby alaska » Sun Sep 16, 2018 8:31 pm

new blood, old hat wrote:Me too friend


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Postby vivian darko » Sun Sep 16, 2018 8:33 pm

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