im stoned (pot) --

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
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Postby quinine » Tue Feb 11, 2020 9:05 pm

yo moke

aw moke isn't even here

and I’m not even stoned

but I’m watching this vice kalu yala doc and it makin me feel stones
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Postby milano boy » Wed Feb 12, 2020 11:10 pm

i took like a month long break and then smoked yesterday and today. just scraped the last dusties out of my grinder and now i have nothing left :0
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Postby milano boy » Wed Feb 12, 2020 11:10 pm

i'm stoned (pot{
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Postby Debbie » Wed Feb 12, 2020 11:12 pm

Not sure I follow
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Postby mothjoke » Wed Feb 12, 2020 11:13 pm

hey what’s up everyone

it’s me moke in the stoned (pot) thread

quinine, your av reminds me of a part of next gen when captain picard says he’s never played with puppies

that always fucked me up
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Postby deebster » Wed Feb 12, 2020 11:42 pm

milano boy wrote:i took like a month long break and then smoked yesterday and today. just scraped the last dusties out of my grinder and now i have nothing left :0


sounds like you need to get more weed
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Postby Annie May » Wed Feb 12, 2020 11:46 pm

Today's my first day not smoking weed in about 2 months. I'll take a break, feel a whole lot better after a bit, smoke at a friends house and realize how awesome weed is, buy my own and smoke every day until i feel like a fly trapped in a light fixture and finally quit and feel better after a couple days of not sleeping and sweating a lot.
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Postby deebster » Wed Feb 12, 2020 11:59 pm

Annie May wrote:Today's my first day not smoking weed in about 2 months. I'll take a break, feel a whole lot better after a bit, smoke at a friends house and realize how awesome weed is, buy my own and smoke every day until i feel like a fly trapped in a light fixture and finally quit and feel better after a couple days of not sleeping and sweating a lot.


sounds like you are conflicted about whether you should, or should not, get more weed
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Postby Annie May » Thu Feb 13, 2020 12:01 am

It has been proven over and over that i can't regulate my weed intake
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Postby Stuntman » Thu Feb 13, 2020 12:36 am

My roommate went to the dispensary the other day and brought some edibles back with him. We ate them together and watched a few movies but he was really harshing my vibe by complaining he wasn’t getting high (he was obviously high as he was asking me if I thought that Raphael was the best Ninja Turtle halfway through watching 48 Hrs.). Meanwhile I coughed exactly once and started worrying that I had coronavirus.
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Postby alaska » Fri Feb 14, 2020 5:43 pm

my mom and i are gonna make edibles while my dad takes my sister to her school dance :twisted:
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Postby alaska » Fri Feb 14, 2020 5:43 pm

she has never intaken weed of any kind but the $1 horse bit her pinky really hard and she wants to get stoned now
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Postby alaska » Fri Feb 14, 2020 5:46 pm

not actually sure this is the best idea for her rn tbh. but we will see what the evening brings us
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Postby alaska » Fri Feb 14, 2020 5:47 pm

i also dont really awnt to get stoned tonight? hmmm
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Postby Stuntman » Fri Feb 14, 2020 5:55 pm

I want some incredible edibles.
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Postby creedence tapes » Fri Feb 14, 2020 5:58 pm

alaska wrote: $1 horse bit her pinky really hard

That’s either slang for something just... outrageously seedy.

Or it’s very literal. Idk.
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Postby Annie May » Fri Feb 14, 2020 6:07 pm

My mom has expressed the desire to get stoned with me a couple times and it sounds like an absolute nightmare tbh. She's never done it and she's one of the most anxious people I know
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Postby quinine » Fri Feb 14, 2020 6:12 pm

1st time getting stoned: often not great
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Postby Stuntman » Fri Feb 14, 2020 6:16 pm

The very first time I got stoned in high school I felt absolutely nothing but I wanted to fit in so I just pretended to be high. Somehow I thought that entailed giggling like crazy while doing somersaults on the floor of my friend’s basement.
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Postby Annie May » Fri Feb 14, 2020 6:30 pm

The first time I got stoned these older kids had me take like 5 huge bong rips and then i remembered with panic i had to help one of my mom's friends paint our house that day. I think i painted about a 4ft patch of wall before it became too much and i told the guy i felt sick and went into my bedroom and listened to radiohead for 3 hours
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Postby Annie May » Fri Feb 14, 2020 6:31 pm

I also got this crazy tunnel vision effect that i don't think I've gotten with weed ever since. Maybe on strong edibles idk
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Postby Annie May » Fri Feb 14, 2020 6:33 pm

Anyway today is day 3 without w33d, i feel pretty good tbh, been taking lots of supplements
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Postby Kaputt » Fri Feb 14, 2020 6:38 pm

Annie May wrote:Today's my first day not smoking weed in about 2 months. I'll take a break, feel a whole lot better after a bit, smoke at a friends house and realize how awesome weed is, buy my own and smoke every day until i feel like a fly trapped in a light fixture and finally quit and feel better after a couple days of not sleeping and sweating a lot.


This is me exactly. Haven't smoked since Monday night. Struggled to sleep every night. Gonna get ripped and play board games tomorrow.
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Postby mellowgold » Fri Feb 14, 2020 6:56 pm

Stoned and watching steel magnolias
wimbledon, strawberries, bubbles, please protect me. happy midsumma, hope you spend it in your heart, everyone is there. bitch.
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Postby alaska » Fri Feb 14, 2020 6:57 pm

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alaska wrote: $1 horse bit her pinky really hard

That’s either slang for something just... outrageously seedy.

Or it’s very literal. Idk.


utterly literal
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Postby alaska » Fri Feb 14, 2020 6:57 pm

Annie May wrote:Anyway today is day 3 without w33d, i feel pretty good tbh, been taking lots of supplements


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Postby alaska » Fri Feb 14, 2020 6:58 pm

alaska wrote:
creedence tapes wrote:
alaska wrote: $1 horse bit her pinky really hard

That’s either slang for something just... outrageously seedy.

Or it’s very literal. Idk.


utterly literal


the horse cost a dollar. he lives in our yard. he bit her pinky while she was feeding her.
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Postby Sobieski » Fri Feb 14, 2020 7:07 pm

i’m stoned and at the library
sm//o/ke le/ss weed
and sleep more
always/ tip %20
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Postby Sobieski » Fri Feb 14, 2020 7:11 pm

i owe the library a book but it only showed half the title

so i did some sleuthing with the librarians to figure out the book in afternoon offices half broken up for the weekend


i owe like 20 in late fees haha, but i think I still have the book somewhere
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Postby gauchebag » Fri Feb 14, 2020 8:15 pm

i don't go to the library even though i found my library card. the last book i acquired was a steal on abebooks or something
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