NBA 2018-19 Thread: Offseason (Gone Fishin')

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Postby pauline walnuts » Fri Jan 11, 2019 5:10 pm

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Postby death is my amigo » Fri Jan 11, 2019 5:11 pm

REAL BASED SLOB wrote:after the javy home run WGN came back with an extended fan cam sequence soundtracked by meat puppets - up on the sun and i've just been doing bong rips and jamming meat puppets since
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Postby landspeedrecord » Fri Jan 11, 2019 5:14 pm

pauline walnuts wrote:nab injury report taking over rotoworld here https://www.rotoworld.com/headlines/nba/377941/enes-kanter-(burgers)-will-not-play-friday

Enes Kanter (burgers) will not play Friday against the Pacers.
Yeah, so it turns out eating seven burgers at one time isn't the best idea. If you missed it, Kanter posted a video of himself saying he was about to eat seven burgers, and he wound up on the injury report the next day. With him out, Luke Kornet should get big minutes with Noah Vonleh playing some center. Expect to see a ton of Kevin Knox and probably more Mario Hezonja. Kanter hopefully will be able to play Sunday against the 76ers, but he also isn't going to play on Thursday.

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Postby trouble » Fri Jan 11, 2019 5:47 pm

Hedo got to the burgers
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Postby Celiac » Fri Jan 11, 2019 5:50 pm

Enes, you are freaking killing me
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Fri Jan 11, 2019 6:04 pm

Just thinking about how if I attempted to eat seven burgers it would be a very long time before I'd be able to shit or fart at all, much less my pants.
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Postby delgriffith » Fri Jan 11, 2019 7:45 pm

Mike Breen says Kanter has "some sort of flu" - don't lie, Mike!
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Postby cam'ron hubbard » Fri Jan 11, 2019 7:49 pm

we talkin' hamburger sandwich?
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Postby Celiac » Fri Jan 11, 2019 7:52 pm

Doris is so cool
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Postby delgriffith » Fri Jan 11, 2019 7:53 pm

GET UP VIC :shock:
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Postby delgriffith » Fri Jan 11, 2019 7:53 pm

Celiac wrote:Doris is so cool

The coolest.
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Postby Lucky » Fri Jan 11, 2019 7:55 pm

Sorry you don't get to see Giannis whoever posted about the game before :(
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Postby delgriffith » Fri Jan 11, 2019 7:56 pm

Kristaps looking fly.
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Postby Celiac » Fri Jan 11, 2019 7:57 pm

Porzi looking like a snack tonight
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Postby delgriffith » Fri Jan 11, 2019 8:00 pm

Switching over to Raps-Nets for a bit.
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Postby delgriffith » Fri Jan 11, 2019 8:01 pm

We Are All Nets Fans.
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Postby soft milk » Fri Jan 11, 2019 8:02 pm

Not all
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Postby Celiac » Fri Jan 11, 2019 8:03 pm

Nets up at the end of one 8-)
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Postby soft milk » Fri Jan 11, 2019 8:06 pm

OGeeeeze
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Postby soft milk » Fri Jan 11, 2019 8:06 pm

Less Monroe and more Boucher
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Postby soft milk » Fri Jan 11, 2019 8:07 pm

Love Norm
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Postby Lucky » Fri Jan 11, 2019 8:09 pm

Oh shit Porzingis is back??
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Postby delgriffith » Fri Jan 11, 2019 8:11 pm

Lucky wrote:Oh shit Porzingis is back??

No he's just wearing a smooth outfit on the bench.

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Postby delgriffith » Fri Jan 11, 2019 8:13 pm

Speaking of outfits... this RHJ outfit on the Nets bench. Wow.
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Postby Celiac » Fri Jan 11, 2019 8:15 pm

Nets heads, what’s the feeling on D’lo’s next contract?
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Postby Celiac » Fri Jan 11, 2019 8:15 pm

delgriffith wrote:Speaking of outfits... this RHJ outfit on the Nets bench. Wow.

I didn’t really get a glance but heard the booth talking it over. What’s your take?
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Postby delgriffith » Fri Jan 11, 2019 8:17 pm

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Postby delgriffith » Fri Jan 11, 2019 8:18 pm

I want the sweatpants. Strong look.

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Postby Lucky » Fri Jan 11, 2019 8:18 pm

Sorry I'm in a club checking in on the Knicks for some reason
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Postby Celiac » Fri Jan 11, 2019 8:21 pm

That is quite a look, wow.
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