NBA 2018-19 Thread: Offseason (Gone Fishin')

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
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Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
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Postby cam'ron hubbard » Sun Jan 13, 2019 10:23 pm

hitting those freebies while bleeding from the mouth
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Postby cam'ron hubbard » Sun Jan 13, 2019 10:24 pm

damian lillard was 22 during his rookie season. this is jamal murray's age 21 season.
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Postby delgriffith » Sun Jan 13, 2019 10:25 pm

wario lopez wrote:damian lillard was 22 during his rookie season. this is jamal murray's age 21 season.

Pretty insane. Sounds like I missed a good one. Good effort Blazers!
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Postby The Dirty Turtle » Sun Jan 13, 2019 10:31 pm

well to be fair, lillards rookie numbers at 22 are still better than murrays numbers, and murrays had the benefit of playing 200 nba games
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Postby cam'ron hubbard » Sun Jan 13, 2019 10:38 pm

i'm not saying he's better or will be better than lillard, but they could have very similar growth curves given the statistical similarities at comparable ages. murray has had slow starts each of the past 2 years. his percentages will end up much better than where they are now.
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Postby The Dirty Turtle » Sun Jan 13, 2019 10:46 pm

ya that i agree with
murrays biggest issue is consistency... hes had 11 games this year with under 12 points...which is one every four games... lillard has had 0
as soon as he figures out how to get rid of that stuff and establish a floor of more like 13-14 ppg, well the nugs will be pretty good
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Postby delgriffith » Sun Jan 13, 2019 10:49 pm


Yikes!!!!
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Postby delgriffith » Sun Jan 13, 2019 10:51 pm

On the other hand, 26-0 when leading after 3. So basically if you're watching the Blazers, turn it off at the end of the 3rd quarter because that's your result.
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Postby The Dirty Turtle » Sun Jan 13, 2019 11:08 pm

*frantically develops new fan efficiency metric and buys domain name*
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Postby mcwop23 » Sun Jan 13, 2019 11:08 pm

insane stat
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colin meloy doesn't need to die
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Postby mcwop23 » Sun Jan 13, 2019 11:09 pm

re: blazers
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colin meloy doesn't need to die
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Postby The Dirty Turtle » Sun Jan 13, 2019 11:12 pm

our new app will turn off your tv the moment the game is Fuckin Over(tm) no matter how good or interesting it is
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Postby guidance » Sun Jan 13, 2019 11:37 pm

the cavs announcers are so insufferable
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Postby delgriffith » Sun Jan 13, 2019 11:37 pm

Hope Luke Walton doesn't get fired.
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Postby Celiac » Sun Jan 13, 2019 11:42 pm

Holy cow go cavs go
Douglas Jones... He moved like a cobra.
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Postby guidance » Sun Jan 13, 2019 11:44 pm

collin sexton will be good eventually
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Postby guidance » Sun Jan 13, 2019 11:45 pm

kevin love is a handsome man who deserves better than this shit teame
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Postby guidance » Sun Jan 13, 2019 11:47 pm

cedi stoinks
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Postby Amblin » Sun Jan 13, 2019 11:49 pm

Save us Kuz
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Postby guidance » Sun Jan 13, 2019 11:56 pm

rodney good
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Postby guidance » Sun Jan 13, 2019 11:56 pm

mission accomplished
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Postby trouble » Mon Jan 14, 2019 2:19 am

goldsoundz wrote: at what point is it acceptable to jump ship?


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Postby pissydan » Mon Jan 14, 2019 10:24 am

hey guys, remember me?
As life would have it, Johnny did somebody wrong and they filed a complaint.
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Postby delgriffith » Mon Jan 14, 2019 10:27 am

Hey dan, I made a JJ Barea Forever image for you :(
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Postby Thrustin Jeroux » Mon Jan 14, 2019 12:02 pm

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Postby chandler » Mon Jan 14, 2019 12:04 pm

sixers about to start an absolutely brutal stretch of 20 games where like...16 of those games are vs playoff teams. lucky to win 10 games imo

if they are still relying on minutes from tj/furk/muscala by the end of february...yeesh
i've been getting really into pestcest too lately. haven't really been able to find much good ant stuff, though. anybody have any links to some good biting vids/pics?
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Postby draw » Mon Jan 14, 2019 12:06 pm

Important addition to the all-nba list of players with names that sound like made-up jobs:
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Postby pissydan » Mon Jan 14, 2019 12:43 pm

delgriffith wrote:Hey dan, I made a JJ Barea Forever image for you :(

i saw it. :(
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Postby delgriffith » Mon Jan 14, 2019 4:42 pm

As far as Hawks assets linked to the Blazers recently, I'd much rather Taurean Prince than Jeremy Lin.
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