NBA 2018-19 Thread: Offseason (Gone Fishin')

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Postby WAC » Tue Feb 12, 2019 11:25 pm

He said ALOT of shit last night. And most of it WASN'T how he supported a fascist.
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Postby draw » Tue Feb 12, 2019 11:27 pm

WAC wrote:This is a tough test for draw


Jo, please don't make me choose between you and the refs. We both know what's going to happen.
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Postby bruceagain » Tue Feb 12, 2019 11:28 pm

Lucky wrote:
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ratbags wrote:how is the utah jazz so dogshit on offense

sooner or later mitchell's shot is going to start falling (everyone 3 months ago)


Mitchell's shooting has improved. He's shooting .435 FG% and .370 3P% since Jan 1st (same + better than last year on 4 more FGA). He was .411 and .293 from Oct-Dec 2018.

They weren't good on offense last year either, when again he was their only scorer. They've got 3 non-shooters in the lineup lol...

51.8% TS for your primary option ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Postby bruceagain » Tue Feb 12, 2019 11:29 pm

players only baby!
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Postby soft milk » Tue Feb 12, 2019 11:30 pm

mcwop, the knicks have to hire jon taffer from bar rescue to the coaching staff

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Postby Lucky » Tue Feb 12, 2019 11:36 pm

They've gone 14-5 since Jan 1st and Mitchell has 54.2 TS% in that time.

Oct-Dec they went 18-19 :P Third-easiest remaining SOS too.
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Postby Lucky » Tue Feb 12, 2019 11:40 pm

what a good roty

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Postby soft milk » Wed Feb 13, 2019 12:00 am

Jabberwocky wrote:Just be happy that you made the Finals and that you now have the privilege of getting pummeled by the greatest ever basketball team ever assembled.
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Postby landspeedrecord » Wed Feb 13, 2019 12:15 am

the jazz are playing great tonight
rather be an idiot than a sheeple
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Postby WAC » Wed Feb 13, 2019 12:18 am

bruceagain wrote:players only baby!


[solemnly nodding]
He said ALOT of shit last night. And most of it WASN'T how he supported a fascist.
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Postby bruceagain » Wed Feb 13, 2019 12:31 am

god damn iguodala can still run
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Postby soft milk » Wed Feb 13, 2019 12:52 am

draw wrote:
WAC wrote:This is a tough test for draw


Jo, please don't make me choose between you and the refs. We both know what's going to happen.


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Postby bruceagain » Wed Feb 13, 2019 12:54 am

kd just took a half court heat check up 6 points with 45 seconds to go
the disrespect
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Postby wario lopez » Wed Feb 13, 2019 1:26 pm

Mild High Basketball
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Postby mcwop23 » Wed Feb 13, 2019 2:05 pm

hell yeah
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Postby Bernie » Wed Feb 13, 2019 3:15 pm

Is it worth it to take a shower and get dressed after I get home from work and gym tomorrow to go to the NBA on TNT live broadcast? It's a free ticketed event but I don't know what is actually happening. I'm not going to get to do any other AS weekend related activities but this just seems kind of dub and pointless. Idk, help me not be a loser.
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Postby Lucky » Wed Feb 13, 2019 4:47 pm

commiserations to del
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Wed Feb 13, 2019 4:50 pm

Here's a tweet, since Lucky likes making context-free posts:

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Postby Lucky » Wed Feb 13, 2019 4:52 pm

interesting move by the hawks imo
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Postby delgriffith » Wed Feb 13, 2019 4:54 pm

lmfao he put the graphic together already

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Postby thrasher » Wed Feb 13, 2019 4:55 pm

Bernie wrote:Is it worth it to take a shower and get dressed after I get home from work and gym tomorrow to go to the NBA on TNT live broadcast? It's a free ticketed event but I don't know what is actually happening. I'm not going to get to do any other AS weekend related activities but this just seems kind of dub and pointless. Idk, help me not be a loser.

I'm trying to imagine what this would be like but it doesn't sound super fun. you live in Charlotte and the crew is covering the OKC-Pels game there? idk I hate leaving the house now so I don't have a good answer. do they let you watch the game on a big screen or something?
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Postby Lucky » Wed Feb 13, 2019 5:07 pm

what's gonna happen to Image del
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Postby soft milk » Wed Feb 13, 2019 5:31 pm

Linsanity 2 Begins Tonight

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Postby Bernie » Wed Feb 13, 2019 5:40 pm

thrasher wrote:
Bernie wrote:Is it worth it to take a shower and get dressed after I get home from work and gym tomorrow to go to the NBA on TNT live broadcast? It's a free ticketed event but I don't know what is actually happening. I'm not going to get to do any other AS weekend related activities but this just seems kind of dub and pointless. Idk, help me not be a loser.

I'm trying to imagine what this would be like but it doesn't sound super fun. you live in Charlotte and the crew is covering the OKC-Pels game there? idk I hate leaving the house now so I don't have a good answer. do they let you watch the game on a big screen or something?


I think you're right. I'm just sad that I don't really have a chance to participate in any of the stuff going on this weekend because I've been kind of excited about have the AS game back here.
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Postby thrasher » Wed Feb 13, 2019 5:47 pm

yeah I feel that. I'm not sure if/when they'll ever do another ASG in phoenix but I'd probably try to get tix to the saturday night stuff
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Postby delgriffith » Wed Feb 13, 2019 5:49 pm

Lucky wrote:what's gonna happen to Image del

He'll be OK I think. He's 21 and I doubt Stotts was going to give him that many minutes in the playoffs anyway (for better or for worse). He can play the 4 in lineups with Kanter and just focus on defense, I guess.
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Postby delgriffith » Wed Feb 13, 2019 5:50 pm

Then again Nurk and Collins have still only played like 50 something minutes together this season so maybe that's not in Stotts' plan.
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Postby Celiac » Wed Feb 13, 2019 5:51 pm

del, you've got a life-long blazer now. congrats!
You are canceled for me. Buh bye.
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Postby soft milk » Wed Feb 13, 2019 5:52 pm

its cool that both the blazers and the raps have two former Knicks legends
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Postby Sweet Gregory Pectin » Wed Feb 13, 2019 5:53 pm

ratbags wrote:


welcome to t.o.

are they welcoming jeremy lin or warning their fans
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